Redwing: Imagine THAT clamped around your junk...

fernandez: Redwing: Imagine THAT clamped around your junk...

Ugh, there should be a picture there but Fark isn't playing nice

Redwing: Imagine THAT clamped around your junk...



'Kill it with Gort!'

GAT_00: fernandez: Ugh, there should be a picture there but Fark isn't playing nice

Must steal Colbert GIF. Is it too big to post or something?

Sadly yes.I don't have a clue how to mess with animated GIFs so it stays a link for now

gah, and being knox county, many of them are probably my cousin...

When I read prostitute and Tennessee, I expected something bad. Did not disappoint.

The only moderately hittable one there.

Iggy Pop is a prostitute?

AgonistAlex: gah, and being knox county, many of them are probably my cousin...

I was actually kind of shocked that none of my cousins are on that list.

/They live thirty miles away in Cocke County.

There is none in that group that deserves to be around my precious junk. What kind of diseases do these whores carry?

I was told there would be no meth.

/shoulda known better

Much like hot lesbians, I'm guessing that hot hookers are about as frequently found.

TOP OFFENDERS ? Is that anything like McDonalds "Billions and Billions Served" ? I'd rather stick mine in a Big Mac. SHEESH!

damn there goes my cost cutting measures for sex in this economic downturn; great, now how am I gonna save money?!

I call, "shinanigins"...."Lawanda Botos"? I may be old and my eyesight not what it used to be but that chick is white.

Don't look like no Lawanda to me.

K/H D

squadron499: I call, "shinanigins"...."Lawanda Botos"? I may be old and my eyesight not what it used to be but that chick is white.

Don't look like no Lawanda to me.

K/H D

Yeah, but she was born in Michigan.

/mildly amused there are two Teresas

"CHRG: PROSTITUTION (WITHIN 100 FEET OF CHURCH OR 1.5 MILES OF
SCHOOL)."

From the booking sheet.

What's that about a whore in church?

Sunny Graves? Would you sleep with a prostitute that goes by "Sunny Graves"?

I am from Knoxville. I was hanging out with a friend at the gas station he works at on Sunday, and a hooker came in and bought condoms. She was with two Mexican guys(how do you say gangbang in Spanish?) Anyway, he mentioned the article in the paper and that a couple of them, including her are regular customers of his store.

Also, kill it with fire, cut the head off and bury it seperately.

irishjihad: Sunny Graves? Would you sleep with a prostitute that goes by "Sunny Graves"?

Because her street name is Sunny Knight.

albuquerquehalsey

Everytime I see Killface it makes me think of the Palin state photos hanging all over the office building. Now, thanks to you, I am going to flash to Killface and then Tennesee Hookers four or five times a day.

THANKS!

These are the kind of chicks where when you're banging them, you can't feel the difference between buttsecks and the regular kind.

I'll just leave this right here.

yeeesh. What horrible life support systems for vaginas.

proton: I'll just leave this right here.

Ahh the hall of shame hotties. Much obliged.

I'm sorry to say I've seen FAR worse in these threads.

Here are my favorites from the morning show I listen to. Wichita Johns and Hookers on TnT Radio Empire (new window)

I was thinking the last one looked like Alice Cooper without the make-up.

I almost thought one was decent looking...then I looked again and barfed a little.

Clean up none of them and bring none of them to my bunk.