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(Yahoo)   Man wastes beer by throwing at car. Car owner punishes man with gunshot.   ( divider line
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2001-09-11 12:05:58 AM  
Lets hope it was a coors....

Nice thing about this news story, short and to the point.
2001-09-11 12:16:34 AM  
Sting made him do it.
just look at his sneaky face next to the article.

the man is pure evil.
2001-09-11 12:18:48 AM  
That'll learn 'em.
2001-09-11 12:35:18 AM  
lol, good job with the headline whoever wrote that. The punishes with gunshot is gold, pure gold.
2001-09-11 12:41:22 AM  
Guns 'n Beer. What a combination.
2001-09-11 12:51:03 AM  
The guy probably threw a can of Colt .45 malt liquor at the guy. I see it as self defense.
2001-09-11 12:56:21 AM  
maybe he lobbed a bud light, and the guy took offense at his lack of taste.
speaking of lack of taste, has anyone ever bought one of those x-10 wireless cameras? i got the old reliable pop-under ad when i clicked this link. feh! anyone who's supporting this company's rampant assault on my patience needs to fess up here and be punished!
2001-09-11 01:24:25 AM  
shortest story i've ever seen
2001-09-11 01:34:59 AM  
Friends don't let friends waste beer.
2001-09-11 03:45:23 AM  
Batcar01: I wouldn't exactly seeing throwing a .45 slug out of a gun at a high velocity as self-defense to someone lugging a can o' Colt .45 at a car (especially three days after the beer-lug), but it was KINDA witty.
2001-09-11 05:49:44 AM  
Speaking of Bud Light (or Coors Light, etc.),

Q: Do you know why Bud Light is like making love in a canoe?

A: Because it's farking close to water!

Bwaaa...Ha ha ha... I slay myself!
2001-09-11 06:53:16 AM  
He should have shotgunned that beer.
2001-09-11 03:03:43 PM  
Wow, nobody seems to be commenting on these threads. I bet they feer ronery!
2001-09-11 04:49:11 PM  
2001-09-12 02:52:36 PM  
Back in 1993 there was this asshole who would regularly do long burnouts on the street my house was on. A full Miller Genuine Draft bottle to the side of his truck ensured he would not return to my neighbourhood to do it again. Sure enough, the asshole never did it again. Proof that shiatty beer is useful.

-he who stacks pork
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