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(Canoe)   Woman's pelvic exam results accidently printed on a real estate flyer and sent out   (canoe.ca) divider line 69
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2003-02-21 01:51:32 PM
Canoe cannot. Can you?
 
2003-02-21 01:54:59 PM
For Sale: 3 BR, 2 bath, LR, Kit, DR, no cervical problems.
 
2003-02-21 01:55:34 PM
 
2003-02-21 02:02:20 PM
At least she has indoor plumbing.
 
2003-02-21 02:13:44 PM
I'm always afraid of something like this happening to me. But then, I remember I'm a guy.
 
2003-02-21 02:16:22 PM
OKayyy--here we go:

Well-maintained shrubbery?

Balcony added?
 
2003-02-21 02:17:07 PM
Carpet matches drapes?
 
2003-02-21 02:46:57 PM
"The house is a quaint little Bungalow in a quiet tree lined nieghborhood. I has a fresh coat of paint and was recently PAP smeared...."
 
2003-02-21 02:47:31 PM
"My wife's pu$$y is as big as a house".
HJopefully someone will know what's being referenced
 
2003-02-21 02:47:42 PM
Septic tank at rear needs pumping.
 
pr2
2003-02-21 02:48:19 PM
"huge dick for entertaining freinds"
 
2003-02-21 02:48:21 PM
Buster_hymen FOFLMAO!
 
2003-02-21 02:48:25 PM
I didn't read that story but I found one with the following excerpt...


BRUTAL TREATMENT

Keast provided the description of the video for Judge William Babe as the woman is violated repeatedly by the men. "She does not appear to be enjoying this," Keast said matter-of-factly as the woman whimpered and collapsed.

Later the men walk her like a dog and use her as a drink tray.

The trial continues.
 
2003-02-21 02:48:37 PM
"...with loft over the attached two car garage giving a lovely view of the ABNORMAL NUMBER OF MUTATED CERVICAL CELLS."
 
2003-02-21 02:49:10 PM
Predator?
 
2003-02-21 02:49:38 PM
Solid plumbing
 
2003-02-21 02:50:39 PM
Nice work LawTalkingGuy
I got nuttin' else
 
2003-02-21 02:51:11 PM
...Spacious living area with tight entryway. Ready to be snatched up for the right price. Call Shay D. Beaver today for appointment.
 
2003-02-21 02:51:37 PM
Two Door Garage with curved driveway(gentle used and recently topcoated)
 
2003-02-21 02:52:00 PM
Pics!!! We want pics of the pelvic exam!!!

(Okay, I know that's gross, but it had to be said) Then again, it would look like hustler... (Hope she shaved atleast...hair=icky)
 
pr2
2003-02-21 02:52:49 PM
REDUCED!!!!
Due to neighbor being a real a$$hole
 
2003-02-21 02:53:17 PM
Neighbors described as a couple of nuts carrying an organ.
 
2003-02-21 02:54:28 PM
For Sale:
1 beautiful housebout with oversized cock-pit.
 
2003-02-21 02:56:13 PM
"I want a doctor to take your picture
so I can look at you from inside as well."
 
2003-02-21 02:57:40 PM
Rear entrance needs some work. No problem for a handyman and some elbow grease.


I can't stop please help me...
 
2003-02-21 02:58:01 PM
This thread needs voting.
 
2003-02-21 03:00:01 PM
Pr2..That was some good stuff
 
2003-02-21 03:00:44 PM
MsPentyuth has my vote.
 
2003-02-21 03:01:00 PM
PR2 - that's just bad :-p
 
2003-02-21 03:01:31 PM
"Has that cozy 'lived-in' feel."

"Plumbing needs to be snaked."

"Carpet upstairs matches lower level."

"Basement in need of deodorizing. Has musty smell due to disuse."

"Large amount of storage space was added in rear after nursery added."

"Large amount of new pipe needs laid."


/fresh out. I got nothin'.
 
2003-02-21 03:01:32 PM
*laughing pretty damn hard here*
 
2003-02-21 03:01:36 PM
Front entry can be slippery,
Dirt road in back
 
2003-02-21 03:01:40 PM
Well it would go along well with those yellow vests...

Besides, I see benefits:

A lovely 3 bdrm, 2 bath on a half acre lot boasts many new updates including siding, storm windows and small clusters of oozing genital warts.
 
2003-02-21 03:03:52 PM
Dear Penthouse Forum,

I was hesitant to begin looking for a new place to live. That is, until I saw an ad in the paper...
 
2003-02-21 03:04:35 PM
Plumbing leaks about once a month
 
2003-02-21 03:04:47 PM
Ladies,

That time of the year for a visit to your GYN?

Tired of the long waits and mutiple appointments that need to be made for access to your genetials?

Are you fearful that you "down there" medical records might get ito the wrong hands?

Fear no longer!

With a simple flashlight, store bought speculum, and a handy vanity mirror you can fill your gyn needs in the comfort of your own home.


/nuthin
 
2003-02-21 03:05:27 PM
Backyard will grow with age but will hopefully never need to be mowed. If so, the neighborhood boys will be more than interested to wack away
 
2003-02-21 03:06:00 PM
 
2003-02-21 03:06:41 PM
Ladies,

That time of the year for a visit to your GYN?

Tired of the long waits and mutiple appointments that need to be made for access to your genetials?

Are you fearful that you "down there" medical records might get ito the wrong hands?

Fear no longer!

With a simple flashlight, store bought speculum, and a handy vanity mirror you can fill your gyn needs in the comfort of your own home.NSFW?


/got nuthin
 
2003-02-21 03:07:28 PM
damned double posts....please delete first as I missed the nsfw tag
 
2003-02-21 03:08:16 PM
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU [Non-Specific Urethritis]
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your *dobies itch my *scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee

I'm dying from your love, my love,
I'm your spirochetal clown
I've left my body to science,
But I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
*Diplococcal *catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior *ureitis.
 
2003-02-21 03:08:28 PM
...high milage but seen a lot of love, roomy interior, some stains from old spills, exterior needs some body work, small exhaust problem, but should pass emissions test, no leaks, good piston action, fits four comfortably...

hmm. this is harder than it looks.
 
2003-02-21 03:09:17 PM
suuuuuuuuure. it was an "accident."
 
2003-02-21 03:09:33 PM
[b]Kaka[/b]
[b]Buster_hymen[/b]

I actually know a girl named Tara Hymen. I do believe she took quite a bit of teasing in junior high.
 
2003-02-21 03:10:20 PM
Comes complete with high efficiency wood burner...
 
2003-02-21 03:10:27 PM
...and that's why I shouldn't attempt to insert basic HTML tags before I've had my daily nap.
 
2003-02-21 03:11:16 PM
Needs a bit of work.

This one's a fixer upper.

Freshly laid odor resistant indoor/outdoor carpet.
 
2003-02-21 03:11:38 PM
The milkman comes five times a week.
 
2003-02-21 03:12:37 PM
I wonder if her gynecologist went to the University of Kentucky.
 
2003-02-21 03:13:06 PM
Location convenient to local attractions.
 
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