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(Contact Music)   Amy Winehouse has been banned from swimming while drunk amdist fears she'll drown. Obviously, someone didn't get the memo   (contactmusic.com) divider line 31
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2009-07-03 01:31:04 PM
She's starting to look like a skinny Robert DeNiro in drag.
 
2009-07-03 01:44:55 PM
Please just let her die already.
 
2009-07-03 02:20:29 PM
Actually, the article says she's been banned from the pool all together. Probably because she's drunk all the time.

She's an absolute tragedy.
 
2009-07-03 02:35:29 PM
Alcohol and night swimming - it's a winning combination!
 
2009-07-03 02:36:16 PM
what is keeping this woman alive? she must have a liver made out of steel.
 
2009-07-03 02:36:56 PM
She seems to suck her thumb a lot. I guess when she goes 10 minutes without a junkie's dick in her mouth she starts feeling insecure.
 
2009-07-03 02:37:00 PM
Beatle_Matt: She's starting to look like a skinny Robert DeNiro in drag.

Man that's harsh. What did Robert DeNiro ever do to you?
 
2009-07-03 02:41:15 PM
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2009-07-03 02:46:52 PM
She's also adopted a filthy pack of stray dogs to stay at the hotel with her.
 
2009-07-03 02:51:15 PM
Awesome.
 
2009-07-03 03:09:41 PM
Beatle_Matt: She's starting to look like a skinny Robert DeNiro in drag.

As much as that appeals to my morbid sense of fascination I'm not going to look. I know better.

Sorry internet, this time you lose.
 
2009-07-03 03:10:17 PM
"Amy Winehouse has been barred from the swimming pool at the St Lucian resort where she is staying because staff fear she will drown if she swims following a drinking binge."

Read between the lines.
They don't want her hair in the water. Think of all the hair product, insects, lint, dandruff, scabs, and Great Ghu only knows what other crud that is going to get loosened and drift away. Think of the mascara clogging the pool filters and the poor guy who is going to have to scrub the grease ring from around the sides of the pool.

Alcohol floats on water and since she's 99% alcohol she can't drown. And her boobs will keep her face up.
 
2009-07-03 03:18:34 PM
haplo53: Alcohol and night swimming - it's a winning combination!

simpsons.ugo.com
 
2009-07-03 03:25:35 PM
If she was at the pool I would hope they provided eye bleach for their other guests.
 
2009-07-03 03:34:42 PM
bingo the psych-o: Beatle_Matt: She's starting to look like a skinny Robert DeNiro in drag.

As much as that appeals to my morbid sense of fascination I'm not going to look. I know better.

Sorry internet, this time you lose.


I'm thinking she'd freak people out if they saw her in a body of water...Jenny Greenteeth comes to mind...British farkers, what say ye?
 
2009-07-03 03:39:38 PM
Go ahead and flame if you want, but I think she's looking healthier.

I'd hit it if I were drunk and the Jigsaw Killer had me chained to a mountain lion.
 
2009-07-03 04:00:43 PM
img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2009-07-03 04:04:43 PM
Looks like harvest will be a little late this year
 
2009-07-03 04:12:15 PM
The scary thing is that those dogs didn't have fleas until she got to them.
 
2009-07-03 04:31:39 PM
I knew this biatch would pickle herself well enough to stick around. She's not a tragedy, she's a joke. A parody of a "blues singer" that has become a parody of a living creature. Guess she had to make something to be sad enough about to "make" more "songs". Whatever. this creature needs to blow away.
 
2009-07-03 04:57:14 PM
There's not enough chlorine in the world to make me swim in that pool.
 
2009-07-03 04:58:10 PM
www.nida.nih.gov
 
2009-07-03 06:01:40 PM
They need to pull those dumb "This is your brain on drugs" ads, and just show 30-second clips of Amy. No narration, no music. If looking at her for half a minute doesn't scare someone off booze and dope, then they were beyond help anyway.
 
2009-07-03 09:30:28 PM
Just keep her away from pools of vomit and she'll be fine!
 
2009-07-04 12:05:39 AM
simpsonfan: Or amidst fears of seeing her in a bikini.

Now I'm thinking of half-healed sores in other places... [shudder]
 
2009-07-04 03:37:23 AM
Would those be meth sores I've heard about? Do other drugs cause those as well?
 
2009-07-04 07:07:29 AM
"amdist"

Wow. Just wow.
 
2009-07-04 08:11:16 AM
Where does she get the money to stay on a resort island for months? I know she had some success, but that money has to be gone by now.
 
2009-07-04 12:05:24 PM
haplo53: Alcohol and night swimming - it's a winning combination!


Perhaps it's time for William Shatner to intervene.
 
2009-07-04 10:10:22 PM
Weird.

She's been binging on illegal drugs for most of her adult life, but she's still kicking.

MJ was using legal prescription drugs and is dead.

Move along.
 
2009-07-05 10:24:09 PM
She swam in the ocean at some point. Now all the fish taste bad.
 
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