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(Japan Times)   Another Japanese naked festival coming up   ( divider line
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9368 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2003 at 12:26 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-21 06:04:09 PM  
2003-02-21 11:15:53 PM  
Just in case you needed help picturing this festival of nakedness that brings such good fortune.
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Japanese men in loincloths. Scary.
2003-02-21 11:16:59 PM  
One more:
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2003-02-21 11:59:00 PM  

I'm constricting anus just thinking about this...
2003-02-22 12:27:39 AM  
That looks like a naked sausage fest to me...
2003-02-22 12:30:33 AM  
I'm naked right now. Who is with me?!
2003-02-22 12:31:07 AM  
No Officer, this isn't a gay sex orgy, it's an ancient Japanese custom...
2003-02-22 12:31:34 AM  
"Don't worry. Balls."
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2003-02-22 12:32:11 AM  
Naked Japanese men ? They must be celebrating the Year of the Worm.
2003-02-22 12:33:20 AM  
I'll be there with bells on!
2003-02-22 12:37:25 AM  
Talk about male bonding! Have you ever gotten together with your buddies, stripped down to your thongs and paraded around the neighborhood?

I believe Drew has.
*trys to forgot Drew in russian sauna *
2003-02-22 12:38:09 AM  
Andonbray, I'm with you!

In that I, too, am currently devoid of clothing, not that I'm, y'know, with you...
2003-02-22 12:40:49 AM  
Hopefully, they'll still blur their pubic regions.
2003-02-22 12:43:09 AM  
i imagine their women will be quite lonely as they all frolick naked together, and i for one, would be glad to keep them company.
2003-02-22 12:44:25 AM  
Why can't it be a festival where Japanese women get nekkid and cavort around. Maybe in front of cameras. On live TV. While making out with each other.

Excuse me, gotta go...
2003-02-22 12:44:41 AM  
"No war in Iraq ! Pee-Pees for peace !"
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2003-02-22 12:49:25 AM  
2003-02-22 12:50:27 AM  
mawahhahahhahaha, i couldn't stop laughing.
2003-02-22 12:50:53 AM  
Nani? watashi wa Big American Penis ne? Sugoi!! Yatta demo otoko desu chimpo wa Small Penis ne? hai hai!! ^_^v
2003-02-22 12:59:42 AM  
What, exactly, is bukkake? I've heard it's some kind of Japanese sex thing, but i do not know exactlywhat it involves. Someone please enlighten me.

Seriously, I don't know what bukkake is.
2003-02-22 01:01:18 AM  
he totally knows what bukkake means.
2003-02-22 01:06:23 AM  
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Bukkake? Oh, I thought you said Bundt Cake.
2003-02-22 01:11:04 AM  
Well, little MotherFarker.... bukkake is when a girl, and 50 boys, love each other very much.....
2003-02-22 01:17:22 AM  
Aeonite, that cake DOES bear a little resemblance to bukkake...
2003-02-22 01:19:32 AM  
Okay, I'll never eat bundt cake again.
2003-02-22 01:21:06 AM  
Why would anyone spooge onto a bundt cake?
2003-02-22 01:22:38 AM  
Andonbray, if you can sex0r with apple pie...
2003-02-22 01:23:44 AM  
Does a bundt swallow?
2003-02-22 01:24:10 AM  
I wonder if Bob Zapp enjoys Hungry Man Breakfasts?
2003-02-22 01:24:48 AM  
sounds rike fun.

2003-02-22 01:25:20 AM  
Did someone say sponge cake?
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2003-02-22 01:25:32 AM  
Bukka-cake, you mean. =)
2003-02-22 01:25:35 AM  
you think theres a hole in the middle of that cake?
2003-02-22 01:26:50 AM  
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I'd hit it.
2003-02-22 01:29:01 AM  
Beef cake?
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2003-02-22 01:29:45 AM  
Count me in, looks like fun.
Can I bring my wheelchair and donkey?

umm..dont ask..

2003-02-22 01:31:47 AM  
what does Ku_No_Ichi mean?
2003-02-22 01:33:15 AM  
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2003-02-22 01:33:44 AM  
hadaka kita-------------(o>o)---------------

2003-02-22 01:38:13 AM  

I think it has something to do with a female ninja spy. Shrug. I may be thinking of something else though.
2003-02-22 01:38:35 AM  
Japanese-man-naked is not good-naked. BTW, I wonder if Andonbray is wearing that slinky little purple number ?
2003-02-22 01:41:33 AM  
Now that I put the Guinness down and think about from my eastern asian classes..

I think it was more like a female ninja assassian that killed through sex. Or well.. used a seductive nature to lure her prey.. etc..
2003-02-22 01:41:44 AM  
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High school baseball club.

If these are the jocks, kinda makes you wonder what the nerds are doing.
2003-02-22 01:45:33 AM  
Dah! To small!! hehehe, I wonder if thats what they all say in their heads! Once again, God bless the hot asian butterflys!
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2003-02-22 01:52:05 AM  
It means 'don't eat frosted sweets in Sapporo'.

Jeho: We try no to talk about what they did in their free time. You'd have to be killed. Or just tortured a wee bit.

2ch=Embeded viruses.
2003-02-22 01:52:31 AM  
Reactron - I only wear that purple thingy when I have to go out and check the mailbox.
2003-02-22 02:08:31 AM  
I hated the article, and the fark headline.. They keep saying they are naked, and say that they are wearing thongs in the same sentence. I would say that wearing a thong is not naked. Of course i only clicked on the link cause it said naked festival, it didnt say anything that it was GUYS for cripes sake.. But still..misleading...
2003-02-22 02:22:53 AM  
good god i'm hungry and i want to leave this desk...
2003-02-22 02:25:07 AM  
hey now, i said that out loud.
2003-02-22 02:29:22 AM  
Dammit! See what happens?

When you nuke a country, expect the radiation
fallout to cause the next few generations to
engage in degenerate gay bath-house type behavior.

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