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(Telegraph)   You've just had an argument with your mother. Do you C) Auction off her nude photos online ?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 152
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 09:57:44 AM
Ew EW EWWW!!!
 
larrycot
2009-07-06 10:29:35 AM
By the time I return from work this afternoon, I fully expect one of my talented, but jobless brethren to have found said pics and posted a link.

/Assumes I'll be RickRolled
//Or worse.
 
AzDownboy [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 11:01:29 AM
Subby, got any pictures of your mother naked?

/Want to buy some?

This joke brought to you by the stone age
 
Epsilon
2009-07-06 11:08:17 AM
"He was quite naughty... I thought 'you cheeky little git'," she said.

I'm not entirely sure what a cheeky little git is, but I'm guessing it's bad?
 
Hollywood Cole
2009-07-06 11:29:43 AM
Based on OpiumPoppy's post I am going to have to go with.....
img371.imageshack.us
 
sboyle1020
2009-07-06 12:41:26 PM
"He was quite naughty... I thought 'you cheeky little git'," she said.

Haha...you cheeky bastard!

c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
semiotix
2009-07-06 12:42:08 PM
"He was quite naughty... I thought 'you cheeky little git'," she said.

Whoa, Mom, don't say anything you can't take back.

Seriously, this woman makes Mrs. Cartman look like that nun from The Blues Brothers.
 
DancingJester
2009-07-06 12:42:29 PM
Epsilon: "He was quite naughty... I thought 'you cheeky little git'," she said.

I'm not entirely sure what a cheeky little git is, but I'm guessing it's bad?

I think it is about halfway between a scoundrel and a scallywag.
 
stevarooni [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 12:42:38 PM

The original story in New Zealand, which includes pictures (of a sort) (NZ Herald). Not bad, actually, for her age. This made me laugh, though FTFA:

Most people would shudder at the thought of seeing photos of their mother in lacy underwear and suspenders.

Not Auckland student Michael - who twice tried to auction such saucy shots on Trade Me.

The first time was to annoy his mother Jennifer after an argument.
What was the argument about? Was he hogging the sheets at night? :o
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 12:43:06 PM
Trade Me pulled the auction the next day, but the student, identified only as Michael, was soon back trying to sell a series of eight-year-old "glamour" shots of his mother, including one of her in underwear. .

Holy shiat, 8-year old mother of an 18-year old son??? Doing some quick math- she was negative-ten when he was born...
 
theoriginalslash
2009-07-06 12:43:30 PM
Why would anyone pay for pictures of a 44-year-old when they can get pictures of much younger, more attractive women online for free?

People are stupid.
 
Sonny Corleone [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 12:44:18 PM
Those are a lot less horrible than I expected they would be.
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 12:44:59 PM
Beats charging ten cents to let the neighborhood kids look at my father's art books. No. Art books. Had a book called "The face of the Nude".

Later, I recovered a bunch of Playboys form the trash and the library rates went up.
 
Tatsuhiko
2009-07-06 12:45:45 PM
theoriginalslash: Why would anyone pay for pictures of a 44-year-old when they can get pictures of much younger, more attractive women online for free?

People are stupid.

Some people would rather see amateur-ish stuff. Not plasticy made up porn nonsense with astroglide.

/Like myself.
 
gorgor
2009-07-06 12:46:49 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/mvc6qt
(copy and paste)
 
mister aj
2009-07-06 12:47:18 PM
opiumpoopy: larrycot: By the time I return from work this afternoon, I fully expect one of my talented, but jobless brethren to have found said pics and posted a link.

Too easy (^)



/ Will re-post if hotlinky fails later
// Talented, but jobless

Ewwww. Well, fat chicks need love too.
 
Thisbymaster
2009-07-06 12:49:35 PM
Paying for pictures on the internet? WTH is wrong with people?
 
mickaloha
2009-07-06 12:49:59 PM
Yes.
 
elev8meL8r
2009-07-06 12:50:17 PM
mister aj:
Ewwww. Well, fat chicks need love too.

Yes. But they gotta pay.

/actually, the rightmost pic is a little unfortunate, but as for the rest... sure, why not
 
CrispFlows
2009-07-06 12:51:29 PM
/ I wish more mothers were this cool.
 
fappomatic [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 12:52:00 PM
Ponzholio: Trade Me pulled the auction the next day, but the student, identified only as Michael, was soon back trying to sell a series of eight-year-old "glamour" shots of his mother, including one of her in underwear. .

Holy shiat, 8-year old mother of an 18-year old son??? Doing some quick math- she was negative-ten when he was born...

IVF technology sure has come a long way.
 
loserflame
2009-07-06 12:52:19 PM
awwwwwww.
 
Quinzy
2009-07-06 12:52:40 PM
mister aj:
Ewwww. Well, fat chicks need love too.


Wow her knees are horrible...
 
CrispFlows
2009-07-06 12:53:00 PM
i238.photobucket.com
 
idrow
2009-07-06 12:53:18 PM
I guess it depends on who your mom is and what she looks like.
 
Hollywood Cole
2009-07-06 12:55:39 PM
mister aj: Ewwww. Well, fat chicks need love too.

Fat? Seriously?
 
Talek
2009-07-06 12:55:47 PM
www.hotflick.net

approves

/hot like a milf
 
zarberg
2009-07-06 12:56:40 PM
idrow: I guess it depends on who your mom is and what she looks like.

Plenty of people who are moms that I would pay to see naked pictures of. Most of them are people who will never have naked pictures taken of them, which is one of the reasons I'd pay to see it.
 
Cervantes3773
2009-07-06 12:56:51 PM
Not sure if I should bookmark or not...
 
UnspokenVoice
2009-07-06 12:58:20 PM
This thread needs those pics or a link to them. How can we judge without pics? (There are some blurry ones up, we can do better.)
 
pencilsharp
2009-07-06 01:00:43 PM
Might want, with some Coronas and Luudes.

A whooooole lotta Luudes...

And, son, for future reference...
 
BarryToink
2009-07-06 01:03:22 PM
benkharakh.com
 
bobguy64
2009-07-06 01:05:02 PM
31 comments and no pics?

Wow.

Bummer.
 
Sonny Corleone [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 01:05:32 PM
UnspokenVoice: This thread needs those pics or a link to them. How can we judge without pics? (There are some blurry ones up, we can do better.)

There was a hotlink to the pics earlier, but I guess the mods killed it.
 
Huskadoodle
2009-07-06 01:05:43 PM
bobguy64: 31 comments and no pics?

Wow.

Bummer.

Should have gotten here earlier
 
vengethis
2009-07-06 01:09:03 PM
s.bebo.com
/Inconsolable
//Hot like Stiffler's mom
 
mister aj
2009-07-06 01:10:58 PM
Hollywood Cole: mister aj: Ewwww. Well, fat chicks need love too.

Fat? Seriously?

You know how I can tell you're American? It's understandable, if all you're surrounded by all day is whales, your standards will change a bit. She looks fine by American standards. She looks like she'd wobble and blubber a bit too much by the standards of healthier countries though.

There's also the issue that if you're having glamour shots done, you're expected to be above average.
 
Sonny Corleone [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 01:11:35 PM
Huskadoodle: bobguy64: 31 comments and no pics?

Wow.

Bummer.

Should have gotten here earlier

Here you go. (new window)
 
crho85
2009-07-06 01:12:36 PM
this is not a book mark
 
Crewmannumber6
2009-07-06 01:12:38 PM
What's the bidding up to?
 
fireclown
2009-07-06 01:13:12 PM
images.askmen.com
Depends on the Mom, I guess.
 
bobguy64
2009-07-06 01:14:30 PM
Thanks, Sonny Corleone!

Rock. That's what you do.
 
ObscureNameHere
2009-07-06 01:14:41 PM
Sonny Corleone: Huskadoodle: bobguy64: 31 comments and no pics?

Wow.

Bummer.

Should have gotten here earlier

Here you go. (new window)

Stupid thing: guys says "5 naked photos". Well, sorry, but HAVING SOME CLOTHES ON = NOT NAKED.

Just thought I'd clear that up.
 
Nightsweat
2009-07-06 01:16:13 PM
I used to hate arguing with my mother, but the make-up sex was worth it.
 
Huskadoodle
2009-07-06 01:16:48 PM
fireclown: Depends on the Mom, I guess.

I think I hold off on a mom with depends on.
 
Scoop84
2009-07-06 01:19:36 PM
She's pretty hot for a lady her age. Seems like she'd be a sport, too.
/would hit
 
id10ts [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 01:21:35 PM
So many 'Your Mom' jokes, so little time.

/would hit it (based on what little I could see in the NZ Herald pics)
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2009-07-06 01:22:54 PM
Naked?
i93.photobucket.com
 
CrankMyBlueSax
2009-07-06 01:23:26 PM
Goddamn Kiwi needs to be shot for false advertising. I didn't see a single nipple, bunghole, or meat curtain.
 
PumpUpDaFark
2009-07-06 01:23:53 PM
Cute ass.
 
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