I salute you and stand with you, my Canadian brothers and sisters.

Oh, I get it...July 4th is July 1st in Canadian time. Man, those conversions are tricky.

/was confused for a second there

Happy Birthday, Canada! Thanks for Hockey, Good Beer, and Rush!

But could you take back Avril, Celine and Nickleback? Thanks...

I like who you are, too.

Happy Canada Day, eh!

How can your alleged country be 142 years old when the Queen of England is still on your money?

One slip up and we're gonna bomb your asses.

I'm working today, so really getting a kick etc.
s'alright though. I get Friday off instead.
//Long weekend FTW.

grinding_journalist: Oh, I get it...July 4th is July 1st in Canadian time. Man, those conversions are tricky.

you have to double the date and add thirty. Metric time, eh?

The best thing about Canada:



Time to get drunk as fark, smoke a shiatload of dope and cigarettes, eat pepperoni, and cook up some chicken fingers.

/Smokes! Let's go!

Canada who?

Canada: "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"

Happy Birthday, Canada!

YOU ESS, EH! YOU ESS, EH!

Isn't it Canada D'eh?

Heh. Happy Birthday, Home. You'll always be my first. :)

C eh? N eh? D eh?

And Gosh Darn it, People Like Us...

Happy Birthday America Jr.

fireclown: grinding_journalist: Oh, I get it...July 4th is July 1st in Canadian time. Man, those conversions are tricky.

you have to double the date and add thirty. Metric time, eh?

I did that, and came up with Sept. twelveteenth. Did I forget to divide by a gallon of milk in a bag?

Something going on in America's attic, eh?

Well, I for one blame Canada!

Take off, you bunch of hosers.

/eh
//bee
///cee

1-2-3, baby you and me

Already knew this

DamnYankees: Kah...nah...dah...?

There's an old (OLD) joke about that.
When it came time to name the country, we put a bunch of letters in the hat, and had someone pull them out one by one and call out the letters, and someone else wrote them down.
C, eh!
N, eh!
D, eh!

40below

You screwed up posting the Union Jack.
unless you think a time machine was used after 1867 to go back to the 1812 war.

Watching the lobbyists loot American health care while idiots cheer them on is enough reason to be smug we don't need to steal the British Army's victory.

mferris: C eh? N eh? D eh?

Dammit. I'm too slow. :I

We not only know who we are, but we like who we are. And as to how we see ourselves in the years to come, Britain and the United States take note. Or don't take note: Canadians don't much care one way or the other, as they intend to go their own way.

Canadian insecurity is so endearing.

HEY GUISE, WE BURNT DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE, SUCK IT AMERICA, LULZ.

/pay attention to us
//please?...

"We're here, we're queer..."

Five is Right Out: "We're here, we're queer..."

/that's what the headline made me think of.
//not what I think of Canada, eh?

Pffft. Yeah right. It's not even a real country.

The Eh jokes just don't get old, do they?

What's better than spending Canada Day in the capital, Ottawa, and then off to a private July 4th party in Roanoke?

There should be more long weekends like this in the summer!

Howie Spankowitz: I just planned a week-long trip with my lovely wifey in September to beautiful Vancouver and Victoria. See you soon, Canada! You don't look a day over 137.

Don't forget your snowshoes, parka, and polar bear repellent. Make sure you tour Vancouver's downtown eastside, the foliage of the homeless is spectacular at that time of year.

Just don't turn out the lights

Thank you Canada for giving us Norm Macdonald, Larry Walker, and Rush.

/Happy birthday, hosers

TemperedEdge: Happy Birthday, Canada! Thanks for Hockey, Good Beer, and Rush, and Kids in the Hall!

The only series I have on DVD that I still get out every once in awhile.

Happy Birthday to America's hat!

Did you guys ever get your military hardware back? It is really strange that 10% of your total military hardware will fit on one ship. You know, we are friends so if you need more stuff that goes boom, you know we can hook you up. Give us a ring! :-)

Also, we can make that deal only if you take a certain Dion back and let us never speak of her again.

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Blame Canada! (new window)

Happy Canada Day, buddy!

mjoven1975: TemperedEdge: Happy Birthday, Canada! Thanks for Hockey, Good Beer, and Rush!

But could you take back Avril, Celine and Nickleback? Thanks...

FTFY

At least you left the Take Back part. That's the important thing.

Well, beside my beloved Penguins being in possession of Lord Stanley's Coffee Mug. That's important as well :D