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Abra-Cadaver		2003-02-21 03:47:58 PM

Tomorrow's my 30th. Yay.

Eat More Possum		2003-02-21 04:06:31 PM

God bless her mother.

saulecker		2003-02-21 04:33:21 PM

I think I speak for more than myself when I say WHO CARES

damn she is one ugly fark.

UtahRockabilly		2003-02-21 10:17:16 PM

Holy crap monday is my 24th b-day wonder if I could work that angle with her hmmmmmmm hehe

ivory7th		2003-02-21 10:18:58 PM

Hey - where did the e-mail pranking thread go???

I was looking forward to reading that!

angstmonger		2003-02-21 10:20:02 PM

Happy Birthday Jen! Here's your present. It's a face
de-frogging kit.

Dwight256		2003-02-21 10:22:00 PM

24 spanks for the birthday girl!

Argh_Dammit		2003-02-21 10:22:26 PM

yeah - i know all you guys wouldn't fook a celebrity no matter how ugly. right. we all believe you, but hey you look really cool talking her down on here.

me? i'd rock her world so hard she would want to get better lookin so I would take off my blindfold next time.

IgnatiusJReilly		2003-02-21 10:22:28 PM

Contact Jen? Damn, I almost feel sorry for her.

sincityrugby		2003-02-21 10:24:23 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WORTHLESS WHORE!

zagadka		2003-02-21 10:25:27 PM

*yawn*

What? Wake me up when I care. That's right. Never.

angstmonger		2003-02-21 10:25:46 PM

Argh_Dammit: How do you know how cool I look?

farkwicket		2003-02-21 10:29:18 PM

Artmerlyn		2003-02-21 10:30:11 PM

I'd like to see her "Barenaked"

RabbitHeadlights		2003-02-21 10:32:24 PM

i just saw her "music video" on tv.

someone should tell her to stick to pronouncing those cheekbones in neutrogena ads...

SamHandwich		2003-02-21 10:33:42 PM

I'm hitting it right NOW ....

collywobbles		2003-02-21 10:34:15 PM

So, Jen, how do plan on spending your big day?

Psychlone		2003-02-21 10:35:51 PM

Hey, her video has a Dobbshead in it! JLH is a Sub!

OtisWild		2003-02-21 10:36:02 PM

Oh, you bitter bitter farkers...

I'd hit it.

Then again, there isn't much I wouldn't :p

I_B_OTAY		2003-02-21 10:36:05 PM

I think her boobs are naturally big, and on a side note, not only would I hit that, I would marry that!!

Whoo hoo

I_B_OTAY		2003-02-21 10:36:05 PM

I think her boobs are naturally big, and on a side note, not only would I hit that, I would marry that!!

Whoo hoo

spilk		2003-02-21 10:47:48 PM

no you wouldn't, cuz i would hit and marry that first. she is all mine, dammit!

iFubaQTimme		2003-02-21 10:47:52 PM

Mmm yea... give her a samich, and it's I'd be in heaven!

Dawnrazor		2003-02-21 10:54:28 PM

She makes me feel kinda funny, like when I'd climb the rope in gym class.

/garth

Code_Archeologist		2003-02-21 10:57:26 PM

Ok... so when is she doing the Playboy spread?

She hasn't done anything meaningful in like three years... time for her to show her tits.

powerse5		2003-02-21 10:57:53 PM

all of u that make fun of are just jelous, u wish u were her, or u wish u were with her, and she never got inplants. man people believe all the rumors they hear.

HERES TO YOU JEN. HAPPY B-DAY. I STILL THINK YOURE HOT!

Ouroborus		2003-02-21 10:58:48 PM

What a coincidence; today is my un-birthday.

Code_Archeologist		2003-02-21 11:04:03 PM

Powerse5 I know I am jealous of people who type single letters because they have problems with monosybalic words.

powerse5		2003-02-21 11:06:43 PM

no its called lazzzzzzines, and im shocked u know what monosybalic means, good show.

QuithEx		2003-02-21 11:09:49 PM

What a crappy looking website. What is this, 1996?

Muad-Dib		2003-02-21 11:15:36 PM

She seems like such a nice, sweet girl. I really hope she never does a Playboy spread, or anything similar.

JangoFett		2003-02-21 11:24:50 PM

Wyldfire		2003-02-21 11:35:38 PM

02-21-03 11:04:03 PM Code_Archeologist
Powerse5 I know I am jealous of people who type single letters because they have problems with monosybalic words.

monosyllabic anyone?

Maybe you should stick to the smaller words yourself, sir. :D

God-is-a-Taco		2003-02-21 11:37:21 PM

As usual, there appears to be a lot of Casonovas here on Fark... Jennifer Love Hewitt is very beautiful in my opinion. Also, that website's messageboard is one of the most depressing things ever.

God-is-a-Taco		2003-02-21 11:38:12 PM

Err, Casanovas, I meant. Anyway, how can anyone say she's ugly? I'd like to see pictures of what constitutes beauty.

VoicesCarry		2003-02-21 11:43:41 PM

Hmmm......that's a pretty poor JLH gallery. I'd rather have

robotninja		2003-02-21 11:45:27 PM

As usual, there appears to be a lot of Casonovas here on Fark...

She has a thing for vile and disgusting guys.

ortega		2003-02-21 11:50:15 PM

so hot, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo hott!

FARKING_USMC		2003-02-21 11:51:53 PM

Sunday is my 23rd birthday. and yes it would be hit!

EvilPoda		2003-02-21 11:58:19 PM

I'd engage in sexual intercourse with it!

daz		2003-02-22 12:00:16 AM

That Family Guy dude is one of the Ballchinions from MIBII, I believe.

BrotherAlpha		2003-02-22 12:02:58 AM

The only thing more pathetic than a bunch of guys saying how much they want to have sex with JLH is a bunch of guys saying how much they don't want to have sex with JLH.

I never knew people on the internet who spank themselves till they're raw and bleeding had such high standards.

aloneinthefark		2003-02-22 12:03:42 AM

She is a goddess

I could only wish for her to have my children

ZTigerX		2003-02-22 12:06:58 AM

I'll wish her happy birthday when she poses topless

SomeFarker		2003-02-22 12:07:37 AM

This is

They've got a farking picture of a
BUS STOP
on their fan site.

Silverlock		2003-02-22 12:11:26 AM

The important question is: How old are her boobies. Why is it no major media is asking this question? The JLH Boobie-age non-controversy is obviously evidence of a real controversy only meant to hide the true age of these fine examples of boobiedom. Those bastards!

MohicansGalore		2003-02-22 12:12:26 AM

But will FARK do the same for Wacko Jacko's 45th?!

GorgeousOrifice		2003-02-22 12:19:08 AM

I'd consider hitting it.

nlamartina		2003-02-22 12:19:19 AM

Streaming Video
We use RealVideo 8 to play my video's because it's the highest quality video I've seen. If you don't have it, get it free here!

I don't like her anymore.

No Such Agency		2003-02-22 12:27:07 AM

Like you wouldn't hit it... (SFW) She's an appalling actress and a forgettable singer, but she is very very hot. Hell, I'm usually in the "I love fat chicks" camp around here, but I would hit it, and leave my DNA at the scene.

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