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(Philly.com)   Fortune teller convinces teenage girls that having sex with him will make wishes come true. Of course, he didn't say whose wishes   (philly.com) divider line 110
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2009-07-02 08:09:45 PM
this is wrong????
 
2009-07-02 08:23:24 PM
Oh, that Quagmire.
 
2009-07-02 08:56:42 PM
Eeny meeny, chili beany...
 
2009-07-02 09:54:27 PM
You're doing it wro....er, nevermind.
 
2009-07-02 09:56:28 PM
Hmmm...

How David Copperfield stayed with Claudia Schiffer for so long seems a little more clear now.
 
2009-07-02 09:56:31 PM
He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids
 
2009-07-02 09:56:32 PM
...does... this... work...?
 
2009-07-02 09:56:42 PM
Just keep on rubbing the lamp, and the genie will come out to grant you three wishes.
 
2009-07-02 09:57:07 PM
Two girls, Ace of Cups?
 
2009-07-02 09:59:20 PM
Surely girls on whom such a thing worked were falling for lines let and right.
 
2009-07-02 09:59:24 PM
If they were over 18, that would have been awesome.
 
2009-07-02 09:59:48 PM
Ok it's sleazy and wrong on every level...but every guy in here has just considered getting a fortune teller booth and setting up at out door music festivals to pick up chicks,just gotta check ID.
 
2009-07-02 10:01:13 PM
Unbelievable.

If only I'd known chicks was this stupid.
I might've gotten laid now and then.
 
2009-07-02 10:03:21 PM
What an idiot. Everyone knows the numbers are 6 and 9.
 
2009-07-02 10:04:58 PM
TheNyquilKid: Ok it's sleazy and wrong on every level...but every guy in here has just considered getting a fortune teller booth and setting up at out door music festivals to pick up chicks,just gotta check ID.

Pay no attention to my little friend behind the curtain zipper.
 
2009-07-02 10:05:24 PM
wow. just...wow
 
2009-07-02 10:05:29 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/disapproves
//obviously
 
2009-07-02 10:07:33 PM
This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2009-07-02 10:11:10 PM
Girls. Stupid.

/Redundant.
 
2009-07-02 10:11:29 PM
It takes a special kind of gullibility to think about it for months and still DO IT!
 
2009-07-02 10:12:22 PM
how dumb do u have to be to fall for that???

Just sad I didn't come up with that!!
 
2009-07-02 10:14:09 PM
Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution
 
2009-07-02 10:16:34 PM
CowboyNinjaD: This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

Win.
 
2009-07-02 10:19:10 PM
wadelhardt.eu

"He told him her clothes has ghosts in them. Then he pulled out his winkie, and told it was a strawberry ice cream cone"
 
2009-07-02 10:19:45 PM
i78.photobucket.com

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!"
 
2009-07-02 10:20:38 PM
NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution


Well the reason why they're reproducing faster is b/c Society is interfering with Natural selection. The weak are allowed to survie and since it cost less resources to be weak you're going to have more weak members than strong members. Thus the trend you're alluding too.
 
2009-07-02 10:21:16 PM
BlowPopGirl It takes a special kind of gullibility to think about it for months and still DO IT!


THIS.

My god, I was rootin' for her as I read it, then...facepalm.
 
2009-07-02 10:26:47 PM
imageduck.com
 
2009-07-02 10:27:04 PM
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2009-07-02 10:30:06 PM
This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.
 
2009-07-02 10:30:20 PM
thefrontsteps.com

"I want to get laid."
 
2009-07-02 10:30:21 PM
She said that when she was 13, Ayala read her Tarot cards and said that he saw bad luck in her near future.

Apparently, she misheard him. He didn't say "luck"
 
2009-07-02 10:30:26 PM
He met them at the Alamo.
In the basement.
 
2009-07-02 10:30:34 PM
So, how is Darwinism supposed to work if stuff like this happens?
 
2009-07-02 10:33:28 PM
vertiaset: How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?
[...]

White knight-like typing detected.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers.

In some schools of feminist thought, this is axiomatic.

/stubmitter
 
2009-07-02 10:36:25 PM
If this guy was 15 the Hero tag would be glowing red hot.

/ 59 = creep perv
// Going to PMITA prison I hope
 
2009-07-02 10:39:56 PM
vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.


Hope you get laid for that one bro, good luck to ya.
 
2009-07-02 10:40:55 PM
"He told me that I needed to do seven [vaginal intercourse] for it to be a complete job," the girl said."

I wonder what [vaginal intercourse] is replacing here.
 
2009-07-02 10:41:07 PM
NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution


Here's how it works -- Vikings raid villages at dawn looking for hot young women. Then they take these women back to their longships and sail back to wherever Vikings live, and have sex with them, thereby producing statistically more attractive offspring.

The female offspring are hot, and the male offspring kick ass.

Actually, now that I think about it, intelligence is not a part of this process. Which might explain why humanity is so farking stupid.
 
2009-07-02 10:44:18 PM
Joelogon

vertiaset:
How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?
[...]


White knight-like typing detected.


Its only a "white knight" situation if are defending a particular woman on the internet. This is a general question not directed at anyone in particular. Get your cliches straight.

In this case, I really want to know what the few actual women who post here think about this phenomena. I know for a fact that as a husband and a father I find it one of the most disturbing aspects of this forum and others like it.
 
2009-07-02 10:44:54 PM
vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.


If I didn't have enough ego to read and survive a fark thread, I don't belong. I enjoy reading different perspectives. Learning the "why" of people is as interesting as their profile.
 
2009-07-02 10:45:14 PM
When I worked for a video game company we had a machine that was a "Gypsy" fortune teller machine. I used to fix the thermal printers in them. I had to test them so I would get other employees to try them out when I was done, Most of them actually believed the random garbage that the machine spit out.
 
2009-07-02 10:45:20 PM
This is the hidden danger of twilight.
 
2009-07-02 10:47:24 PM
chu2dogg

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.


Hope you get laid for that one bro, good luck to ya.


You do know the difference between words on a computer screen and real life interaction don't you? I only ask because it seems like some of you have lost the ability to distinguish between the two.
 
2009-07-02 10:48:39 PM
animated-views.com

You have to PROVE you're commitment to your hopes and dreams... by sucking my cock!
 
2009-07-02 10:52:14 PM
vertiaset: End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

You sound fat.
 
2009-07-02 10:52:38 PM
vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.


The women who come to Fark eat this shiat up. They post a sexually suggestive comment and wait for all the basement dwellers to click their profile and look at their cam-whore pictures and tell them how hot they are.

Any well adjusted female would be immediately repulsed by the comments left on Fark, delete their accounts and never come back.
 
2009-07-02 10:53:56 PM
IonBeam2: "He told me that I needed to do seven [vaginal intercourse] for it to be a complete job," the girl said."

I wonder what [vaginal intercourse] is replacing here.


srv0204-02.sjc3.imeem.com
Say, is there a shorter word for "intercourse"??
 
2009-07-02 10:54:44 PM
CowboyNinjaD: vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.


The women who come to Fark eat this shiat up. They post a sexually suggestive comment and wait for all the basement dwellers to click their profile and look at their cam-whore pictures and tell them how hot they are.

Any well adjusted female would be immediately repulsed by the comments left on Fark, delete their accounts and never come back.


As would blacks and jews, I imagine.
 
2009-07-02 10:57:01 PM
CowboyNinjaD: This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

That's brilliant.

/stole your mama's T-cells
 
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