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(NY Magazine) Spiffy Hundreds of dolphins appear in Long Island Sound, delighting the oblivious guido boaters who have no idea the Vogons are about to destroy the planet   (nymag.com) divider line 68
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2009-06-30 11:31:32 PM
Flipper grandkids?
 
2009-06-30 11:31:34 PM
They're just protecting everybody from Somali pirates.
 
2009-06-30 11:31:34 PM
I'm not worried, I have a towel
 
2009-06-30 11:33:01 PM
guidos are mostly harmless
 
2009-06-30 11:35:15 PM
Holy carp. I grew up there. Hopefully no one shoots them like they did to the Beluga Whale.
 
2009-06-30 11:35:59 PM
So www.newprophecy.net and Thanks for all the timstvshowcase.com
 
2009-06-30 11:36:01 PM
Don't panic.
 
2009-06-30 11:36:31 PM
Don't forget your towels.
 
2009-06-30 11:36:38 PM
I have a hunch that they're doing this on porpoise...


/golf clap, buzzvert
 
2009-06-30 11:38:06 PM
www.clker.com
 
2009-06-30 11:38:09 PM
My room-mate just walked in my room and handed me that book. I don't know why I'm on Fark...
 
2009-06-30 11:39:13 PM
Snorky....man....talk
 
2009-06-30 11:40:51 PM
Aren't we supposed to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads?
 
2009-06-30 11:41:06 PM
Vohnkar: guidos are mostly harmless

I disagree. I think they are mostly harmful:
evidence (pops)
 
2009-06-30 11:41:23 PM
I'll just go drink a few beers and get my towel.
 
2009-06-30 11:43:48 PM
In other news, without Shelley Long, there was no Cheers. Damn she was cute, even for a Northwestern geek.
 
2009-06-30 11:44:07 PM
buzzvert: So and Thanks for all the

So Diane, and thanks for all the Luca Brasi?
 
2009-06-30 11:44:42 PM
+1. i lold subby.
 
2009-06-30 11:45:10 PM
TheGreatZarquon: Aren't we supposed to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads?

If you like, yes. But it won't help even a scrap.
 
2009-06-30 11:46:16 PM
give me doughnuts: buzzvert: So and Thanks for all the

So Diane, and thanks for all the Luca Brasi?


sounds like a coded message to make sure Gotti gets the bible filled with smack for collateral.
 
2009-06-30 11:47:28 PM
Oh no, not again.
 
2009-06-30 11:49:23 PM
So, this is it. We're going to die.
 
2009-06-30 11:49:37 PM
FTFA: "Ever been hit in the eye with a squirt from a blowhole? Neither have we, but we're sure it isn't pretty."

No, it's not. It stings.
 
2009-06-30 11:50:10 PM
Fark challenge: make a pun from Slartibartfast.
 
2009-06-30 11:50:30 PM
gambit60: TheGreatZarquon: Aren't we supposed to lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads?

If you like, yes. But it won't help even a scrap.


Oh. Well, then...last orders, please.
 
2009-06-30 11:51:05 PM
Nakito: Fark challenge: make a pun from Slartibartfast.

I said it wasn't important.
 
2009-06-30 11:51:19 PM
I hope they don't all catch swine flu from some friendly dolphin-loving New Yorker's sneeze and die.
 
2009-06-30 11:52:49 PM
buzzvert: Northwestern geek

Jeri Ryan went to Northwestern too
 
2009-06-30 11:53:14 PM
polf pilf: Vohnkar: guidos are mostly harmless

I disagree. I think they are mostly harmful:
evidence (pops)


They're only dangerous to good taste
 
2009-06-30 11:53:30 PM
WhyteRaven74: buzzvert: Northwestern geek

Jeri Ryan went to Northwestern too


So she's got that going for her
 
2009-06-30 11:54:42 PM
epguides.com
Approves
 
2009-06-30 11:54:44 PM
How about some poetry?

Link (new window)
 
2009-06-30 11:55:32 PM
Harcourt Fenton Mudd: So she's got that going for her

Freaking South Campus theatre geeks. That was a LONG WALK to get laid down Sheridan.
 
2009-06-30 11:55:46 PM
TheGreatZarquon: put a paper bag over our heads?

Great, now I'm going to have to stand in the tea chest.

i44.tinypic.com

And did those feet in ancient time
walk upon England's mountains green?


/it's a man's life in England's mountains green
 
2009-06-30 11:59:46 PM
The_Johnny_Danger: Approves

+9999 for the use of old-school BBC cast. The original Marvin cameo in the new movie made me squee.
 
2009-07-01 12:03:28 AM
Lydia_C: FTFA: "Ever been hit in the eye with a squirt from a blowhole? Neither have we, but we're sure it isn't pretty."

No, it's not. It stings.


It doesn't sound pretty.
 
2009-07-01 12:07:51 AM
Lydia_C: FTFA: "Ever been hit in the eye with a squirt from a blowhole? Neither have we, but we're sure it isn't pretty."

No, it's not. It stings.


That sound is dozens of lonely Farkers clicking through to your profile, on the off chance that you've posted a pic.

/nope
 
2009-07-01 12:10:04 AM
tdpatriots12: TheGreatZarquon: put a paper bag over our heads?

Great, now I'm going to have to stand in the tea chest.



And did those feet in ancient time
walk upon England's mountains green?

/it's a man's life in England's mountains green


I told you not to say mattresses!!!

he said it... twice!

/dog kennels
 
2009-07-01 12:12:29 AM
You can't prove to me that a guido from Long Island even owns a boat.
 
2009-07-01 12:21:34 AM
Nakito: Fark challenge: make a pun from Slartibartfast.

From the makers of SlimFast?

/got nothing
 
2009-07-01 12:22:05 AM
Ah yes, the goat...
 
2009-07-01 12:24:41 AM
Has anyone seen my Rory?
 
2009-07-01 12:25:08 AM
Goddammit, this had better turn into a guido thread:

img193.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-01 12:40:09 AM
dahmers love zombie: Goddammit, this had better turn into a guido thread:

Ok... but why turn it into a gay porn thread?
 
2009-07-01 12:43:04 AM
Elminst: Ok... but why turn it into a gay porn thread?

Isn't gay porn supposed to get gay dudes off? I'm not sure that image is gonna do that for anyone.
 
2009-07-01 12:53:07 AM
Dolphins are okay, but watch out if they start doing double-back flips through hoops while whistling the "Star-Spangled Banner."
 
2009-07-01 01:00:32 AM
Elminst: dahmers love zombie: Goddammit, this had better turn into a guido thread:

Ok... but why turn it into a gay porn thread?


How about a straight dolphin porn thread?

YTMND is still around? (new window)
 
2009-07-01 01:12:13 AM
I'm stuck in Hotblack Desiato's stuntship, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-07-01 01:13:08 AM
userpages.umbc.edu
Maybe we should make sure to keep our guns handy.
 
2009-07-01 01:59:39 AM
Fubegra: I'm stuck in Hotblack Desiato's stuntship, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

How are you typing on a frictionless keyboard?
 
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