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(3 News New Zealand)   Man falls asleep in church. While robbing it   (3news.co.nz) divider line 32
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2009-07-01 10:13:48 AM
So what did he actually steal? The guest room fee?
 
2009-07-01 10:14:13 AM
NAP ATTACK!
 
2009-07-01 10:15:01 AM
Church Napping is a serious crime!
 
2009-07-01 10:15:34 AM
Must've been during a sermon. No witnesses because everyone's eyes were closed.

/got nuthin'
 
2009-07-01 10:15:42 AM
Divine intervention, set on stun.
 
2009-07-01 10:16:53 AM

Man falls asleep in church. While robbing it


Wow, religion IS the opiate of the masses!
 
2009-07-01 10:17:05 AM
images.rottentomatoes.com

/so hot

Also, narcoleptics probably shouldn't become criminals.
 
2009-07-01 10:20:36 AM
Come unto me, all ye who are heavy-laden, and I shall give you rest.
 
2009-07-01 10:22:30 AM
They are gonna nail him for sure.
 
2009-07-01 10:22:37 AM
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
 
2009-07-01 10:22:58 AM
Was it Harvey Keitel?

i63.photobucket.com

/C'mon folks...cool movie.
 
2009-07-01 10:24:49 AM
Blessed are the stupid, for they shall post bail.
 
2009-07-01 10:25:04 AM
I don't blame him. You know how comfortable those pews are after all.
 
2009-07-01 10:25:35 AM
Pressing charges because he was a bit too old. Never would have heard about this if he was a few years younger...

/too far?
 
2009-07-01 10:27:32 AM
Where is the narcoleptic (spelling?) guy from "Rat Race" when you need him?
 
2009-07-01 10:38:39 AM
Sounds like one cool criminal...
 
2009-07-01 10:39:11 AM
Pew pew pe.... zzzzz.

I knew a guy in my hometown that stole sound equipment from churches. Would have turned him in if I didn't think the only result would be me with a broken face and legs.
 
2009-07-01 10:39:21 AM
www.yuriko.co.uk
is on the case
 
2009-07-01 10:41:03 AM
Narcolepsy - sign God has a sense of humor.

bighairyguy: Divine intervention, set on stun.

Also, +1 for that comment
 
2009-07-01 10:42:33 AM
That article was a real snoozer.
 
2009-07-01 10:49:23 AM
Ambein is a hell of a drug.
 
2009-07-01 10:51:22 AM
CaesarSneezy

I knew a guy in my hometown that stole sound equipment from churches. Would have turned him in if I didn't think the only result would be me with a broken face and legs.


Same thing in the town where I lived. It was a good deal for the churches. They would hold another collection and decry the sinners. The thieves had the cops scared - the family was bigger than the police force. The mother was an vicious enforcer who would shoplift from the IGA. The new manager caught her and called the cop (yes singular - it was a small town). The cop asked her very nicely to put the stuff back and then declared no crime had occurred. The manager was soon beaten about the face one morning.
 
2009-07-01 11:11:25 AM
he tried the safe but it was too hard

then he tried the apartment door and it was too soft

then he tried the bed, and it was juuuuust riiiight.
 
2009-07-01 11:26:48 AM
That's just how f*cking boring church is.
 
2009-07-01 11:31:43 AM
Sarcastica75: They are gonna nail him for sure.

Hah!
 
2009-07-01 11:38:15 AM
So he really wasn't robbing it , just stealing from it.
 
2009-07-01 12:00:24 PM
Sarcastica75: They are gonna nail him for sure.

Probably take him at least three days to sleep it off.
 
2009-07-01 12:08:50 PM
eraser8: /so hot

Also, narcoleptics probably shouldn't become criminals.


THIS, also who robs a church?!?

/other than the pastor,preacher etc. . .
 
2009-07-01 12:40:17 PM
www.northernstars.ca

Maybe he's got narco sleepy.
 
2009-07-01 01:05:40 PM
That's the problem with freelance work, it's very tempting to get lazy and lounge around on the job.
 
2009-07-02 03:54:35 AM
Pastor Bob's boring sermons always come through!
 
2009-07-02 05:47:04 AM
Subby needs to learn difference between robbing and burglarizing...
 
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