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(via Obscure Store)   Male strippers purchase wang insurance; fearful of overexcited fans   (suntimes.co.za ) divider line
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1399 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2001 at 12:00 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-09-11 12:20:14 AM  
And fans purchase eye insurance,'cuz swinging wang is deadly wang!
 
2001-09-11 12:27:25 AM  
oh thats so sweet!
what I want to know is, what would be the procedure of proving that you can't get an erection any more and claiming your prize?
would an insurance company send a pretty maid to disprove your claim?
do you just need a certifcate from a doctor? I mean, once its been 'strained'(simple enough to arrange), as long as you can keep from hardening in the doctors hand (shouldn't really be a problem) you have to be sussed!
I think I'm going to go and insure my wanger as well..its a dangerous world out there..
 
2001-09-11 12:38:13 AM  
"Some grab at you and do not want to let go," said a member of the group.

Oh, now surely that's streching things a bit, isn't it?
 
2001-09-11 12:50:45 AM  
*bo dom bom*
 
2001-09-11 01:10:15 AM  
*bo dom bom*?
Izzat because your name is bongo fury or does it mean sumfing?
It's funny if it is your 'speech'.
 
2001-09-11 03:54:01 AM  
Stebain: It's supposed to be a rim-shot.

Bongo_Fury: The joke definitely deserved the rim-shot. Pure cheese.

Rounded_Bits: In the words of the great minimalist Homer J. Simpson, "It's funny because it's true." That pulling-and-not-letting-go shiat hurts!
 
2001-09-11 04:35:43 AM  
Speaking of wang:
[image from members.tripod.co.uk too old to be available]
A version of the nutsack squirrel...
 
2001-09-11 03:04:07 PM  
Wow, nobody seems to be commenting on these threads. I bet they feer ronery!
 
2001-09-18 12:13:34 AM  
whats a ronnery?
 
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