It's almost unfair to let Chinese Cresteds in the contest.

Fark greenlights this story every damn year.

Why am I not surprised it's a crested? It sorta makes the whole damned contest pointless if the same breed wins every year.

Wait, the Boxer with the underbite beat out the Chinese crested? But they're both wearing 1st place ribbons and won identical prizes?I don't get it. Article is confusing.

Maybe there's a special category in the contest for just Chinese Cresteds since they always win these damn things?

As boring as these stories are every year, I do miss the Petaluma Fair, and Petaluma in general.

Mass sucks.

I was expecting a picture of Princess Beatrice.

/veal, etc.

There's a lesson here about inbreeding.

//hawt

This thread has gone to the dogs without pics.

psychosis_inducing: There's a lesson here about inbreeding.

Nothing that European Royalty don't already know.



/Hotlinked for great justice

Overall winner, Pabst the Boxer

Chinese Crested Hairlesses have an unfair advantage.

she looks like Paris Hilton.

And isn't this Bunnday, anyway?

Sorry. I hope the mods are willing to remove one of the instances of Pabst the Boxer.

Hrm, this dog seems to suffer from the same tongue issue. What's the deal? Anyone?


/Serious question

Here's another

I like the boxer too. But, have you ever felt a chinese crested? It's pretty nasty. A bit warm and rubbery, not at all what you'd think it would feel like. A hair-less cat is at least cool and exactly what you expect. (repulsive)

Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend! *rimshot*

/Amazing how Down Syndrome can be an advantage in a relationship.
//Window seat please?

FTFA: In the dog-eat-dog, claw-biting contest a truly 'unique' looking creature beat off other hideous hounds to claim the crown for being the world's ugliest pedigree dog.

ha ha

Dawwww.
Britney Spear's Speculum: Hrm, this dog seems to suffer from the same tongue issue. What's the deal? Anyone?

wiki:
Cresteds have what is called a "primitive mouth". This means that most of their teeth are pointy like their canines. Hairless varieties of the Cresteds can be prone to poor dentition. Poor dentition may include missing or crowded teeth and teeth prone to decay when not properly cared for. Most dogs of the Puff variety have few, if any, dental defects.

southaustin: This thread has gone to the dogs without pics.

For some reason I look at the first pic of that dog and think of Carol Channing.

What inbreeding? It looks like all you have to do to make a Chinese Crested is feed a Mogwai after midnight.

albuquerquehalsey pic

reminded me of

Came for the Paris Hilton pics. Leaving satisfied.

Britney Spear's Speculum: albuquerquehalsey pic

reminded me of

You are now on my favorites

Von_Ruff: First thing I thought of.

/It's... uh... only because... ummm... my kids, yeah, my kids have seen the movie.

Is....is that....Meet the Feebles? Dear God.

/guilty pleasure
//still feels uncomfortable watching a walrus fark a siamese cat bent over a desk

Kalashinator: Is....is that....Meet the Feebles?

reminds me of my ex-wife

Britney Spear's Speculum: Hrm, this dog seems to suffer from the same tongue issue. What's the deal? Anyone?


/Serious question

This seems to be a common defect for a lot of "toy" dogs.

/bf's mom's teacup chi has the same thing
//he's also 25 pounds thanks to a pituitary[sp?] gland problem


I miss my Crested. He was pretty much bald except for a mohawk and his toes/tail.

They should all be destroyed...

Shenanigans!: Wait, the Boxer with the underbite beat out the Chinese crested? But they're both wearing 1st place ribbons and won identical prizes?I don't get it. Article is confusing.

Maybe there's a special category in the contest for just Chinese Cresteds since they always win these damn things?

The Chinese Crested won the "Purebred" portion of the contest. She was the ugliest purebred dog in the competition. So she's won the title of "World's Ugliest Purebed Dog"

The Boxer was the OVERALL winner; he obviously won the mixed breed and when put against the Crested, beat her score and won the overall title of "World's Ugliest Dog" aka: he's the king of all ugly pooches.

Am I the only one grossed out by the tongue being all cracked and leathery from drying out?

...and there were creatures running around it and I heard a voice say Zuul.

/appliances don't behave that way

BoronCarbon: ...and there were creatures running around it and I heard a voice say Zuul.

This, my dear friends, is how you WIN one internet.

Notice the slighly subtle but extremely relevant mention of Ghostbusters.

World's Ugliest Dog Contest? Bah! There is no such thing as an ugly dog (or cat).

As far as the tongue thing goes...

Chinese Cresteds are prone to having really soft teeth. They rot and fall out, even in young dogs. With no teeth to hold the tongue in it just flops out.

Some dogs with overbites or underbites can have this problem too, though generally not as, umm, pronounced as the toothless ones. That's why you'll see brachy dogs like pugs with some tongue sticking out the front.