FARK.com: (4481525) Hundreds of dolphins appear in Long Island Sound, delighting the oblivious guido boaters who have no idea the Vogons are about to destroy the planet

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(NY Magazine)		Hundreds of dolphins appear in Long Island Sound, delighting the oblivious guido boaters who have no idea the Vogons are about to destroy the planet (nymag.com)		68
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epyonyx

2009-06-30 11:31:32 PM

Flipper grandkids?

Korovyov

2009-06-30 11:31:34 PM

They're just protecting everybody from Somali pirates.

wingedkat

2009-06-30 11:31:34 PM

I'm not worried, I have a towel

Vohnkar

2009-06-30 11:33:01 PM

guidos are mostly harmless

Unknown_Poltroon

2009-06-30 11:35:15 PM

Holy carp. I grew up there. Hopefully no one shoots them like they did to the Beluga Whale.

buzzvert

2009-06-30 11:35:59 PM

and Thanks for all the timstvshowcase.com

SirEattonHogg

2009-06-30 11:36:01 PM

Don't panic.

lizardcowgal

2009-06-30 11:36:31 PM

Don't forget your towels.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-06-30 11:36:38 PM

I have a hunch that they're doing this on porpoise...

/golf clap, buzzvert

Smeggy Smurf

2009-06-30 11:38:06 PM

IkilledJudas

2009-06-30 11:38:09 PM

My room-mate just walked in my room and handed me that book. I don't know why I'm on Fark...

dark side of the moon

2009-06-30 11:39:13 PM

Snorky....man....talk

TheGreatZarquon

2009-06-30 11:40:51 PM

Aren't we supposed to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads?

polf pilf

2009-06-30 11:41:06 PM

Vohnkar: guidos are mostly harmless

I disagree. I think they are mostly harmful:
evidence (pops)

underwearer

2009-06-30 11:41:23 PM

I'll just go drink a few beers and get my towel.

buzzvert

2009-06-30 11:43:48 PM

In other news, without Shelley Long, there was no Cheers. Damn she was cute, even for a Northwestern geek.

give me doughnuts

2009-06-30 11:44:07 PM

buzzvert: So and Thanks for all the

So Diane, and thanks for all the Luca Brasi?

GLove88mph

2009-06-30 11:44:42 PM

+1. i lold subby.

gambit60

2009-06-30 11:45:10 PM

TheGreatZarquon: Aren't we supposed to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads?

If you like, yes. But it won't help even a scrap.

buzzvert

2009-06-30 11:46:16 PM

give me doughnuts: buzzvert: So and Thanks for all the

So Diane, and thanks for all the Luca Brasi?

sounds like a coded message to make sure Gotti gets the bible filled with smack for collateral.

Help-Im-Sober

2009-06-30 11:47:28 PM

Oh no, not again.

SirEattonHogg

2009-06-30 11:49:23 PM

So, this is it. We're going to die.

Lydia_C

2009-06-30 11:49:37 PM

FTFA: "Ever been hit in the eye with a squirt from a blowhole? Neither have we, but we're sure it isn't pretty."

No, it's not. It stings.

Nakito

2009-06-30 11:50:10 PM

Fark challenge: make a pun from Slartibartfast.

TheGreatZarquon

2009-06-30 11:50:30 PM

gambit60: TheGreatZarquon: Aren't we supposed to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads?

If you like, yes. But it won't help even a scrap.

Oh. Well, then...last orders, please.

TheGreatZarquon

2009-06-30 11:51:05 PM

Nakito: Fark challenge: make a pun from Slartibartfast.

I said it wasn't important.

SwiftFox

2009-06-30 11:51:19 PM

I hope they don't all catch swine flu from some friendly dolphin-loving New Yorker's sneeze and die.

WhyteRaven74

2009-06-30 11:52:49 PM

buzzvert: Northwestern geek

Jeri Ryan went to Northwestern too

Smeggy Smurf

2009-06-30 11:53:14 PM

polf pilf: Vohnkar: guidos are mostly harmless

I disagree. I think they are mostly harmful:
evidence (pops)

They're only dangerous to good taste

Harcourt Fenton Mudd

2009-06-30 11:53:30 PM

WhyteRaven74: buzzvert: Northwestern geek

Jeri Ryan went to Northwestern too

So she's got that going for her

The_Johnny_Danger

2009-06-30 11:54:42 PM

Approves

burber

2009-06-30 11:54:44 PM

How about some poetry?

Link (new window)

buzzvert

2009-06-30 11:55:32 PM

Harcourt Fenton Mudd: So she's got that going for her

Freaking South Campus theatre geeks. That was a LONG WALK to get laid down Sheridan.

tdpatriots12

2009-06-30 11:55:46 PM

TheGreatZarquon: put a paper bag over our heads?

Great, now I'm going to have to stand in the tea chest.

And did those feet in ancient time
walk upon England's mountains green?

/it's a man's life in England's mountains green

TheGreatZarquon

2009-06-30 11:59:46 PM

The_Johnny_Danger: Approves

+9999 for the use of old-school BBC cast. The original Marvin cameo in the new movie made me squee.

perryjo

2009-07-01 12:03:28 AM

Lydia_C: FTFA: "Ever been hit in the eye with a squirt from a blowhole? Neither have we, but we're sure it isn't pretty."

No, it's not. It stings.

It doesn't sound pretty.

Eudeyrn

2009-07-01 12:07:51 AM

Lydia_C: FTFA: "Ever been hit in the eye with a squirt from a blowhole? Neither have we, but we're sure it isn't pretty."

No, it's not. It stings.

That sound is dozens of lonely Farkers clicking through to your profile, on the off chance that you've posted a pic.

/nope

macross87

2009-07-01 12:10:04 AM

tdpatriots12: TheGreatZarquon: put a paper bag over our heads?

Great, now I'm going to have to stand in the tea chest.

And did those feet in ancient time
walk upon England's mountains green?

/it's a man's life in England's mountains green

I told you not to say mattresses!!!

he said it... twice!

/dog kennels

skinink

2009-07-01 12:12:29 AM

You can't prove to me that a guido from Long Island even owns a boat.

SundaesChild

2009-07-01 12:21:34 AM

Nakito: Fark challenge: make a pun from Slartibartfast.

From the makers of SlimFast?

/got nothing

Wittenberg Dropout

2009-07-01 12:22:05 AM

Ah yes, the goat...

Brainsick

2009-07-01 12:24:41 AM

Has anyone seen my Rory?

dahmers love zombie

2009-07-01 12:25:08 AM

Goddammit, this had better turn into a guido thread:

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Elminst

2009-07-01 12:40:09 AM

dahmers love zombie: Goddammit, this had better turn into a guido thread:

Ok... but why turn it into a gay porn thread?

tdpatriots12

2009-07-01 12:43:04 AM

Elminst: Ok... but why turn it into a gay porn thread?

Isn't gay porn supposed to get gay dudes off? I'm not sure that image is gonna do that for anyone.

Gyrfalcon

2009-07-01 12:53:07 AM

Dolphins are okay, but watch out if they start doing double-back flips through hoops while whistling the "Star-Spangled Banner."

sinner3405

2009-07-01 01:00:32 AM

Elminst: dahmers love zombie: Goddammit, this had better turn into a guido thread:

Ok... but why turn it into a gay porn thread?

How about a straight dolphin porn thread?

YTMND is still around? (new window)

Fubegra

2009-07-01 01:12:13 AM

I'm stuck in Hotblack Desiato's stuntship, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

jdmac

2009-07-01 01:13:08 AM