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(some ferret)   Charges filed against WHO and Baxter among others concerning a case of exploding "swine flu" vials meant for a research lab. Fark: ....on a busy IC train in Switzerland   (naturalnews.com ) divider line
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rmz
2009-06-26 07:53:30 PM  
an Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway

Hyperbole, she haz it.
 
rmz
2009-06-26 07:55:38 PM  
Reading the entire article, holy shiat this person is a moonbat.

group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO

mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus

Barack Obama [...] [is] part of this international corporate criminal syndicate which has developed, produced, stockpiled and employed biological weapons to eliminate the population of the U.S. and other countries for financial and political gain.


Either submittard is using the Hero tag sarcastically or he/she is wearing a tinfoil hat.
 
2009-06-26 07:59:27 PM  
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2009-06-26 09:10:19 PM  
When told of the incident on the train, she replied, "IC what you did there."
 
2009-06-26 09:59:21 PM  
FTFA:

Specifically, evidence is presented that the defendants, Barack Obama, President of the U.S, David Nabarro, UN System Coordinator for Influenza, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO, Kathleen Sibelius, Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services, Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, David de Rotschild, banker, David Rockefeller, banker, George Soros, banker, Werner Faymann, Chancellor of Austria, and Alois Stoger, Austrian Health Minister, among others, are part of this international corporate criminal syndicate which has developed, produced, stockpiled and employed biological weapons to eliminate the population of the U.S. and other countries for financial and political gain.

Bwahahahaha.... the crazy is strong with this one.
 
2009-06-26 10:17:29 PM  
Wow. This is like the Illuminati, New World Order, and Hot Zone all combined into one happy mix of crazy.
 
2009-06-26 10:40:38 PM  
WHO's on first??
 
2009-06-26 10:41:53 PM  
Their demand is one meeeelion dollars.
 
2009-06-26 10:42:49 PM  
www.nouvelordremondial.cc

Plaintiff in question
/it makes total sense...
//...just not to me.
 
2009-06-26 10:43:37 PM  
At first I was like "woa, that's really serious negligence... wtf?"

Then I started reading and thought "Hang on, she's suing who now?"

Then I got to the second paragraph and ILOL'D.

/A vote for me is a vote for Boobies!
//Until they turn voting off
 
2009-06-26 10:44:15 PM  
an Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway

It's Bruno.
 
2009-06-26 10:48:14 PM  
Reading the comments was more entertaining than the article, this is the mental picture i get of the posters.

snuggiesightings.com
 
2009-06-26 10:49:17 PM  
That's got to be some amazing evidence dossier.

Evidence as to the existence of an international corporate crime syndicate.

Evidence of the existence of the "Illuminati".

Evidence as to the depopulation agenda of the Illuminati/Bilderbergs and their involvement in the engineering and release of the artificial "swine flu" virus.


I wouldn't take a "manditory" vaccination, anyway; but this much further than that strains credibility.
 
2009-06-26 10:51:20 PM  
That's it -- I'm wrapping my whole body in tin foil and climbing inside my homemade Faraday cage. Someone let me know when it's face to come out. Pass the popcorn and send in beer.
 
2009-06-26 10:51:58 PM  
Batshiat crazy

Don't believe anything that article says...
 
2009-06-26 10:54:07 PM  
Dear Jane,

There are several types of schizophrenia, so signs and symptoms vary. In general, schizophrenia symptoms include:

* Beliefs not based on reality (delusions), such as the belief that there's a conspiracy against you CHECK
* Seeing or hearing things that don't exist (hallucinations), especially voices CHECK
* Incoherent speech CHECK
* Neglect of personal hygiene ASSUMED
* Lack of emotions CHECK
* Emotions inappropriate to the situation CHECK
* Angry outbursts CHECK
* Catatonic behavior ASSUMED
* A persistent feeling of being watched CHECK
* Trouble functioning at school and work CHECK
* Social isolation CHECK
* Clumsy, uncoordinated movements ASSUMED

Get help soon.
 
2009-06-26 10:56:55 PM  
goddamnit. how come it tooke me about 3 paragraphs in to realize this was bullshiat? fark you asshole for wasting my time posting this bullshiat.
 
2009-06-26 10:57:33 PM  
Well played Hagbardr
 
2009-06-26 11:00:04 PM  
Don't worry. We'll put this guy on it right away.
www.smart.co.uk
 
2009-06-26 11:08:05 PM  
But what of the Reverse Vampires and the Rand Corporation? They must have been involved too!
 
2009-06-26 11:24:34 PM  

illuminaeti: Batshiat crazy


But who is crazier; her or bombing the moon guy (new window)?
 
2009-06-26 11:24:48 PM  
The Moar you Know:

The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta regularly ships samples of Bio-safety level 3 (Kill you) and Bio-Safety Level 4 (Kill you deader than Jacko) in the US mail.

That being said, this news article looks like it was written by someone fruiter than the cake I got last Christmas.
 
2009-06-26 11:29:15 PM  
Before giving my opinion on this so-called "conspiracy", I have two important questions that need straight answers:

1) Will there be zombies?

2) Will I need a permit to shoot them?

/A vote for me is a vote against greenlights that allow it and don't need it.
 
2009-06-26 11:36:17 PM  
Deluxe Edition!

revealedtruth.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-06-26 11:47:33 PM  
What, is this like some Twelve Monkeys shizz?

Somebody check on the status of Mr. Pitt and Mr. Willis.
 
2009-06-26 11:52:28 PM  
Sounds like she has it all figured out.

I'm glad Obama let the Rothchilds in on this one. I sure hope tinfoil stops the Flu Virus as well as it stops the gummint thinking machines.
 
2009-06-26 11:59:39 PM  

Tyrosine: But what of the Reverse Vampires and the Rand Corporation? They must have been involved too!


and the Rothchilds, the Gettys, and the Colonel (before he went teats up)
 
2009-06-27 12:04:16 AM  
What if it's all true?

/well?
 
2009-06-27 12:04:35 AM  
YEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!


(We won't get fooled again)
 
2009-06-27 12:17:18 AM  
Well, this article is from http://NaturalNews.com/ so I know we can believe it.
 
2009-06-27 12:18:35 AM  
"Jane Burgermeister is a dual Irish/Austrian who has written for Nature, the British Medical Journal, and American Prospect. She is the European Correspondent of the Renewable Energy World website. She has written extensively about climate change, biotechnology, and the ecology."
 
2009-06-27 12:23:20 AM  

fusillade762: Deluxe Edition!


Damnit, I was hoping that was an old 90's video game.
 
2009-06-27 12:24:45 AM  
dvdcovers04.bigpondmovies.com
 
2009-06-27 12:28:18 AM  
Manditory Vaccinations, HA!
Yeah Right!
The swine flu barely exists anymore.
Flu season is over.

farm3.static.flickr.com

/bwahaha
 
2009-06-27 12:29:59 AM  
I stopped reading here:

In her charges, Burgermeister presents evidence of acts of bioterrorism that is in violation of U.S. law by a group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO. This bioterrorism is for the purpose of carrying out a mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus with the intent of causing death. This group has annexed high government offices in the U.S.
 
2009-06-27 12:32:42 AM  

newton: Manditory Vaccinations, HA!
Yeah Right!
The swine flu barely exists anymore.
Flu season is over.
/bwahaha


Wow that's a useless chart.
 
2009-06-27 12:34:48 AM  
I'm still not clear about why the IC train makes it "Fark".

Because the submitter doesn't know his or her memes, or because submitter has a severe brain injury?
 
2009-06-27 12:53:43 AM  
where does ACORN fit into all this? That's the big question.
 
2009-06-27 01:01:31 AM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now THAT'S going off the rails on the crazy train....

/She forgot to add the Freemasons, tho
 
2009-06-27 01:04:01 AM  
"Using the "swine flu" as a pretext, the defendants have preplanned the mass murder of the U.S. population by means of forced vaccination. They have installed an extensive network of FEMA concentration camps and identified mass grave sites, and they have been involved in devising and implementing a scheme to hand power over the U.S. to an international crime syndicate that uses the UN and WHO as a front for illegal racketeering influenced organized crime activities, in violation of the laws that govern treason."

That explains a lot actually...
 
2009-06-27 01:06:39 AM  
Well, it is getting kinda crowded.

/wondering when this movie comes out
 
2009-06-27 01:06:48 AM  

Goldeneye007: WHO's on first??


Yup, they are!
 
2009-06-27 01:13:35 AM  
Wasn't the last attempt at mass murder the Trailers FEMA put the refugees in? She's on to something... See, when it's incompetence we excuse it, or at best hold them accountable by firing the leaders and never letting them near the job again.

But in all reality, if they did want to, say, kill poor people under Bush's rule, it would make sense that the trailers sent to house people, with intent to "save" them from the elements would, in fact, actually poison them to death.

You put an incompetent into office and then pull the trigger. Add slow reaction time, poor resource management/mismanagement/redirection/redistribution and you would make the problem much worse.

That IS what happened during Katrina, actually... this is interesting.
 
2009-06-27 01:50:53 AM  

mgshamster: fusillade762: Deluxe Edition!

Damnit, I was hoping that was an old 90's video game.



That would be too awesome to hope for.

/fnord
 
2009-06-27 01:53:27 AM  
I enjoy exploding swine flu so I am getting a real kick out of these replies.
 
2009-06-27 02:05:38 AM  

FarkingStan: actually... this is interesting.


No, it's really not.
 
2009-06-27 02:39:25 AM  
rmz:

an Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway

Hyperbole, she haz it.


You know who else was an Austrian involved in the greatest crime in the history of humanity?

/ you people are slacking.
 
2009-06-27 02:43:05 AM  
To this journalist:

Good luck stormin' the castle!
 
2009-06-27 02:50:48 AM  
I would totally see this movie
 
2009-06-27 03:43:00 AM  
Come on subby, you couldn't make a Mary Tyler Moore joke?

/Get off my law-haw-hawn.
 
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