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2003-02-20 02:17:18 PM
Something about the words ass and coffee together.... "I need a big steaming cup of bad ass coffee. Anybody drink a lot of whiskey after going to Taco Bell last night?"
 
2003-02-20 02:41:24 PM
I thought they would have taken care of this by now.
 
2003-02-20 02:44:14 PM
Cool name, I hope it pisses some easily offendable people off.

Victor
 
2003-02-20 02:44:34 PM
 
2003-02-20 02:45:14 PM
What about Jack Astor's? Hell, everytime I go to the convenience store a magazine is staring at me with the words "Please you man! We show you the sex tips to get him moaning with pleasure!" Not to mention all the breasts.
 
2003-02-20 02:46:03 PM
Great!
Now I can open a bar in Tuscaloosa
I'll call it
"Suck my Big Hairy Cocktails"
 
2003-02-20 02:46:05 PM
there's even a bad ass coffee shop right here in good old conservative SLC...
 
2003-02-20 02:46:11 PM
I guess they would have some Kopi Luwak coffee. For those of you who don't know, Kopi Luwak is expensive, and has already passed through the digestive system of a tree-dwelling cat-like creature called a 'palm civet'. So essentially, you're drinking ground up shiat.

now that's badass
 
2003-02-20 02:46:25 PM
I think it is a good name.

Next to it they can put up a fark You Donut shop.
 
2003-02-20 02:46:27 PM
I see it's still the 1950's down there in Dixie.
 
2003-02-20 02:48:05 PM
While at the Bad Ass Coffee Shop ,be sure try their Mother F'er Muffins, Dick Cheese Cream Puffs and my personal favorite Glazed Titty Twists
 
2003-02-20 02:48:47 PM
What a bunch of loosaz they have in Tuscaloosa

Yeah, I've got nothing.
 
2003-02-20 02:48:52 PM
I was just at one of their shops in Hawaii a few weeks ago. I'm not into coffee, but they have some really cool flavors.
 
2003-02-20 02:48:53 PM
I ate there once in Pensacola, I didn't like it and they were kinda mean and impersonal and the prices they charged were a rip - cool name though.
 
2003-02-20 02:48:53 PM
It's good stuff! We toured their coffee plantation in Kona Hawaii a couple of years ago... brought a bunch home.
 
2003-02-20 02:48:58 PM
Great, another conservative brew-ha to further highlight Alabama's bass-ackwards nature.
 
2003-02-20 02:49:09 PM
Nice original headline by the submitter. . .
 
2003-02-20 02:49:34 PM
Oh, I live in Tuscaloosa and am not in the slightest surprised this would piss off the holy rollers down here. Counting down the days to graduation...
 
2003-02-20 02:49:51 PM
Gator8387
Wouldn't it be better to call it the "Rolling Donut Shop"
The you could use the slogan
"Come take a flying fark at our rolling donut shop"
 
2003-02-20 02:50:43 PM
Gator8387: I go to the "fark you donut shop" everymorning, then get my newspaper from the "syphilic whore newstand". Then for lunch nothing beats "sticky anal warts cafe"
 
2003-02-20 02:51:31 PM
And if there's still legal trouble, perhaps they could retain Morrison and Foerster.
 
2003-02-20 02:51:37 PM
How about a tie shop.

"Cram it up yer Ascots!"
 
2003-02-20 02:52:38 PM
"Doles says if people take the name any other way, it's their problem."
It may be their problem, but it will be his problem when his shop goes under because of pressure by the local business association. DUMBASS!
 
2003-02-20 02:52:42 PM
I've lived in Tuscaloosa as well.

What an ass-backwards, shiatty city it was too...
Roll Tide
 
2003-02-20 02:52:54 PM
 
2003-02-20 02:53:50 PM
Bas Ass has been around for years. First one I saw was in Park City Utah like 6 years ago. If the Mormons are ok with the name then the Tuscaloogans should get the fark over it.
 
2003-02-20 02:54:05 PM
Maybe he should take down the 50-foot tall blinking sign.
 
2003-02-20 02:54:31 PM
Shove It Up Your Ass Proctology Clinic, P.A.
 
2003-02-20 02:55:18 PM
This is the same area where they thought NCAA was an acronym for:

National
Coalition
Against
Alabama
 
2003-02-20 02:55:18 PM
Soon to come, Jackass Coffee, Knoxville approved!
 
2003-02-20 02:56:31 PM
I can't decide who I despise more--the folks who get their panties in a twist over the name of a coffee shop, or the bozos that try to say "any other meaning is in the mind of the customer" with a straight face.
 
2003-02-20 02:56:51 PM
Ah, so BAC's being roasted.
 
2003-02-20 02:57:20 PM
Shove It Up Your Ass Proctology Clinic, P.A.

Right next to The "Stinky Digits Gynocolgy Centre"
 
2003-02-20 02:58:35 PM
That's not too bad. We've got a coffee shop around here called Muffins and shiat. Some folks complained about it, but they didn't have the political connections or dollars to do anything about it...
 
2003-02-20 02:59:22 PM
Korovyov
Fark me if I'm wrong, but aren't all lawyers Mofos?
 
2003-02-20 03:01:17 PM
conservative? T-town? Hardly, well at least the area around the University isn't. I mean we did get named one of the top ten party schools. ROLL TIDE!!!
 
2003-02-20 03:03:05 PM
sw33t!
 
2003-02-20 03:04:13 PM
CanuckGuy: "Come take a flying fark at our rolling donut shop"

That was an awful long way to go for a Vonnegut reference.
 
2003-02-20 03:04:56 PM
Educated_Comedian: Those guys seem to like the title, heh. And if they merged with the coffee company, they'd get a name Samuel L. Jackson would be proud of.
 
2003-02-20 03:07:01 PM
17-7
 
2003-02-20 03:07:48 PM
Right. Donkeys.
 
2003-02-20 03:08:19 PM
This same article (except it was Medford, OR) was posted a couple of months ago. "It's not news, it's the same crap recycled"
 
2003-02-20 03:08:28 PM
Ass Coffee? Just give me a crab juice.
 
2003-02-20 03:09:46 PM
Just more free advertisement for Bad Ass ...
 
2003-02-20 03:21:58 PM
we have a really great chain of sub/wrap shops up here called 'Bad Ass Jacks' they have fantastic stuff and not one complaint about the name!
 
2003-02-20 03:23:27 PM
The was a place in Benton harbor, MI called "Damn Good Bakery".
 
2003-02-20 03:23:43 PM
I'd go there just for using the word "ass".
 
2003-02-20 03:25:21 PM

"Okay sir, I'll bring you your coffee. Which table do I bring your coffee to ?"
"It's the table that says 'Bad Motherfarker' on it !"


 
2003-02-20 03:27:24 PM
So let me get this straight. People are willing to swallow the idea of a preemptive war based on suspect evidence, but get all choked up over the word "ass" in the name of a coffee shop.

Only in America.
 
2003-02-20 03:34:29 PM
Red light district hotel -- Big Dick's Halfway Inn
 
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