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(ABC News)   Michael Jackson too ghoulish to make comeback, will be known as king of flop   ( divider line
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2001-09-10 11:38:52 AM  
Dear God,

Please kill me before this actually happens.

Thank you,
2001-09-10 11:43:18 AM  
Link . . . broken . . . must fix . . . broken link!
2001-09-10 11:45:10 AM​ions/ent ertainment/DailyNews/michaeljackson010907.html
2001-09-10 11:45:54 AM  
That one works. it had an extra http:// in it.
2001-09-10 11:52:42 AM  
Why doesn't he just get plastic surgery?
2001-09-10 11:55:31 AM  
I quote "The concerts ... will include a wide range of performances and guest appearances by celebrities who would not normally be found under the same roof together: Eminem, Marlon Brando, Shaquille O'Neal ... "

Oh dear god. Shaq might sing again. Did we not learn our lessons the first time? And Marlon Brando? When did he start singing? Maybe he's going to eat Michael?
2001-09-10 11:57:36 AM
2001-09-10 11:58:55 AM  
Thriller with no makeup.
2001-09-10 12:06:40 PM  
Plastic surgery is a good idea.
If he was smart he would make himself
look like Michael Jackson.
2001-09-10 12:25:33 PM  
What? This already happened. View the horror if you will:

various scary MJ concert pics

Speaking of "The horror,the horror": they booed Brando at this thing. Should give you an idea of how terrible it apparently was.
2001-09-10 12:28:02 PM  
Go to bottom of that page for the pics,btw. (Is this what it has come down to for the talented Al Jarreau?)
2001-09-10 12:38:44 PM  
Actress Elizabeth Taylor sits with Michael Jackson (L) during the Michael Jackson "30th Anniversary Celebration, The Solo Years" concert, September 7, 2001 in New York's Madison Square Garden. REUTERS/Beth A. Keiser/POOL

As if we'd need the (L) to tell us which one he is. He's the FREAK!
2001-09-10 12:41:14 PM  
Hate to see it when an accused child molester becomes a victem of his own success. To think that someone accussed of molesting a young boy should fall so low as to do a concert with N'Synk.
2001-09-10 12:44:27 PM  
Not to sound fruity, but what is up with Liza minelli?(Check the yahoo pics).

The Wiz getup looked ridiculous, as the abc news reporter noted.

Did britney get a reduction?
2001-09-10 12:53:58 PM  
I think he looks like his sister. Sort of.
2001-09-10 01:07:05 PM  
How appropriate that his next CD is being released the day before Halloween...
2001-09-10 01:09:36 PM has an amusing review of the concert here. Sounds like a freakshow...
2001-09-10 01:10:49 PM  
Time to lock up my kids again
2001-09-10 01:20:04 PM  
I was hoping he'd get back together with Rockwell for a long-awaited reunion performance of "Somebody's Watching Me."
2001-09-10 02:11:58 PM  
The only person interested in bring back MJ is John Carpenter.

He wants him for new Halloween movie.

Maybe Clive Barker can use him, too.
2001-09-10 02:16:35 PM  
Has anyone ever seen Michael and LaToya in the same room at the same time? Well, have you?
2001-09-10 02:21:40 PM  
maybe I need glasses but this article had nothing to do with Michael Jackson making goulash
2001-09-10 02:25:01 PM  
photoshop fodder:
2001-09-10 02:25:23 PM ertainment/images/rt_jackson_mva_010907_n.jpg
2001-09-10 02:32:23 PM  
"The hard part will be what his relationship will be with the younger fans he is trying to target."

um.... yeah.
2001-09-10 03:04:38 PM  
Michael Jackson & Tanya Harding are going into the race horse business...she's going to do the handicapping and Michael gets to ride the three year olds.

Paaaaaaaaaaa....rump. Cshhhhhh.
2001-09-10 03:05:49 PM  
Its probably he reputation for twiddling little boys and keeping monkey skulls under his pillow that are driving people from his concerts.

Looking like a freak has always been an asset in music.
2001-09-10 03:10:40 PM  
Michael Jackson also made an appearance at a local WalMart this weekend after seeing a sale circular that said "Boys' Underwear Half Off at WalMart."
2001-09-10 03:12:08 PM  
well done Walljasper!
2001-09-10 03:27:47 PM  
The guy is sooooooo out of touch. Surrounding yourself with the biggest bunch of has-beens in the world is not a good way to try to revive your career. When I want to meet beautiful women I don't hang out with ugly people...nuff said.
2001-09-10 04:06:59 PM  
Younger fans he's trying to target...

4 and 5 year olds?
2001-09-10 04:33:54 PM  
and in other news, theres this stupid ass dog

[image from too old to be available]
2001-09-10 06:32:34 PM  
Seethor: And Marlon Brando? When did he start singing?
2001-09-10 06:49:27 PM  
Does anyone else think Michael Jackson looks like Helena Bonham Carter's character from the new "Planet of the Apes" movie? Pictures needed!
2001-09-10 07:45:35 PM  
Creep Show.
2001-09-10 08:19:55 PM  
after reading this article, I actually feel pretty bad for the guy...he's a total joke, and will never again be taken seriously...
2001-09-10 09:06:44 PM  
Y.Dload: gmta...I was thinking that when I walked out of the theater.
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