Now THAT is one ugged-up drunkie.

Never heard of her. She looks like Cyndi Laupers lesbian little sister.

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Did someone say cocaine?!?!?!

For those of you who grew up watching Chicago TV:



Sister of Svengoolie?

Aww, I like her.

This cannot be the same woman:



hot

Lando Lincoln: Isn't EVERYONE royally smashed in London every single night?

if you had to live in that bloody hole you would be too.

fuzzwell: hot

Looks like one of the Olsen twins.. but older.. and more ET'ish int eh neck and face.
Don't get me wrong, I'd pee on her in the shower.

Dr.Knockboots: fuzzwell: hot

Looks like one of the Olsen twins.. but older.. and more ET'ish int eh neck and face.
Don't get me wrong, I'd pee on her in the shower.

the power of photoshop compels you!!

A few months ago she had photos where her face looked like Skeletor. Now she has a fat face/double chin. What happened?

Who's the chick in the rubber Mischa mask? It's ill-fitting.

/never saw the big deal
//get her ass to McDonald's

unfarkingbelievable: A few months ago she had photos where her face looked like Skeletor. Now she has a fat face/double chin. What happened?

That's what happens when you switch from coke (fat burner) to alcohol (carb-rich) as your leisure activity.

/went from "hot" to "do not want"

She wasn't drunk in public, she was drunk in a bar. They threw her into public.

koopins

Wow, Photoshop is a helluva drug.

Thanks FSM that I'm not famous! I get that farked up all the time and noone ever takes pictures of me

"unfarkingbelievable: A few months ago she had photos where her face looked like Skeletor. Now she has a fat face/double chin. What happened?"

I'm thinking a steady diet of British ales.

Wow. She's terrible looking there. And not just "terrible looking for a celebrity", she's just flat out ugly in those pictures. Even I wouldn't sleep with that.

i thought she was the other hot girl from the o.c. Ya know the one who was in the last kiss and jumper. Whats her name...shes hotter imo

Whore

I don't think that's her...

Some photog prolly thought it was her...called out her name...

And this chick was like, "Huh? Yeah...what?!?!?!"

The rest is tabloid history.

The real Mischa is somewhere else, pondering her next acting role, really...pondering if it'll ever come.

was she with her droogs?

Listening to Ludwig Von?

Have a pain in her gulliver?

ready for the old in and out?

So when does someone tell a faded star that they're not going to be big? At what point does someone pull this woman aside and inform her that the show that she did was a fluke and will never happen again, and that her career is either going to be reliant on a nostalgia boost twenty years down the line or some really fine performance in a movie as a second banana?

I'm guessing that discussion will be held with Mischa in the near future. Or, given how goddamn ugly and farked up she looks, already happened.

"Freshen your drink, Guvnah?"

Approves

She looks 1 drink away from anal sex.

Looks like me at a fark party. Or any Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday night. Or afternoons when there's a soccer game on. Or when I'm mad because I my computer crashed or I have to pay rent. Hmmm, it is the first of the month.

Boy George went on Jenny Craig????

brap: I'ze can have Moloko Plus? Perform a bit of the old in/out? Youz can have ultraviolence?

Truly horrorshow.

Guntram Shatterhand: So when does someone tell a faded star that they're not going to be big? At what point does someone pull this woman aside and inform her that the show that she did was a fluke and will never happen again, and that her career is either going to be reliant on a nostalgia boost twenty years down the line or some really fine performance in a movie as a second banana?

I'm guessing that discussion will be held with Mischa in the near future. Or, given how goddamn ugly and farked up she looks, already happened.

It's actually really sad to see her on an apparent downward spiral. At one time, she did have a promising career:

I think that's Andy McCoy from Hanoi Rocks.

Saw it on another blog a few days ago, this guy says she's the new face of Mugatu's "Derelicte" campaign

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agreed

paygun: She wasn't drunk in public, she was drunk in a bar. They threw her into public.
Well, she did keep putting her hat on. See?

/would

majinserge: Saw it on another blog a few days ago, this guy says she's the new face of Mugatu's "Derelicte" campaign

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agreed

So was that Blue Steel or Le Tigre?

/I would
//Now that I can turn to my left

Looks like she's dating Pete Dougherty

I didn't know Shane McGowan finally lost all his teeth.

This just in: Drunk white girl.

I_Love_Cheesecake: Guntram Shatterhand: So when does someone tell a faded star that they're not going to be big? At what point does someone pull this woman aside and inform her that the show that she did was a fluke and will never happen again, and that her career is either going to be reliant on a nostalgia boost twenty years down the line or some really fine performance in a movie as a second banana?

I'm guessing that discussion will be held with Mischa in the near future. Or, given how goddamn ugly and farked up she looks, already happened.

It's actually really sad to see her on an apparent downward spiral. At one time, she did have a promising career:

Well, it happens. Just because you get one break in your career doesn't mean you automatically become a 'star' in the common parlance. A lot of famous movie stars go through a lot of work before they get a major role and a lot of work afterwards to maintain it. And according to the IMDB, 76 episodes of a now-canceled and forgotten show doesn't make someone an automatic star. By any right, this should be termed the Lindsay Lohan Rule since a lot of younger actors automatically assume that the good times will last forever until they burn out, flame out, get 70k for a birthday party, and everything eventually dries up.

For some reason when I read 'Mischa Barton,' it registered as 'Sacha Baron Cohen'


Boy was I surprised when I clicked the link

Holy shiat, a celebrity that gets as drunk as I do? This matters...why?

paygun: She wasn't drunk in public, she was drunk in a bar. They threw her into public.

koopins

If I wanted to let people know I was gay I'd get a haircut like yours.

/Koopins

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