Better used for this than tampons

Weaver95: *FAPFAPFAP*

what? don't look at me like that.

I lol'd.

Some say his billboard bleeds when the sky turns orange, and that the only fact he knows about road safety involves a spoiler wing. All we know is....he's called the Stigmata.

Weaver95: *FAPFAPFAP*

what? don't look at me like that.

I'm still giggling. I need sleep.

GAT_00: Wouldn't that increase crashes from people staring at the billboard?

Kinda wondered that myself.

Meanwhile I enjoyed the accent, reminded me of "Heavenly Creatures."

/speaking of disturbing

Billboards are monstrosities.

Is that a state department of transportation billboard, or a message from the Silent Hill Tourist Bureau?

But I thought rainwater was federalized now? So blame the government, they own rain!

I didn't know that Silent Hill was located in New Zealand.

also, the article uses tiger-detecting-rock logic.

Woah. That's grade A horror video game material right there.

GAT_00: Wouldn't that increase crashes from people staring at the billboard?

I fully expect crashes due to insufficient attention to rain will drop 50%, and crashes caused by "OH MY GOD WHAT THE *crash*" will increase infinity percent.

Fano: I didn't know that Silent Hill was located in New Zealand.

also, the article uses tiger-detecting-rock logic.

That's specious reasoning, dad.

6 seconds, Bloody William!

*Shakes fist

...am I the only one who, if I saw that whilst driving, would be so distracted that I slam into the car in front of me??

Can we get the blood to flow up the billboard?

FTFA: "Not surprisingly, the billboards have been effective. Since they were put in place, there hasn't been a single fatal accident in the area."

Correlation = causation

What, kids don't always look like that?

I musta had an unusual upbringing.

And the kid in that picture will never live that one down. At least now he has an idea for a Halloween costume.

I can't wait to see the anti-pedophilia one they have for when it snows.

That's even better than the beer coasters that bleed when wet.

Fake! That blood is photoshopped!

FarkinFarker: FTFA: "Not surprisingly, the billboards have been effective. Since they were put in place, there hasn't been a single fatal accident in the area."

Correlation = causation

That's the specious logic. Furthermore, I imagine the shock novelty will wear off quickly.

And make New Zealanders thirsty for blood.

This is one of the many reasons I love Maine. We've outlawed billboards.

That would last about 30 seconds in LA, before the billboard blood was covered with gang tags claiming credit for it.

Fano: FarkinFarker: FTFA: "Not surprisingly, the billboards have been effective. Since they were put in place, there hasn't been a single fatal accident in the area."

Correlation = causation

That's the specious logic. Furthermore, I imagine the shock novelty will wear off quickly.

And make New Zealanders thirsty for blood.



/hot like a burning car

NuclearPenguins: This is one of the many reasons I love Maine. We've outlawed billboards.

So only outlaws have billboards?.

Whoa. That beats my black velvet painting of Mary that cries tears when I'm bad.

Clearly, the reason for all these crashes is that everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road.

/I have to fix everything for people, goddamn

Damn, I was beaten to my lame joke.

/cri

Cyno01: altrocks: Fano: FarkinFarker: FTFA: "Not surprisingly, the billboards have been effective. Since they were put in place, there hasn't been a single fatal accident in the area."

Correlation = causation

That's the specious logic. Furthermore, I imagine the shock novelty will wear off quickly.

And make New Zealanders thirsty for blood.



/hot like a burning car

Anybody else mouse over hotlinked XKCDs to read the alt text only to be dissapointed?

Your tears sustain me.

phlegmmo: Don't billboards already have enough of a negative stigmata associated with them?



Did you miss the thread where the woman drowned in a koi pond?

OH MY GOD.

In summation, OH MY EFFING GOD!

I'm constructing condos across from the golf course.

DrChocolate: I've seen better:

Even better NSFW French STD ad (new window)

Pfft--amateurs.

New Zealand's roads are farked up. For one thing, they're often about as twisty as logging roads are in the US. For another, there are way too many bridges that look like this:




Yeah, that's a railway bridge that is also used as a single lane, two-way automobile bridge.

The best part? It isn't alway possible to the see the other end of one of those things. And most of them don't have any signals either.

Weaver95: *FAPFAPFAP*

what? don't look at me like that.

One moment you're making intelligent arguments on a political stance, the next moment this.

Welcome to fark.

Was I the only one who noticed this??



/ New Zealanders + blood = danger, Will Robinson

OgreMagi: Weaver95: *FAPFAPFAP*

what? don't look at me like that.

One moment you're making intelligent arguments on a political stance, the next moment this.

Welcome to fark.

It's why I love Weaver even when I disagree with Weaver.