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(The Morning Call)   Bank teller recognizes customer as the same guy who exposed himself to her outside a Starbucks. Awkwaaaaaaaaaard   (mcall.com) divider line 37
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2009-06-26 09:03:07 PM  
The teller was intrigued by his brazen attitude and when asked to describe the flasher she replied, "Well, he had balls."
 
2009-06-26 09:05:46 PM  
Impossible! I was wearing a MASK!
 
2009-06-26 09:20:13 PM  
BravadoGT: Impossible! I was wearing a MASK!

And a roll of quarters!!
 
2009-06-26 09:35:41 PM  
...and began smiling at her while he exposed himself as she exited Starbucks to return to her vehicle.

That's right, expose yourself to a woman with hot coffee. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2009-06-26 10:02:11 PM  
Paris1127: ...and began smiling at her while he exposed himself as she exited Starbucks to return to her vehicle.

That's right, expose yourself to a woman with hot coffee. What could possibly go wrong?


Reinhold?
 
2009-06-26 10:02:33 PM  
Why do the idiots always talk?
 
2009-06-26 10:07:57 PM  
Dad!
 
2009-06-26 10:08:17 PM  
Once, when I was a barista at *$, I saw a woman whip her boob out to feed her kid, right in the middle of the store. I have never seen a bigger, veinier, browner nipple on a white woman in my life.
 
2009-06-26 10:08:17 PM  
What's the big deal about flashers anyway? I figure as long as they aren't touching anyone while sharing their goods let'em go about their business. If someone flashed me I'd probably throw a dollar at them for the good story.

Actually, I was flashed once by a homeless woman. It was a summer night and I was really stoned waiting on a cab at 2 a.m. After several offers of sex for money and my consequent disinterest she bent over and exposed her well worn buttocks to me and proudly announced "Wanna goose me?" Since my girlfriend at the time was home waiting on me... I did not in fact goose her but the memory will be treasured for the rest of my life.

Thanks homeless flasher woman! You were Totally Frickin Awesome.
 
2009-06-26 10:10:04 PM  
im starting to think PA needs it's own tag too
 
2009-06-26 10:12:44 PM  
She was sauconin on a coffee but he was wantin her to be sauconin sumpin else
 
2009-06-26 10:13:21 PM  
I wish I had a weiner worth flashing, man.
 
2009-06-26 10:13:41 PM  
F'ing banker probably deserved it.

/Greedy whores.
 
2009-06-26 10:15:08 PM  
I thought Teller never spoke... unlike Penn....
 
2009-06-26 10:15:23 PM  
This just in,

if a gal wants to see your weenie, she'll let you know.
 
2009-06-26 10:16:07 PM  
So...did he leave a deposit?
 
2009-06-26 10:18:51 PM  
So now we're supposed to spend the rest of the day at home just cuz we expose ourselves to some chick at lunch??
 
2009-06-26 10:22:58 PM  
MemeSlave: Once, when I was a barista at *$, I saw a woman whip her boob out to feed her kid, right in the middle of the store. I have never seen a bigger, veinier, browner nipple on a white woman in my life.

9001chan.org
 
2009-06-26 10:33:27 PM  
Was he vente?
 
2009-06-26 10:33:42 PM  
bunner: This just in,

I'm sure that's what he was hoping for......
 
2009-06-26 10:37:30 PM  
And she remembers his FACE?
 
2009-06-26 10:40:18 PM  
Lake: And she remembers his FACE?

I WAS IN THE POOL!
 
2009-06-26 10:42:34 PM  
DslaitenC - The teller was intrigued by his brazen attitude and when asked to describe the flasher she replied, "Well, he had balls.

2/10
 
2009-06-27 12:01:59 AM  
Was he trying to make a deposit?
 
2009-06-27 12:08:17 AM  
Die Kunst Der Fuge: What's the big deal about flashers anyway? I figure as long as they aren't touching anyone while sharing their goods let'em go about their business. If someone flashed me I'd probably throw a dollar at them for the good story.

Actually, I was flashed once by a homeless woman. It was a summer night and I was really stoned waiting on a cab at 2 a.m. After several offers of sex for money and my consequent disinterest she bent over and exposed her well worn buttocks to me and proudly announced "Wanna goose me?" Since my girlfriend at the time was home waiting on me... I did not in fact goose her but the memory will be treasured for the rest of my life.

Thanks homeless flasher woman! You were Totally Frickin Awesome.


I wouldn't throw them a dollar but I'd simply ignore them unless they were an attractive female. It seems like a totally harmless offense to me.
 
2009-06-27 12:12:15 AM  
Awkward is right. She told me she never went to starbucks.
 
2009-06-27 12:19:28 AM  
Was she a teller in a Sperm Bank ??!!!


/I had to ask!
 
2009-06-27 12:29:00 AM  
Penis
 
2009-06-27 01:56:16 AM  
MemeSlave: Once, when I was a barista at *$, I saw a woman whip her boob out to feed her kid, right in the middle of the store. I have never seen a bigger, veinier, browner nipple on a white woman in my life.

Fap?
 
2009-06-27 02:01:50 AM  
"Good afternoon, sir. Here's a loan application."

"Loan application? What makes you think I want a loan?"

"At the Starbucks this morning, you came up short."
 
2009-06-27 02:48:23 AM  
How romantic!
 
2009-06-27 03:54:57 AM  
Disgusting. I mean, who actually goes to Starbucks?
 
2009-06-27 04:12:40 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuG1fgGInyI

Link related. Not a roll.
 
2009-06-27 05:34:06 AM  
pat-246: im starting to think PA needs it's own tag too

Not the whole state. Just Allentown and Scranton.

I always thought "The Morning Call" was a strange name for a newspaper. When I think about "The Morning Call", something totally different than a newspaper comes to mind.
 
2009-06-27 06:48:49 AM  
MemeSlave: Once, when I was a barista at *$, I saw a woman whip her boob out to feed her kid, right in the middle of the store. I have never seen a bigger, veinier, browner nipple on a white woman in my life.

Links or patties?
 
2009-06-27 09:59:42 AM  
REAL MEN OF GENIUS:

Here's to you, Mister Flasher Guy...
When the rush to get a triple, no foam, no whip, carmel macchiato consumes the masses, that's when you get down to business

(Put a sleeve on this baby!)

There will be no greater ending to a nice latte than the happy ending you offered to the bank teller. And yes this was better without pictures.

(I've got a bank roll in my pocket!)

So sit back in your cell and enjoy it, Mister Flasher Guy. We're doing fine drinking your Bud Lite out here.
 
2009-06-27 10:13:20 AM  
MemeSlave: Once, when I was a barista at *$, I saw a woman whip her boob out to feed her kid, right in the middle of the store. I have never seen a bigger, veinier, browner nipple on a white woman in my life.

fap fap fap
 
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