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(AZCentral)   McConaughey says house is haunted, refuses to play bongos naked again until ghosts leave   (azcentral.com) divider line 83
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2003-02-20 02:55:35 PM
I heard he's a gay. . .
 
2003-02-20 03:48:18 PM
No way gay. He is so hot...I would do him in a second.
 
G2V
2003-02-20 03:48:59 PM
The problem with stardom is that it exposes the rest of us to just how batshiat medival and suckered on hokey nonsense our society is.
 
2003-02-20 03:50:33 PM
Playing bongos naked in front of ghosts. I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around that one.
 
2003-02-20 03:51:03 PM
I don't think he's gay. I'm gay, and I know any true red-blooded homosexual would kick that female ghost out and get a nice hunky guy ghost to haunt him instead.
 
2003-02-20 03:52:31 PM
umm, riiiiight?
 
2003-02-20 03:52:51 PM
his 15 minutes have to be up by now, right?
 
2003-02-20 03:53:07 PM
He has a Tent?? What a cheater.
He needs to take tips from the guys at I-Mockery and build himself a FORT.
 
2003-02-20 03:53:49 PM
Since I started frying bacon and doing coke in the middle of the night in the nude, the ghost of Chris Farley has been hangin' out.
 
2003-02-20 03:55:42 PM
Lukelightning, you're gay? You're gay, Lukelightning? :)

Sorry, long day.

 
2003-02-20 03:55:43 PM
Party at the moontower. Everybody's gonna be there.
 
2003-02-20 03:55:43 PM
He can play MY bongos naked any day ;-)
 
2003-02-20 03:58:24 PM
He's so gay. Wait, that could be wishful thinking on my part. Sorry, but the thought of him naked and playing the bongos and stoned just makes me shiver with antici....

.... pation.

Wasn't there another guy there during the naked bongo bust? Also naked?
 
2003-02-20 03:59:31 PM
Mikemir, I won't be gay unless someone says "you're gay" three times to me. It's kind of like that Beetlejuice thing.
 
2003-02-20 03:59:53 PM
Creepy.
 
2003-02-20 04:00:19 PM
I never have liked him very much. He seems to be extremely full of himself. Oh yeah, and he's nutty as squirrel shiat, too.
 
2003-02-20 04:01:52 PM
EmJSea-

Come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab...
 
2003-02-20 04:03:35 PM
Maybe Michael Jackson will let him stay over till the ghost leaves ...?
 
2003-02-20 04:03:56 PM
Bigbossman-

In just 7 days. I will make him a ma-ah-ah-ah-an.
 
2003-02-20 04:04:29 PM
I prefer playing my harpsichord naked in the middle of the nite.
 
2003-02-20 04:04:34 PM
mmmmm McConaughey....
 
2003-02-20 04:04:41 PM
Heh, I still wear my Bongo Naked tee shirt around town...and people still laugh at it too.
 
2003-02-20 04:05:38 PM

"I see bongo-playing naked people."


 
2003-02-20 04:06:40 PM
He's not gay, he's just batshiat crazy-arse insane, and so high 100% of the time on potent weed that he needs a stepladder to scratch his own butt.
 
U
2003-02-20 04:07:05 PM
pickford you'd better have your woodscrews in cause i'm gonna blow your doors off.......



there was a short period of time in the mid 90s when a group of us were basing our lives on the teachings and philosophies of wooderson. those, those were fun times.
 
2003-02-20 04:09:07 PM
I knew I thought this dude was cool for a reason. And it wasn't his appearance on SNL.
 
2003-02-20 04:12:38 PM
Nuttier than a fruitcake....but soooooo hot. I can live with it -- I'm not paying him to talk anyway....
 
2003-02-20 04:13:03 PM
And it wasn't his appearance on SNL.

"save The Babies!"

"Yaaa! Feed Them to the Whales!"
 
2003-02-20 04:14:13 PM
He'll do pushups, and situps, the snatch,

clean and jerk. . .
 
2003-02-20 04:15:03 PM
Funny Shiat. I don't know why he moved from Austin. I lived a few minutes from Lake Travis and that part of town is farking badass. Great wacky tobaccy there too.
 
2003-02-20 04:24:56 PM
Mathew Mcconaghy for NUDE RIGHTS. GO MATT!!
 
2003-02-20 04:25:06 PM
Hey man..... you got a joint ? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.....
 
2003-02-20 04:31:22 PM
You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you smoke entirely too much reefer.
 
2003-02-20 04:33:18 PM
Gay? Oh well. He's still a hottie.
 
2003-02-20 04:33:40 PM
didn't he see JLo's undies?
 
2003-02-20 04:37:14 PM
Bday55...
Who hasn't?
 
2003-02-20 04:38:10 PM
I say , that boy ain't right
 
2003-02-20 04:38:28 PM

How to lose a guy in 10 days??? It's easy...


Take him to see that colossal piece of shiat!!!


10 days??? How about 10 minutes...

 
2003-02-20 04:39:26 PM
Bday55 hasn't, he's gay.
 
2003-02-20 04:40:50 PM
Why are all the rumored-to-be-gay-but-really-straight celebrities so hot (McConaughey, Cruise, Pitt, Ben Affleck), but all the real gay celebrities are so ugly (Elton John, Boy George, umm, that's all I can think of)?
 
2003-02-20 04:41:45 PM
Nah, Matt always came across as a pretty cool guy to hang out with.

I mean if you want a Texas boy to sit on the porch and drink beer with, I'd pick this guy.

3Horn
 
2003-02-20 04:43:41 PM
Lukelightning - Are you related to Ace_Lightning? I heard he's good friends with McConaughey.
 
2003-02-20 04:46:37 PM
Ace_Lightning is my cousin. He's wicked good at darts and mini-golf. And once he got arrested for feeding a penguin.
 
2003-02-20 04:46:48 PM
Why do I always suspect Matthew McConaughy and Woody Harrelson (sp? it's been a long day)of being the same person?
 
2003-02-20 04:47:50 PM
The guy is bat-shiat crazy. If you've ever seen one of his interviews on Conan you'd understand. Someone find the transcripts about the goats and about the bears. You'll understand just how whacked out this guy is. Having said that, I met him at a UT football game in 1998, maybe 1999. He is a very cool guy, that and Sandra Buttocks was there with him.
 
2003-02-20 04:49:13 PM
Lukelightning: Don't forget Christopher Lowell and Richard Simmons!
 
2003-02-20 04:50:15 PM
Only demons should fear him
 
2003-02-20 04:51:14 PM
Richard Simmons is gay!?!?!? No way! I didn't know there were any gay members of KISS. Oh, wait, that's Gene Simmons....
 
2003-02-20 04:51:25 PM
 
43
2003-02-20 04:57:40 PM
Ah Matt. The future Mr. 43

I can't wait to open my eyes during sex and see the same face as when my eyes were closed.
 
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