oldweevil

Well, that's it, I'm done with the internet today.

Ed Grubermann: They raise the noise levels in threads already infested with trolls and counter trolls.

Yeah, every time Stoparrestingme posts the trolls just go bananas. Wait, they don't?

Oh.

bartink: Ed Grubermann: They raise the noise levels in threads already infested with trolls and counter trolls.

Yeah, every time Stoparrestingme posts the trolls just go bananas. Wait, they don't?

Oh.

I rather read SAM's really good posts and the people trying to find all the theme words than reading Farkers knowingly respond to blatant real thread-shiatting trolls like nemo, Phil and Zooman.

I just now realized that she mixes up two different sports in her "analogy"... so this should really be more of a FAIL pic:



/the lulz is strong in this biatch

I could care less about troll posts/word puzzles posted by alts, or more photoshopped pictures of palin and trig.


But the Levi johnston blog, that's pure genius. Evil genius. I'll have to read all of them.

She'll be around for a while. I actually like her, if only for making so many heads asplode. She's a troll's dream.

Animatronik: But the Levi johnston blog, that's pure genius. Evil genius. I'll have to read all of them.

I couldn't make it half way through the first one.

Wow, last time I checked SA was blocked from work. (About a year ago) Today just clicked the link out of force of habit and the site is no longer considered "bad"....


YAY

That'll do, Keyboard Cat (pops), that'll do...

Don't forget about Palin as President

Maybe she quit to work on the sequel.

Am I the only one who think Palin looks like Fran Gerard?

Tickle Mittens: Am I the only one who think Palin looks like Fran Gerard?

I think it must be the hairstyle. Fran Gerard was actually cute, not a painted up 40 year old.

UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: The best thing is when people wake up and realize that Obama's winning the election was actually orchestrated by a bunch of trolls online. You have him as a president because, well, it makes us laugh.

Go on, think you thought for yourself. Really, though, you had your opinion formed for you on the internet.

Still feeling enlightened and above your republishiat mates?

Yes.

I should buy stock in KY. You're going to need it I suspect.

Hmm, it CAN be helpful with the ladies during certain times of the month.

agoratrader: The coveted jedsynf color highlight? Damn suck on that Colbert, but he doesn't have one.

Probably not. PocketNinja is more reliably funny than Colbert.

Huh. Actually, PocketNinja and StopArrestingMe are probably good analogues for Stewart and Colbert. Maybe he does after all.

lstywnch: Tickle Mittens: Am I the only one who think Palin looks like Fran Gerard?

I think it must be the hairstyle. Fran Gerard was actually cute, not a painted up 40 year old.

I was a little casual. Fran Gerard was about the hottest version of Sarah Palin possible. I accept full responsability for my incompetence.

Playerslight: That didn't sound very sincere at all.

LOL! I laughed at the article, but this was LOL funny.

If you're doing StopArrestingMe's shtick and you're not StopArrestingMe, you're an unoriginal hack, even for a troll. Verdict: lame.

Oh good, so she's still planning on not doing her job until July 26th.

Palin "tweeted" that she would be going to two "West AK" villages on Sunday and indicated she'd soon be joining her family in fishing its commercial setnet site on the Nushagak River in Bristol Bay. That was the best indication of her whereabouts, as neither Palin's personal or state spokeswomen responded to requests for comment. She remains the governor until July 26.

From an ADN article Here (new window)

Is it just me, or is Zack Parsons the only funny writer on SA anymore?

Somacandra: I would certainly agree that President Obama is a center-right corporatist. And Biden really is a goofball.

elchip: img132.imageshack.us

For those of you who aren't Niners...

Obama = Ben Sisko = Black man who is hailed as a Messianic figure by some people, revered as a strong leader by others. Usually all business.

Joe Biden = Tribble = Cute, nonsentient balls of fur.

John McCain = Odo = Crabby. Changes form to fit the current situation.

Sarah Palin = Kai Winn = Evil-as-fark, batshiat insane, power-hungry, revered as a bold leader by a certain sect.

SupremeLeader:
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice


You know, it's a shame, because I really liked you. But Barry Manilow is unacceptable. Welcome to ignore-ville. REPORTED.

/Read the FArQ. It's in there somewhere, I'm sure.
//If not, it damned well should be.

Mentat: atarola: That'll do, Keyboard Cat (pops), that'll do...

Is there anything Keyboard Cat can't do?

Continue living, regrettably.

Ed Grubermann: bartink: Ed Grubermann: They raise the noise levels in threads already infested with trolls and counter trolls.

Yeah, every time Stoparrestingme posts the trolls just go bananas. Wait, they don't?

That's not what I said. People respond to him as if he was a troll. They don't see the references peppered throughout his wall-of-text screeds and flame him for the inflammatory rhetoric he wraps them in.

I agree, they were really funny at first. That being said, the politics tab threads have usually devolved to lame name-calling and trolling by the time a SA post turns up, so they are at least a diversion.

Sarah, I'm sorry you're a power-mad tard-factory. Please don't sue me.

UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: The best thing is when people wake up and realize that Obama's winning the election was actually orchestrated by a bunch of trolls online. You have him as a president because, well, it makes us laugh.

Go on, think you thought for yourself. Really, though, you had your opinion formed for you on the internet.

Still feeling enlightened and above your republishiat mates?

Yes.

I should buy stock in KY. You're going to need it I suspect.

Hmm, it CAN be helpful with the ladies during certain times of the month.

*shrugs* I pretty much hate either party entirely, with most of the fibers of my being, at this point though I hate their blind supporters more. You're gonna get farked and the best line they've come up with, so far, is "Bush did it first." Two wrongs don't make a right if my mother was any expert on the subject.

Question. Why, if you hate both parties equally, do you exclusively rip on Dems?

Lenny_da_Hog: SupremeLeader:
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice


You know, it's a shame, because I really liked you. But Barry Manilow is unacceptable. Welcome to ignore-ville. REPORTED.

/Read the FArQ. It's in there somewhere, I'm sure.
//If not, it damned well should be.

Hehe, reported. Nice. Mandy must die.

SomebodyElsesShoes:
I agree, they were really funny at first.

"At first, I LOL'd"

"Then I was like...."

Lenny_da_Hog: SomebodyElsesShoes:
I agree, they were really funny at first.

"At first, I LOL'd"

"Then I was like...."

And he has really fallen down on the job. He is using insane spellings now and really torturing the English language to pull it off. The one above was rather good in that it didn't stretch the limits of the language.

FTA: Brutalized by eight years of Bush prosperity, the American people experienced a fit of sanity and elected the center-right corporatist and his goofball sidekick instead of the warmongering economic neophyte and the winking, know-nothing, hockey mom hate shiat he took on the face of America. The outcome wasn't even close. Indiana voted for Obama and voting Democratic in presidential elections there is actually a fineable offense.

God damn, do I love goons.

Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: The best thing is when people wake up and realize that Obama's winning the election was actually orchestrated by a bunch of trolls online. You have him as a president because, well, it makes us laugh.

Go on, think you thought for yourself. Really, though, you had your opinion formed for you on the internet.

Still feeling enlightened and above your republishiat mates?

Yes.

I should buy stock in KY. You're going to need it I suspect.

Hmm, it CAN be helpful with the ladies during certain times of the month.

*shrugs* I pretty much hate either party entirely, with most of the fibers of my being, at this point though I hate their blind supporters more. You're gonna get farked and the best line they've come up with, so far, is "Bush did it first." Two wrongs don't make a right if my mother was any expert on the subject.

Question. Why, if you hate both parties equally, do you exclusively rip on Dems?

With a handle of "UnspokenVoice", I'm guessing that they are an anti-abortion nut and hardcore republican. Since we are here, that would make him a Fark Independent.

Reproductive rights? You have the right to reproduce, take birth control or keep your legs closed. Murdering a child is not a reproductive right. It's a choice to murder because you're too lazy, stupid or too much of a slut to stop acting like a biatch in heat.

Mija: Reproductive rights? You have the right to reproduce, take birth control or keep your legs closed. Murdering a child is not a reproductive right. It's a choice to murder because you're too lazy, stupid or too much of a slut to stop acting like a biatch in heat.

Yeah! fark those women who get raped! They totally deserved it.

wow. that was brutal. couldn't have happened to a nicer lady.

Thrakkerzog: Yeah! fark those women who get raped! They totally deserved it.

Oh, and those sluts that just won't say no to Uncle Daddy Bob.

why would people picking on her family make her resign? Just don't read it. Very simple. Really.

Oldweevil, I think the FARK gods favor you. The quote button didn't work and I had to look at that... thing for far longer than I wanted. I can't go to bed now. I'm tired and I can't close my eyes without seeing that face.

I hate you.

Thrakkerzog: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: Sabyen91: UnspokenVoice: The best thing is when people wake up and realize that Obama's winning the election was actually orchestrated by a bunch of trolls online. You have him as a president because, well, it makes us laugh.

Go on, think you thought for yourself. Really, though, you had your opinion formed for you on the internet.

Still feeling enlightened and above your republishiat mates?

Yes.

I should buy stock in KY. You're going to need it I suspect.

Hmm, it CAN be helpful with the ladies during certain times of the month.

*shrugs* I pretty much hate either party entirely, with most of the fibers of my being, at this point though I hate their blind supporters more. You're gonna get farked and the best line they've come up with, so far, is "Bush did it first." Two wrongs don't make a right if my mother was any expert on the subject.

Question. Why, if you hate both parties equally, do you exclusively rip on Dems?

With a handle of "UnspokenVoice", I'm guessing that they are an anti-abortion nut and hardcore republican. Since we are here, that would make him a Fark Independent.

Hmm, possible. I didn't read that into the handle. Interesting.