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(Yahoo)   Kylie Minogue's butt unanimously voted "Hit of the Brits"   ( divider line
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18797 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2003 at 9:43 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-21 10:21:47 AM  
Haha! Speedjack was listening to the music! Let's all point and laugh at him!
2003-02-21 10:22:09 AM  
I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to hit that.
2003-02-21 10:23:26 AM  
Dorf11: I've often wondered that myself. I mean, her music is so god awful! I had a hard time believing that was the same Kylie Minogue that sang with Nick Cave.
2003-02-21 10:24:12 AM  
Darn Photoisland!
2003-02-21 10:24:43 AM  
3horn: Porn has dialogue? Who knew...?
2003-02-21 10:25:30 AM  
I'd slide down a razor blade into a pit of Bactine and lemon juice to hit that.
(If my wife said it was ok)
2003-02-21 10:26:51 AM  
La La La
I just can't get that song out of my head
Kylie your loving is all I think about
I just can't get it out of my head

You don't listen to the dialog in porn? I find it interesting. It answers a lot of questions that I have for instance: If I order a pizza and the delivery girl comes over and I can't find my wallet, What do I do???
2003-02-21 10:27:23 AM  
Ok, maybe I'm stupid, but who the bloody hell is Nick Cave, when did she sing with him and why should I care????

Seriously, who is he?
2003-02-21 10:28:12 AM  

Sadly I did have the sound turned up. But then I've always been a 'lights
on' kinda guy.
2003-02-21 10:28:53 AM  
I'd hit the hit of the Brits.
2003-02-21 10:29:07 AM  
She has a great can

She just shouldn't sing - - - at all.
2003-02-21 10:29:09 AM  
Kylie is one of the few pop stars that doesn't completely irritate me. I am a bit biases though because I'm a huge Nick Cave fan and she showed some talent in "Where the Wild Roses Grow".

Plus I'm aussie too :)
2003-02-21 10:29:33 AM  
who is nick cave? you're going to be laughed at by all the self impressed "hey _________ great _________ refernce" bots.

in the meantime...
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2003-02-21 10:29:37 AM  
I used to not think much of her, then I saw the video for "can't get you out of my head" Yowza.


You can find it on Kazaa real easy
2003-02-21 10:30:00 AM  
Mayoboy is Mrs. Mayoboy's bytch.
2003-02-21 10:30:47 AM  
Nick Cave = Lead singer of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, a freakin kickass band.

go get some
2003-02-21 10:31:36 AM  

Yum- Yum...

She scares the schite out of me though
2003-02-21 10:32:28 AM  
Barbara? I can't believe its not buttah*
2003-02-21 10:33:30 AM  
Babs can sing, but I wouldn't hit it with your manhood.
2003-02-21 10:33:53 AM  
"I could be real deep and serious and say there was a million reasons why I wanted to work with Kylie," he said.

"I want to say it's because she is so professional and cool. But if I'm honest, it's probably because she's got the hottest ass I have ever seen."

Justin Timberlake is now cool. This much honesty makes up for all the suck-ass music he has done.
2003-02-21 10:35:56 AM  
Yup, she turns 17 today.
2003-02-21 10:37:13 AM  
2003-02-21 10:40:17 AM  
try again..

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2003-02-21 10:41:31 AM  
Dialogue in porn? Screw that, I listen to the director's commentary. That's the whole point of porn on DVD. Well that, and an ultra crisp picture and sound.
Anyone here seen the lingerie commercial Kylie is in where she rides the velvet mechanical bull in her undergarments? It is good. Very good. Gotta go now.
/locks door
2003-02-21 10:44:51 AM  
2003-02-21 10:46:29 AM  
Does anyone care that she sings too or has appeared nude in a commercial.

No, me either. Now let's see some pics of this rump.

BTW, for some real rump goodness, try to GIS for this:

Luiza Altenhofen

Trust me on this. A little Jayrock told me.
2003-02-21 10:47:29 AM  
I'm starting to hate Justin Timberlake. He was off my radar screen until a couple months ago, but he's quickly rising up my hate ladder.
2003-02-21 10:48:23 AM  
Let me go back and look for evidence of nibbling....
2003-02-21 10:54:55 AM  
Murder Ballads, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Kylie's 2nd greatest artistic achievement. Her first, of course, is that mechanical bull lingerie ad. :)

AbbyNormal Beats me, Cave's a little too artistic to work with her because "she's got the hottest ass I have ever seen". :) Maybe cuz both Cave and Minogue are Aussie?
2003-02-21 10:54:56 AM  
It only took me 7000 failed "Submit A Link" attempts to realize where I could share.
2003-02-21 10:56:18 AM  
I really cant stand Nick Cave's tunes.
Dont flame me, I really want to know:
What is the appeal of that guy?
2003-02-21 10:58:55 AM  
Sorry Goatman264... Your point is ?
2003-02-21 11:01:41 AM  
Lest we forget, she was cammy in "Street Fighter the movie" Come to think of it she was in Bio-Dome also. Safe to say those two movies killed her acting carrear. And I should be shot for accualy PAYING to see street fighter.

Oh, I'd hit it.....
2003-02-21 11:02:33 AM  
Justin Timberlake has the right idea :
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2003-02-21 11:02:57 AM  
Tafkat: Hey, those girls were kissing! Do people realy do that?

Goatman264: nice.
2003-02-21 11:09:58 AM  
02-21-03 11:01:41 AM Ohm
'Lest we forget, she was cammy in "Street Fighter the movie" ... Safe to say those two movies killed her acting carrear'

Career Schmareer...
Street Fighter killed (litterally) Raul Julia!
2003-02-21 11:19:54 AM  
I'd hit it until her mother cried.
2003-02-21 11:41:31 AM  
I'd hit it on clay, I'd hit it on grass, I'd hit it on the hard courts.
2003-02-21 11:49:31 AM  
I would hit it in a box
I would hit it in Fort Knox
I would hit it in a car
I would hit it in a bar
I would hit it here, or there
I would hit it anywhere
Unless it was a man...
I would hit it. Sam I am.
2003-02-21 11:57:32 AM  
Kylie Minogue is just a very good magician/sleight-of-hand artiste. She's actually a 6' tall, 25 stone hairy Glaswegian man.
2003-02-21 11:57:35 AM  
I'd hit it until I was hospitalized for exhaustion.
2003-02-21 12:09:35 PM  
actually, sam I am, but that seems a good motto....i should begin applying that IRL...
2003-02-21 12:11:00 PM  
But isn't Kylie < 5 feet tall? That's dwarf sized.
2003-02-21 12:15:35 PM  
Sthayashi - Today's winner!
2003-02-21 12:16:13 PM  
When will we finally retire the "I'd Hit It" cliche'?

Although I suppose it would remove 3/4 of all comments posted.
2003-02-21 12:20:30 PM  
Jonlybonly When the world runs out of fit women, and all straight Farkers kill themselves.
2003-02-21 12:29:47 PM  
Her finest role ever!
2003-02-21 12:31:09 PM  
How much is 25 stone? In lbs. please.
2003-02-21 12:34:42 PM  
i like nick cave. i liked that underwear ad because i liked the music. and kylie is good looking for an old lady.

2003-02-21 12:46:31 PM  
My god, she is sweet!!
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