And fans purchase eye insurance,'cuz swinging wang is deadly wang!

oh thats so sweet!
what I want to know is, what would be the procedure of proving that you can't get an erection any more and claiming your prize?
would an insurance company send a pretty maid to disprove your claim?
do you just need a certifcate from a doctor? I mean, once its been 'strained'(simple enough to arrange), as long as you can keep from hardening in the doctors hand (shouldn't really be a problem) you have to be sussed!
I think I'm going to go and insure my wanger as well..its a dangerous world out there..

"Some grab at you and do not want to let go," said a member of the group.

Oh, now surely that's streching things a bit, isn't it?

*bo dom bom*

*bo dom bom*?
Izzat because your name is bongo fury or does it mean sumfing?
It's funny if it is your 'speech'.

Stebain: It's supposed to be a rim-shot.

Bongo_Fury: The joke definitely deserved the rim-shot. Pure cheese.

Rounded_Bits: In the words of the great minimalist Homer J. Simpson, "It's funny because it's true." That pulling-and-not-letting-go shiat hurts!

Speaking of wang:

A version of the nutsack squirrel...

Wow, nobody seems to be commenting on these threads. I bet they feer ronery!

whats a ronnery?