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(Starpulse)   Pictures of Michael Jackson's tour rehearsal, just two days before his death. He actually looked good   (starpulse.com) divider line 185
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2009-06-30 11:46:48 AM  
Oh bs. He had no hair, a face full of surgical scars, a nose that wasn't a nose, and a shot of Demerol a day just to cope.

'I'm not dead, I don't want to go on the cart.'
 
2009-06-30 11:48:17 AM  
If by "good" you mean "like a wax sculpture where the artist has a chin-butt fetish" then, yes.
 
2009-06-30 11:52:34 AM  
Alright, I think 10 greenlights either directly about or with Michael Jackson in the headline is enough for today. Ok modmins?
 
2009-06-30 12:04:12 PM  
Wow, I'm not even a fan, but that's quite some haterade up there ^
 
2009-06-30 12:14:03 PM  
Rx cocktail or not, he doesn't look unhealthy to me in those pics.
 
2009-06-30 12:20:36 PM  
atpgod: Wow, I'm not even a fan, but that's quite some haterade up there ^

The only way to be cool at the internet is to push everyone else down below you. Eventually you'll be at the top of the garbage pile.
 
2009-06-30 12:30:32 PM  
atpgod: Wow, I'm not even a fan, but that's quite some haterade up there ^

It's got electrolytes.
 
2009-06-30 12:31:18 PM  
images.starpulse.com
I guess this is good when you compare him to
boombap.cz
 
2009-06-30 12:40:30 PM  
Five or ten Oxycodone and an asscheck of Demerol, and you'd be ready to wrestle a bear, too.

Well, provided the bear wasn't too big. And had also been given Oxys and Demerol. But in between the waves of nausea and itching, it'd still be fun. Even as it tore your arm off.
 
2009-06-30 12:41:34 PM  
From the comment section of TFA:


He looks as if he was ready to give the performance of his life.

Which of you Farkers posted that?
 
2009-06-30 12:45:56 PM  
Yeah, outside of the buttchin, he *is* actually (er, WAS, actually) looking pretty decent.
 
2009-06-30 12:51:32 PM  
God dammit.. I really wanted to see him have a kickass comeback..
god dammit so farking much.
 
2009-06-30 12:52:29 PM  
Yeah, he's wearing stage makeup. Most likely applied by a world-class artist. And a wig.

He always looked good on stage, because thousands of people invested millions of dollars into making sure he did.
 
2009-06-30 12:56:19 PM  
downstairs: Yeah, he's wearing stage makeup. Most likely applied by a world-class artist sandblaster.

FTFY
 
2009-06-30 01:24:52 PM  
If Fark greenlights enough articles, maybe Michael Jackson will come back to life.

/What were Michael's last words?
//"Take me to Children's Hospital!"
///sorry
 
2009-06-30 01:46:51 PM  
DarkJohnson needs a swift KHITBASH for posting that scary picture.
 
2009-06-30 01:54:13 PM  
Yeah, and Billy Mays was the picture of health on Conan last week, too.

Effed up.
 
2009-06-30 01:58:50 PM  
I suppose with MJ, you gotta lower your standards.
 
2009-06-30 02:11:42 PM  
If you believe. Really believe in fairies, if we all just clap our hands hard enough, Tinkerbell will come back to life!
 
2009-06-30 02:30:52 PM  
beerrun: Alright, I think 10 greenlights either directly about or with Michael Jackson in the headline is enough for today. Ok modmins?

And soon all the greenlights and comments will be about how the "stoopid MSM" way overreacted and callously commercialized the Jackson story.

Careful folks, I love this place, but Fark's house is made of glass.
 
Bf+
2009-06-30 03:04:06 PM  
www.sworddragon.com
"Good"?
 
2009-06-30 03:04:07 PM  
beerrun: Alright, I think 10 greenlights either directly about or with Michael Jackson in the headline is enough for today. Ok modmins?

They wanna break the record set by the Iran threads.
 
2009-06-30 03:04:33 PM  
I bet MJ's backup dancers are bummed he died. Back to the unemployment office.
 
2009-06-30 03:04:39 PM  
I kinda like that jacket.
 
2009-06-30 03:04:57 PM  
images.starpulse.com

So that's that?
 
2009-06-30 03:05:50 PM  
He had the hands of a 90-yr old woman.
 
2009-06-30 03:07:32 PM  
SwingAwayMarell: So that's that?

came here to make similar remarks.
 
2009-06-30 03:07:37 PM  
vandelay: He had the hands of a 90-yr old woman.

And the penis of a 12 year old boy (in his arse).
 
2009-06-30 03:07:48 PM  
Every time someone uses the phrase "this is it" lately I get that farking Huey Lewis song in my head.
 
2009-06-30 03:07:52 PM  
Yea he looks like he feel's like an 8 year old again.
 
2009-06-30 03:08:21 PM  
After looking at the pictures, I would have to agree, he did look prety good, but I've always been a big fan of Zombies, so my judgement may be tainted a bit...
 
2009-06-30 03:08:30 PM  
Michael Jackson died?
 
2009-06-30 03:08:52 PM  
He looks like he is wearing some lilac organza mother of the bride shirt in the one picture.

Can you get surgury to enlarge your mouth opening, his mouth looks waaay larger.
 
2009-06-30 03:09:07 PM  
wet_dream: After looking at the pictures, I would have to agree, he did look prety good, but I've always been a big fan of Zombies, so my judgement may be tainted a bit...

This is it ... World War Z.
 
2009-06-30 03:09:19 PM  
lunchinlewis: atpgod: Wow, I'm not even a fan, but that's quite some haterade up there ^

The only way to be cool at the internet in life is to push everyone else down below you. Eventually you'll be at the top of the garbage pile.


FTFY
 
2009-06-30 03:09:42 PM  
skylabdown: Michael Jackson died?

You may have notice a break in the Jon vs Kate Divorce news.
 
2009-06-30 03:09:45 PM  
How can a 5' 10'' man who weighs 110 lbs look 'good'?

If by 'good' you mean 'freakishly emaciated', then yes. He does look 'good'.
 
2009-06-30 03:10:02 PM  
Subby lies. I checked all three pages, and did not see a single picture where that pedophile 'looked good'.
 
2009-06-30 03:10:41 PM  
No, no, no, DarkJohnson! It's more like this:

images.starpulse.com
img1.ifilmpro.com
 
2009-06-30 03:10:43 PM  
Were any of you looking forward to catching his show on that tour?

/Me neither.
 
2009-06-30 03:10:44 PM  
did nobody notice the video of Johnny Depp discusing rumors that he will play MJ in an upcoming biopic?
 
2009-06-30 03:10:57 PM  
anyone notice the name of the .com? ROFL, I think they should reconsider the name of it.
 
2009-06-30 03:11:02 PM  
I am starting to think that the Government went to Jackson and said they would absolve him of his debts if he would fake his death and cause a world wide re-direction of global interest.



/tin foil hat please.
 
2009-06-30 03:11:08 PM  
I don't like the look of some of those pixels.....
 
2009-06-30 03:11:15 PM  
Also looking "good":

ironkyle.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-06-30 03:11:19 PM  
skylabdown: Michael Jackson died?

Yep, about 15-20 years ago, about the time he turned white.
 
2009-06-30 03:12:12 PM  
WHO F'ING CARES!
 
2009-06-30 03:12:12 PM  
fireclown: did nobody notice the video of Johnny Depp discusing rumors that he will play MJ in an upcoming biopic?

Yeah, where did that accent come from?
 
2009-06-30 03:12:13 PM  
sorebones 2009-06-30 03:07:48 PM
Every time someone uses the phrase "this is it" lately I get that farking Huey Lewis song in my head.

Kenny Loggins for me......
 
2009-06-30 03:12:19 PM  
He looks anorexic,,,I would know
 
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