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(Reuters) Interesting Bayer gets stiffed by Levitra pill heist. Police have no hard evidence, but are cock-sure they will get their men   (reuters.com) divider line 31
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2009-07-06 04:56:55 PM
Penis.
 
2009-07-06 04:57:29 PM
I get rubbed the wrong way by headlines that are trying too hard.
 
2009-07-06 04:58:08 PM
Police are looking for hardened criminals, and will give them firm jail sentences.
 
2009-07-06 04:59:07 PM
Cock-sure sounds like you are trying too hard Smitty.
 
2009-07-06 04:59:11 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

And their on the run...
 
2009-07-06 04:59:36 PM
You know what other chemical Bayer produced that made men stiff?
 
2009-07-06 04:59:48 PM
Pills soon to be available online! Check your email!
 
2009-07-06 05:00:35 PM
Boners!
 
2009-07-06 05:02:16 PM
Rigor Mortis.
 
2009-07-06 05:02:47 PM
Is this related to the recent health care reforms being considered too soon after the 2008 erection?
 
2009-07-06 05:04:12 PM
With this headline and the koi one just below, I'm guessing one of the Admins is either really easy to amuse, or is drunk in the middle of the day. Either that, or Storm has figured out how to administer the site when Daddy's not looking.
 
2009-07-06 05:05:08 PM
vernonFL: You know what other chemical Bayer produced that made men stiff?

Aspirin?

/can someone get me an Anacin
 
2009-07-06 05:07:36 PM
oy yoy yoy
 
2009-07-06 05:11:36 PM
img43.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-07-06 05:26:55 PM
A pill that can make a man larger?
 
2009-07-06 05:32:12 PM
will they slam em in the pokey?
 
2009-07-06 05:34:51 PM
The Levitra/Cialis/Viagra pun shtick was already old in 2002.
 
2009-07-06 05:35:32 PM
oh the whore

/ wait, was that the other guy ?
 
2009-07-06 05:37:09 PM
Are you a thief or just glad to see me?
 
2009-07-06 05:43:12 PM
Nothing like a good penis thread.

Penis
 
2009-07-06 05:46:46 PM
*Deleted image*
LOL WUT

Try this-i257.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-06 06:09:55 PM
Daniefish: Penis.

came for this... only had to read one... leaving satisfied...

/...as the wife of a levitra user
 
2009-07-06 06:20:44 PM
This thread is flaccid.
 
2009-07-06 06:25:41 PM
Psumek:
/can someone get me an Anacin


That's kind of a 1970s thing, isn't it? I mean, do they even still make that?

vernonFL: You know what other chemical Bayer produced that made men stiff?

www.austinchronicle.com
 
2009-07-06 06:33:35 PM
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: A pill that can make a man larger?

God, I hate that smug little bastard. My pet "peave" is that he makes that little slobbery noise between each sentence.

"Male enhancement." (squitch)

"It sounds too good to be true..." (slurrp) "A pill that can make a man larger?" (SKWISSSH)
 
2009-07-06 07:27:16 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Wanted for questioning.

Was he seen whistling innocently as he waltzed away with a "barrel" full of fun!
 
2009-07-06 08:07:17 PM
So they stole $6.9 million and that's only 5 days worth of pills.
They make $504 million a year off of this stuff. Wow. Hammer time.
 
2009-07-06 08:30:15 PM
FTA: Bayer, whose products range from Aspirin painkillers to Yasmin birth control pills, says on its Levitra website that the pill may help men fight erectile dysfunction when other oral treatments do not work.

Hey-ooo!
 
2009-07-06 09:22:10 PM
The best for me was that this happened in FRANKFURT, Germany

/frankfurt
 
2009-07-07 08:45:35 AM
vertiaset: docmattic

Police are looking for hardened criminals, and will give them firm jail sentences.

Damn you docmattic you stole my shtick. I clicked on this thread just to say that. Man, you have to be quick on Fark.com.


I agree - it can be hard on FARKers when their lines get stolen. Keep a stiff upper lip.
 
2009-07-07 08:47:25 AM
They should be easy to find, they'll stick out in a crowd.
 
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