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		Like a gnat on an elephant's ass, North Korea threatens to wipe the US off the map (news.yahoo.com)		586
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Gosling

2009-06-24 11:48:57 AM

Call me when half their long-range weapons aren't duds and the other half stops falling several thousand miles short of anything that belongs to us.

lajimi

2009-06-24 11:56:48 AM

Is it time for a colorful metaphor?

Elzar

2009-06-24 11:57:15 AM

Beacuse this strategy worked so well for all the other tinpot dictators...

/ ready the history lesson

Last One Left

2009-06-24 12:03:45 PM

Do they not realize that some US Americans don't have maps, like, such as?

Walker

2009-06-24 12:07:52 PM

Good luck with that.

timujin

2009-06-24 12:09:21 PM

Elzar

2009-06-24 12:11:12 PM

FTA: On Wednesday, the top U.S. commander in South Korea, Gen. Walter Sharp, praised soldiers from U.S.-led U.N. forces who died fighting the "tyranny" of communist North Korea decades ago.

Sounds like a pep rally to me. Build up the morale before the next war starts.

/ My guess is this is already a done deal in Washington.

Gosling

2009-06-24 12:28:06 PM

Elzar: My guess is this is already a done deal in Washington.

Judging by the progress being made with the Laura Ling/Euna Lee fiasco- which I have been following- I'd wager this is just posturing. Once they get released- and all signs point to them getting released- North Korea should calm down as they won't have the leverage anymore.

Beatle_Matt

2009-06-24 12:40:24 PM

I have a feeling that a "second Korean war" may not turn out as well for the North as the first one did...

elchip

2009-06-24 12:43:14 PM

You will try.

xanadian

2009-06-24 12:48:27 PM

lajimi: Is it time for a colorful metaphor?

If by "colorful metaphor" you mean "tactical nuke," then yes.

WorldCitizen

2009-06-24 12:57:27 PM

Those ruling Kims in North Korea are some crazy ass biatches.

fenrael23

2009-06-24 01:04:52 PM

It's like watching a paraplegic retard pick a fight with an entire MMA fightcard.

3_Butt_Cheeks

2009-06-24 01:07:41 PM

Don't worry folks....there will be "CONSEQUENCES!!!"

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-06-24 01:08:36 PM

lajimi

Is it time for a colorful metaphor?

Double dumbass on North Korea!

Diogenes

2009-06-24 01:09:13 PM

"Me so ornery."

stpauler

2009-06-24 01:09:13 PM

Are you threatening me?

Jubeebee

2009-06-24 01:09:20 PM

A surprisingly apt metaphor, subby. Well done.

fenrael23: It's like watching a paraplegic retard pick a fight with an entire MMA fightcard.

This is a good one too.

IXI Jim IXI

2009-06-24 01:09:33 PM

I think this guy needs a disputed election.

phlegmmo

2009-06-24 01:09:55 PM

"I'm so ornery."
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Hybride

2009-06-24 01:10:00 PM

They've got to stay relevant somehow - not their fault Iran stole the spotlight with their elections.

Impasse

2009-06-24 01:10:09 PM

elchip: You will try.

...to act, amirite?

Existensial dyslexia

2009-06-24 01:10:26 PM

Korean War II: Electric Boogaloo!!

Car_Ramrod

2009-06-24 01:10:26 PM

I only used globes. Eat it, North Korea.

lajimi: Is it time for a colorful metaphor?

Well a double dumbass on you!

AbbeySomeone

2009-06-24 01:10:28 PM

For some reason Monty Python's Knights just flashed into my head.

realtorofthemonth

2009-06-24 01:10:28 PM

Does this mean I shouldn't go to Chicago next weekend?

Another Government Employee

2009-06-24 01:10:41 PM

phlegmmo: "I'm so ornery."

Looks like Jeff Dunham's next dummy.

RantCasey

2009-06-24 01:10:45 PM

Cue "I'm wronery...yea a writtle wronery."

funmonger

2009-06-24 01:11:21 PM

Lemme at 'em! I'll Splat 'em!

fernt

2009-06-24 01:11:22 PM

People...look on the bright side. At least now North Korea will glow at night like the south.

For a while, anyway.

DarnoKonrad

2009-06-24 01:11:37 PM

the regime prepared to hold maritime military exercises off the eastern coast.

They must have saved up enough fuel.

idrow

2009-06-24 01:11:46 PM

"Nope. No gnats in here."

CygnusDarius

2009-06-24 01:11:54 PM

Before Iran: Imma drop dis bawmb on the US!!!11!1elenventy

During Iran: Seriously, I'm gonna drop it... Plese pay attention to me.

stuffy

2009-06-24 01:12:15 PM

Im starting to think that they really want us to invade.

Gray Matter Collider

2009-06-24 01:12:23 PM

Someone should warn Antarctica. North Korea might try to No-Dong Alaska.

mediaho

2009-06-24 01:12:38 PM

Bring it, shorty.

Rye_Catcher55

2009-06-24 01:13:08 PM

1. If a N. Korean missile dropped on Japan with a bio or chem warhead, would the US...

invade N. Korea?
nuke N. Korea?
bomb N. Korea?

2. What if it were a nuclear warhead? Would that change the response?

3. If there were an invasion, would China and/or Russia be involved in the multi-national force?

Just curious what the Fark opinion is on all this... because you are all my experts. My wise, wise experts.

nimblehuman

2009-06-24 01:13:34 PM

Beatle_Matt: I have a feeling that a "second Korean war" may not turn out as well for the North as the first one did...

The only reason the first one turned out any good was due to the sudden involvement of half a million Peoples' Liberation Army soldiers from our buddy China.

On their own the DPRK would get crushed in days.

Thisbymaster

2009-06-24 01:13:38 PM

Sounds like someone needs a bottle and nappy.

cchris_39

2009-06-24 01:13:42 PM

Let's sink their stupid ship.

It's about time to call bullshiat on this guy.

Car_Ramrod

2009-06-24 01:13:44 PM

*shakes feeble little fists at Englebert Slaptyback

mediaho

2009-06-24 01:13:48 PM

budsterr

2009-06-24 01:14:05 PM

DarnoKonrad

2009-06-24 01:14:23 PM

Gato Negro: strategic missile defense is ~~a 'provocative escalation'~~ like throwing money at the tooth fairy...

nimblehuman

2009-06-24 01:14:27 PM

fernt: People...look on the bright side. At least now North Korea will glow at night like the south.

For a while, anyway.

Is that little speck in North Korea the mighty metropolis of P'yongyang?

How quaint...

imfallen_angel

2009-06-24 01:14:34 PM

came for the internet tough guys...

_{/not disappointed.
/wonder if any of you ITG realizes the implications if this was to escalade}

phlegmmo

2009-06-24 01:14:39 PM

Another Government Employee:
phlegmmo: "I'm so ornery."

Looks like Jeff Dunham's next dummy.

"Sirence! I kirr you!"
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