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(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass French rugby Bastar'd surrenders information that it was a coffee table, not 5 polynesian thugs   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 23
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2009-06-25 07:48:39 PM
rugby jock?
 
2009-06-25 07:51:23 PM
Pic in the article disproves my theory that all French rugby players are sexy as hell.
 
2009-06-25 07:53:09 PM
Local rumours have it that he was decked (punched) by a prostitute for non-payment of services. Mon Dieu.
 
2009-06-25 07:56:59 PM
He shouldn't beat himself up over it.
 
2009-06-25 08:00:46 PM
"loss to the All Blacks"? Been there, done that.
 
2009-06-25 08:02:05 PM
Sure, blame an ethnic group when in reality you're just a clumsy idiot who falls over furniture.

He's lucky a few Wellington NZ coffee tables don't come looking for him for being such an asshat.
 
2009-06-25 08:04:56 PM
tbn1.google.com

Not surprising coming from a team with a chicken on its shield.
 
2009-06-25 08:13:50 PM
rFarke: rugby jock?

oh shiat...now you've done it
 
2009-06-25 08:25:05 PM
Not surprising coming from a team with a chicken on its shield.

That's not a chicken, it's a French Cock!
 
2009-06-25 08:42:59 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

All the Dude ever wanted was his thug back.
 
2009-06-25 09:12:24 PM
If he can't handle a whore in Wellington, how would have gone trying to deal with Stirling Mortlock in Sydney?
 
2009-06-25 10:02:17 PM
Hilarious.

Easy to say in retrospect, but I thought the French coach looked a bit sheepish when grilled over why it wasn't reported to the police. Er, assuming he knew it was BS.

/sheepish
 
2009-06-25 10:17:40 PM
Ikahoshi: Sure, blame an ethnic group when in reality you're just a clumsy idiot who falls over furniture.

He's lucky a few Wellington NZ coffee tables don't come looking for him for being such an asshat.


Subby, and others, does it say anywhere in the article "Polynesian" or did you just mae that up coz you're a dickhead?

I know who real the racists are.
 
2009-06-25 10:37:09 PM
Leskay: Ikahoshi: Sure, blame an ethnic group when in reality you're just a clumsy idiot who falls over furniture.

Subby, and others, does it say anywhere in the article "Polynesian" or did you just mae that up coz you're a dickhead?

I know who real the racists are.


Here's the reference (the newspaper's, not mine)
/subby

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2524843/Witnesses-to-Bastareaud-beating- so ught

Paragraph 10
"Bastareaud, dubbed the "French Nonu" because of his dreadlocks, spoke to police from Sydney yesterday. He told them he thought his attackers were Polynesian and Maori."
 
2009-06-25 10:40:15 PM
Leskay: Subby, and others, does it say anywhere in the article "Polynesian" or did you just mae that up coz you're a dickhead?

I know who real the racists are.


Here you go.
 
2009-06-25 10:40:55 PM
Whoops, too late.
 
2009-06-25 11:04:39 PM
Cheers. I jumped the gun.

BUT IN MY DEFENCE *heh heh* it wasn't in TFA and not in the news reports I watched.

There's only a finite amount of frikkin extra research I'm gonna do before I start with the ad hominem attacks.

/ad hominem rox my world because I have a small dick
 
2009-06-26 03:25:59 AM
New Zealand News has begun to report that the CCTV images show Mathieu Bastareaud with two underage gay transvestite males. An undisclosed police source has stated that the two local prostitutes defended themselves against Bastareaud when he became violent in his room. The story is continuing to break big in Wellington where the locals are extremely upset at the French team's lack of apology for their lies.
 
2009-06-26 03:46:52 AM
Excellent headline, I LOL-d.
 
2009-06-26 04:02:39 AM
num1arch: New Zealand News has begun to report that the CCTV images show Mathieu Bastareaud with two underage gay transvestite males. An undisclosed police source has stated that the two local prostitutes defended themselves against Bastareaud when he became violent in his room. The story is continuing to break big in Wellington where the locals are extremely upset at the French team's lack of apology for their lies.

Wow, more really major dirt on that guy? This is going to be really ugly... and oh, so entertaining.

He deserves some extra squirm time if you ask me.

If it's true that some of the other teammates participated in fabrications, then yeah, they should apologize. Jeez!
 
2009-06-26 04:55:00 AM
So he was a lying Bastareaud?
 
2009-06-26 08:13:59 AM
They make all the blacks play on one team? That's racist.
 
2009-06-26 11:56:07 AM
frenchkidsdontgetfat.typepad.com

can relate

/hot like chow-da
 
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