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(CBC)   Let me be brief: the homeless need your underwear   (cbc.ca) divider line 48
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2009-06-26 09:11:46 PM  
img29.imageshack.us
cut out the skid marks and you're good to go.
 
2009-06-26 09:17:38 PM  
shanrick: cut out the skid marks and you're good to go.

By George, you're on to something there. Perhaps they need a new slogan, "Skid Marks for Skid Row: We're Giving Your Skivvies to the Scuzzies!"
 
2009-06-26 09:36:10 PM  
Is that why women are selling their underwear on eBay?
 
2009-06-26 09:50:06 PM  
Here's my wife's. And yes, I have trouble breathing when she's on top.

i221.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-26 10:32:02 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-06-26 11:05:18 PM  
But I'm using it right now.
 
2009-06-26 11:22:24 PM  
But if we don't give it to them, at least there won't be another Boxer Rebellion...
 
2009-06-27 12:32:34 AM  
I was under the impression they wanted spare change.
 
2009-06-27 12:57:12 AM  
EviLincoln: I was under the impression they wanted spare change.

Without underwear, that change would just trickle down their pantleg when they tried to hide it under their nutsack.
 
2009-06-27 03:33:38 AM  
www.lainaline.com

Well, OK.
 
2009-06-27 03:36:54 AM  
What were you eating under there?
 
2009-06-27 03:38:01 AM  
i'm using mine right now.

i buy fresh ones on sundays. they come 4 in a pack.
i put the old ones out on the curb every fourth monday.
 
2009-06-27 03:57:06 AM  
No.

No they don't. Trust me. They need bus tickets.

/to get away from wherever other people are.
//just kidding.
///I give them metro tickets. =)
 
2009-06-27 03:57:41 AM  
Been wearing this pair of underwear since April...

Time to mail it to Canada.
 
2009-06-27 03:58:29 AM  
Link (new window)

Seems appropriate, specifically around 4:00
 
2009-06-27 04:00:43 AM  
phunkey_monkey: Been wearing this pair of underwear since April...

Time to mail it to Canada.


set em free.
they'll make it there on their own.

/or mexico.
 
2009-06-27 04:08:25 AM  
Am I the only one who dyes their drawers black to avoid unfortunate stains? They last forever that way, just re-dye em a few times a year.
I don't go commando- I go Johnny Cash.
 
2009-06-27 04:14:42 AM  
shanrick: cut out the skid marks and you're good to go.

Ha! +1

And also, you fellows and your underwear make me sad to think of how much time I spend selecting and properly caring for my delicates.

/would love to replace all of Mr. Dovienya's underwear.
//mmm, silk boxers.
 
2009-06-27 04:15:29 AM  
Let me be brief - I don't wear any.


Problem solved.
 
2009-06-27 04:16:23 AM  
The homeless need sanitary facilities, then underwear.
 
2009-06-27 04:17:34 AM  
Ewww. Who'd want to wear used or donated underpants?
 
2009-06-27 04:18:57 AM  
AbbeySomeone: Ewww. Who'd want to wear used or donated underpants?

Have you never been to a thrift store? They have them.

Never bought any, but they're there.
 
2009-06-27 04:27:45 AM  
content9.flixster.com

"Do you have something in a low-rise, bikini, mesh, if possible?"
 
2009-06-27 04:28:30 AM  
AbbeySomeone: Ewww. Who'd want to wear used or donated underpants?

If you are homeless, you really can't be picky.
 
2009-06-27 04:37:56 AM  
I came for the underpants gnomes from southpark, and leave disapointed
 
2009-06-27 04:43:01 AM  
Okay - I have been broke as shiat; food bank, single mother, etc, but never worn used underpants and I am a thrift store enthusiast to this day.

/maybe boxers or jammies for lounging
//definite maybe
 
2009-06-27 04:45:16 AM  
OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE- I came for the underpants gnomes from southpark, and leave disapointed

Um... fifth post.
 
2009-06-27 04:57:09 AM  
i dont wear underwear. it binds up under my balls and is uncomfortable. on hot days things get really slippery inside my pants, as bits are flying all over.

your welcome.
 
2009-06-27 04:58:23 AM  
redsquid: OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE- I came for the underpants gnomes from southpark, and leave disapointed

Um... fifth post.


Yeah, but I wanted to see them, not just the chart
 
2009-06-27 04:59:28 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2009-06-27 05:06:29 AM  
some_beer_drinker: i dont wear underwear. it binds up under my balls and is uncomfortable. on hot days things get really slippery inside my pants, as bits are flying all over.

your welcome.



Yeah, I REALLY didn't need that visual. I hope your balls have a SWEATY next coupla months.

You're welcome.
 
2009-06-27 05:15:00 AM  
some_beer_drinker - Thank you for the visual. I hereby dedicate these Big Balls to you. (new window)

"...and I'm just itching to tell you about them!"
 
2009-06-27 06:54:21 AM  
 
2009-06-27 06:58:35 AM  
There's a Goodwill here that actually sells used underwear.
 
2009-06-27 07:02:50 AM  
Nowhereman: There's a Goodwill here that actually sells used underwear.

Just like every other one in America....along with bathing suits, bras and other intimate apparel. Hot?
 
2009-06-27 08:16:45 AM  
came for the underpants gnomes. leaving happy.
 
2009-06-27 08:34:32 AM  
worst case, Lootie can buy some fruit of the looms for a few bucks at Walmart. I feel bad for the homeless ladies, with their strange monthly rituals to take care of, and their $30 bras.
 
2009-06-27 09:15:26 AM  
AbbeySomeone: Ewww. Who'd want to wear used or donated underpants?

Not the homeless apparently, the article says he only wants to take new underwear.


Also, I seriously haven't worn underwear in over a year. At first I felt free, but then it just felt normal, and now it feels weird if I wear it. All squished up and uncomfortable. And I don't even have a big dick!
 
2009-06-27 09:21:08 AM  
qwertypoo: And I don't even have a big dick!

Hey mate, you don't say that over the internets.
 
2009-06-27 09:40:53 AM  
AlwaysRightBoy: qwertypoo: And I don't even have a big dick!

Hey mate, you don't say that over the internets.


In vino veritas
 
2009-06-27 10:51:54 AM  
AbbeySomeone: Ewww. Who'd want to wear used or donated underpants?

I was at a rummage sale yesterday, and someone donated a white one-piece teddy with pink bows and garters...and big yellow pee stains in the crotch!

Probably should have picked that up for ebay...
 
2009-06-27 11:06:11 AM  
Epossumondas: Probably should have picked that up for ebay...

www.familyguyfun.com

Fifty bucks.
 
2009-06-27 11:20:07 AM  
OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE: I came for the underpants gnomes from southpark, and leave disapointed

weirdalison: came for the underpants gnomes. leaving happy.

???
 
2009-06-27 11:37:28 AM  
rayneday: Just like every other one in America....along with bathing suits, bras and other intimate apparel. Hot?

Really? I guess next time I travel I'll have to check that out.
 
2009-06-27 11:52:24 AM  
shanrick: cut out the skid marks and you're good to go.

I... uh...

/nuthin'.
 
2009-06-27 05:39:29 PM  
Hey! He's in my city today! I should go watch the homeless homeboys get great ginch!

/no, I do not have a life, why do you ask?
 
2009-06-27 05:43:27 PM  
Err, what?.
 
2009-06-27 05:50:29 PM  
I just bought 7 pairs of Jockey shorts at Wal-Mart yesterday for $8.63.

That works out to the price of 4 quarts of Steel Reserve, or 2 packs of cigarettes more or less.

So the answer is simple: Quit drinking for one day, and you will have plenty of underwear.
 
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