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(Local6)   David Hasselhoff, wife injured in motorcycle crash   ( divider line
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7102 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2003 at 9:48 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-21 09:51:12 AM  
Glad they're ok. Hope this doesn't affect how he looks with his shirt off.
2003-02-21 09:51:31 AM  
Germans everywhere hold their breath.
2003-02-21 09:51:37 AM  
how was his hair? was it hurt?
2003-02-21 09:51:56 AM  
Quoth God: "Me damn it! I missed again!!!"
2003-02-21 09:52:12 AM  
Hope they had a first aid K.I.T.T.
2003-02-21 09:52:42 AM  
Well, Sergeant Kuntz said they're okay.

2003-02-21 09:52:57 AM  
He hit it.
2003-02-21 09:53:04 AM  
I'm sorry Michael.

I wasn't there for you.
2003-02-21 09:53:06 AM  
talking motorbikes can be a bit distracting
2003-02-21 09:53:18 AM  
They were still making Baywatch in 1999?

2003-02-21 09:53:20 AM  
KITT why did you leave them unprotected?

I thought he was your "pal".
2003-02-21 09:53:52 AM  
So this was a Star Crash?
2003-02-21 09:53:52 AM  
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2003-02-21 09:54:13 AM  
*cues Knightrider theme*
2003-02-21 09:54:13 AM  
Oh, this is just going to be one of those days, isn't it?
2003-02-21 09:54:15 AM  
Anybody remember that "Knight Rider" rip-off show "Street Hawk?"
2003-02-21 09:54:17 AM  
I shall fly my German flag at half-staff.
2003-02-21 09:54:32 AM  
where's the Norm pic?..
2003-02-21 09:54:43 AM  
I bet this means his next album's going to be crap.
2003-02-21 09:54:55 AM  
That's going to piss the Germans off.
2003-02-21 09:55:34 AM  
Isn't there a made-for-TV Baywatch movie next week?

That'll be a quality show.
2003-02-21 09:55:39 AM  
seriously, "a gust of wind"? I have been riding motorcycles for nearly 15 years and have been through windy conditions and 18 wheelers passing you causing gusts of wind, but never throwing me off the road. The article does mention a "drinking problem". I'm just saying....
2003-02-21 09:57:04 AM  
Productiveslacker, maybe the lightpost blew out in front of them?
2003-02-21 09:58:26 AM  
Awww, you guys have already picked all the low hanging fruit.

[puts sarcasm hat on]
2003-02-21 09:58:32 AM  
Yeah, he was blotto, Productiveslacker.
2003-02-21 10:00:21 AM  
Best David Hasselhoff Video Ever. Right Here. Watch It Now.
2003-02-21 10:01:37 AM  
At first glance I thouhgt that maybe a gust of wind hit his hair just right, causing his motorcycle to careen off the road and into a lightpole. Now that I read that he was wearing a helmet, he must have been stoopid drunk.

I wish the bring Norm back to Weekend Update just to do this story.
2003-02-21 10:02:55 AM  
Yes, english as a second language. Jeez.

"Note to self, post to Fark threads only after finishing morning cup of coffee"
2003-02-21 10:02:58 AM  
Productiveslacker: I don't know, I can see wind being a problem. And they don't say how much experence he had riding. I'm just saying it could happen.
2003-02-21 10:03:23 AM  
Has anybody gotten a quote from Gary Busey?
2003-02-21 10:05:35 AM  
Celebrities + Harleys = comedy gold.

I'm a biker. I hate celebrity bikers. Hate them, hate them, hate them. Except for Jay Leno. Other than Jay, they're a bunch of leather-jacket-wearing/let's-meet-at-restaurant posers.
2003-02-21 10:06:09 AM  
Note to self, post to Fark threads only after finishing morning gallon of beer.
2003-02-21 10:06:37 AM  
A douche like that shouldn't be on a bike anyway.
I got nuthin'
2003-02-21 10:06:55 AM  
Gripping news. Next we're going to hear that Frank Stallone fell out of a tree.
2003-02-21 10:08:23 AM  
Better Headline:
Washed Up Actor Wipes Out Bike.
2003-02-21 10:09:09 AM  
they're a bunch of leather-jacket-wearing/let's-meet-at-restaurant posers.

Is that as opposed to the leather-jacket-wearing/let's-meet-at-the-bar posers that constitute non-celebrity bikers?
2003-02-21 10:10:35 AM  
M.A.N.T.I.S. could kick knight riders ass.
2003-02-21 10:11:23 AM  
Because of the accident, Cowan added, Hasselhoff will not be able to hold his gut in and may have to cancel trips and interviews for his upcoming "Baywatch" reunion movie, "Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding."
2003-02-21 10:11:30 AM  
Germany will send inspectors to investigate this obvious criminal act against one of the fatherland's natinal treasures, with UN approval or not. France has pledged monetary assistance, but no troops.
2003-02-21 10:14:25 AM  
AbbyNormal- Seriously though, it takes a sideways gust of 40+ to get me to move off of my line at 70MPH. That's 2 up on my little beemer. Now if there's a streetlight around, he's not even close to that speed. Any rider with a bit of experience can handle the wind thing just fine. Dudeman was either tanked or stupid- or both.
2003-02-21 10:18:39 AM  
NoGods- how about:

Washed up Actor Wipes Out Lightpost

Poor, poor lightpost.
2003-02-21 10:18:54 AM  
Don't worry. I'm all right. I'm now working on my next feature film. It should be coming out sometime early 2004. All my fans can rejoice. I am combining my role as the crime fighting god Michael Knight with my role as stud lifegaurd Mitch. Tenative title is Bay Ridder, but we may switch it to Knight Watch.

NoGods Washed up my ass. I am a GOD in Germany.
2003-02-21 10:20:58 AM  
As he lay in the roadway screaming in pain, a large crowd of Germans arrived and enjoyed the imprompto concert.
2003-02-21 10:22:29 AM  

That video is the finest thing ever.

And by "thing," I mean it beats out joy, and happiness, and ecstacy, and music, and history.

Finest. Thing. Ever.
2003-02-21 10:22:29 AM  
I'm less surprised about this dicksmack being in a bike accident than I am that some dumb chick married his happy ass... Then again, no I'm not.
/disappointed with female gender
2003-02-21 10:23:35 AM  
it took a whopping 1 minute and 30 seconds for someone to point out the policeman's name.
2003-02-21 10:25:10 AM  
I had a gust of wind pick my bike up and move it 10 feet to the left one night in a thunderstorm, I was pretty drunk at the time so it didn't bother me to much.

It can happen.
2003-02-21 10:26:46 AM  
Thank you... thank you for that fantastic "music video." Between that and the Cowbells video - I have had a fantastic Friday morning!
2003-02-21 10:28:05 AM  
Brilliant - Goat.

Is that as opposed to the leather-jacket-wearing/let's-meet-at-the-bar posers that constitute non-celebrity bikers?
2003-02-21 10:28:12 AM  

It does seem like an unlikely accident, I think we aren't getting the entire story.

The have been times where I have ridding in wind that made me a little nervious, but that was on an interstate in flordia. It's very flat, and the wind can be brutal.

I also have to wonder how fast they were going.

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