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2009-06-28 02:17:28 AM
The Bog of Eternal Stench™
 
2009-06-28 02:27:54 AM
GIS gave me these. Not exactly the bustling airport.
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2009-06-28 02:36:40 AM
Melquiades: "Lagoon of Excrement" - is that the next Indiana Jones movie?

No, wait....never mind....that was the last one.


It's a summarization of the Harry Potter franchise.
 
2009-06-28 02:38:34 AM
...into which they were without warning cast
www.alambre.info
 
2009-06-28 03:05:02 AM
www.comedycentral.com
 
2009-06-28 03:05:52 AM
fusillade762: "a merdurinous "pool of filth" into which they were without warning cast."

It's beautiful, like Shakespeare. But with poo.


esteban9: ...into which they were without warning cast


shakespearean sci fi would be shiat?
 
2009-06-28 03:23:50 AM
Came for Ben.

/leaves satisfied
 
2009-06-28 03:50:11 AM
A pool of poop?

i63.photobucket.com


i63.photobucket.com

/I can haz poop thred?
 
2009-06-28 03:53:14 AM
At first, I felt sorry for the dog. But jeeze...what dog doesn't run yelping from this? Or at least act strange and not want to walk on it?
 
2009-06-28 04:43:03 AM
Ad to the lower right: Playmobil Perversions.

Never before has my motto "Don't Click On Ads" come into play so rapidly.
 
2009-06-28 05:28:58 AM
Bicycle safety tip: "Lagoon of Excrement" is the name of my new punk band.

Oh, please, please can I be in it? Please?

First year in college, I worked in a sewage treatment plant. I fell into a lagoon of waste water (aka a 16' deep settling tank), twice, so I got a kick out of the article.
 
2009-06-28 06:12:00 AM
Geez, the first paragraph of that read something like shakespeare, but the rest of it pretty much degenerated.
 
2009-06-28 06:34:27 AM
Mortaaaaaaaaaaal Kombaaat!
 
2009-06-28 06:37:17 AM
FTFA: The powers that be are investigating just why Swedish bloke Thomas Sundberg and his mutt Rex weren't warned of an impending ducking in a "faecal lagoon" at Kramfors-Sollefteå airport - a merdurinous "pool of filth" into which they were without warning cast.

Okay, I get that most journalists are frustrated novelists. I understand that, I really do. Novel writing is a highly competitive field, where a few names get all the attention and money, irrespective of their actual ability.

But you need to relax and just write, Mr. Haines.
 
2009-06-28 09:10:28 AM
A man and a dog went falling,
You think that their head would be split.
But good fortune was with them that morning,
They fell in a big pool of ...
Shaving Cream!
 
2009-06-28 10:05:20 AM
The dog probably liked it.
 
2009-06-28 11:15:08 AM
Cervidanti: Methinks the subtard doesn't understand appropriate usage of "News, Not News, Fark". Hint: The News and Not News things are supposed to have actually happened.


Dude.
 
2009-06-28 12:59:28 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: Man bites dog?

Dude, that movie was farked up...
 
2009-06-28 02:51:11 PM
12349876: lagoon of excrement?
/two references for one headline, a rarity for me


/ Raises the roof for MXC!!
//Right you are Ken!
 
2009-06-28 05:40:54 PM
Dirty Hot Linker: cthulhu: I love how a google search for the word(?) "merdurinous" now turns up this thread as result #8.

I feel like I'm being watched.

Fark must have it's own 24/7 dedicated google bot resident constantly cataloging it's threads


Don't forget urinous, bescumber, beray, conskite, immerd, sharny, bemute, bedung.

All are great words for having shiat smeared on you. Except for the first one - with urine of course.
 
2009-06-28 06:47:37 PM
rnatalie: A man and a dog went falling,
You think that their head would be split.
But good fortune was with them that morning,
They fell in a big pool of ...
Shaving Cream!


I laughed SO hard.
 
2009-06-28 11:35:53 PM
Anyone for a round of Dead Baby Boys?
 
2009-06-29 01:16:23 PM
Cervidanti: I just noticed the title says "airport floor"

Why is it that when I submit articles with competent titles and good content they are denied, but crap like this that the submitter didnt even read gets through?


Because you haven't paid your $5 per month?

/I wonder the same thing
//It's a vast Total Fark Conspiracy!
 
2009-06-29 01:21:44 PM
rnatalie: A man and a dog went falling,
You think that their head would be split.
But good fortune was with them that morning,
They fell in a big pool of ...
Shaving Cream!


Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into shiat!

/definitely not obscure
 
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