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(Reuters) Interesting Bayer gets stiffed by Levitra pill heist. Police have no hard evidence, but are cock-sure they will get their men   (reuters.com) divider line 31
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Daniefish
2009-07-06 04:56:55 PM
Penis.
 
Delphis
2009-07-06 04:57:29 PM
I get rubbed the wrong way by headlines that are trying too hard.
 
docmattic
2009-07-06 04:58:08 PM
Police are looking for hardened criminals, and will give them firm jail sentences.
 
skankboy
2009-07-06 04:59:07 PM
Cock-sure sounds like you are trying too hard Smitty.
 
Animas
2009-07-06 04:59:11 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

And their on the run...
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 04:59:36 PM
You know what other chemical Bayer produced that made men stiff?
 
Insult Comic Bishounen
2009-07-06 04:59:48 PM
Pills soon to be available online! Check your email!
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2009-07-06 05:00:35 PM
Boners!
 
HowAboutNo
2009-07-06 05:02:16 PM
Rigor Mortis.
 
rFarke
2009-07-06 05:02:47 PM
Is this related to the recent health care reforms being considered too soon after the 2008 erection?
 
Alacritous [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 05:04:12 PM
With this headline and the koi one just below, I'm guessing one of the Admins is either really easy to amuse, or is drunk in the middle of the day. Either that, or Storm has figured out how to administer the site when Daddy's not looking.
 
Psumek
2009-07-06 05:05:08 PM
vernonFL: You know what other chemical Bayer produced that made men stiff?

Aspirin?

/can someone get me an Anacin
 
Clawed Le Mew
2009-07-06 05:07:36 PM
oy yoy yoy
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2009-07-06 05:11:36 PM
img43.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.
 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.
2009-07-06 05:26:55 PM
A pill that can make a man larger?
 
Hobodeluxe
2009-07-06 05:32:12 PM
will they slam em in the pokey?
 
Earl of Chives
2009-07-06 05:34:51 PM
The Levitra/Cialis/Viagra pun shtick was already old in 2002.
 
DanQuayle
2009-07-06 05:35:32 PM
oh the whore

/ wait, was that the other guy ?
 
Sobrrr
2009-07-06 05:37:09 PM
Are you a thief or just glad to see me?
 
CrankMyBlueSax
2009-07-06 05:43:12 PM
Nothing like a good penis thread.

Penis
 
playdate
2009-07-06 05:46:46 PM
*Deleted image*
LOL WUT

Try this-i257.photobucket.com
 
cmn85
2009-07-06 06:09:55 PM
Daniefish: Penis.

came for this... only had to read one... leaving satisfied...

/...as the wife of a levitra user
 
littleoldlady
2009-07-06 06:20:44 PM
This thread is flaccid.
 
elev8meL8r
2009-07-06 06:25:41 PM
Psumek:
/can someone get me an Anacin

That's kind of a 1970s thing, isn't it? I mean, do they even still make that?

vernonFL: You know what other chemical Bayer produced that made men stiff?

www.austinchronicle.com
 
elev8meL8r
2009-07-06 06:33:35 PM
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: A pill that can make a man larger?

God, I hate that smug little bastard. My pet "peave" is that he makes that little slobbery noise between each sentence.

"Male enhancement." (squitch)

"It sounds too good to be true..." (slurrp) "A pill that can make a man larger?" (SKWISSSH)
 
Harry_Seldon
2009-07-06 07:27:16 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Wanted for questioning.

Was he seen whistling innocently as he waltzed away with a "barrel" full of fun!
 
OscarTamerz
2009-07-06 08:07:17 PM
So they stole $6.9 million and that's only 5 days worth of pills.
They make $504 million a year off of this stuff. Wow. Hammer time.
 
Thoguh [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 08:30:15 PM
FTA: Bayer, whose products range from Aspirin painkillers to Yasmin birth control pills, says on its Levitra website that the pill may help men fight erectile dysfunction when other oral treatments do not work.

Hey-ooo!
 
DirkGozinya
2009-07-06 09:22:10 PM
The best for me was that this happened in FRANKFURT, Germany

/frankfurt
 
docmattic
2009-07-07 08:45:35 AM
vertiaset: docmattic

Police are looking for hardened criminals, and will give them firm jail sentences.

Damn you docmattic you stole my shtick. I clicked on this thread just to say that. Man, you have to be quick on Fark.com.

I agree - it can be hard on FARKers when their lines get stolen. Keep a stiff upper lip.
 
Tequila Monster
2009-07-07 08:47:25 AM
They should be easy to find, they'll stick out in a crowd.
 
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