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(E! Online)   Megan Fox "horrified" by her mistreatment of young fan. Plans to make it up to him as long as teen's mom will look the other way for a few minutes   (eonline.com) divider line 95
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2009-06-23 03:09:59 AM  
Captain Obvious here.

I have no opinion on this story, other than that outfit in the picture showcases Megan Fox's teets quite well.
 
wee
2009-06-23 04:08:08 AM  
I think her apology was OK. She didn't know the kid had a rose. So no harm no foul, how about a BJ for the lad?
 
2009-06-23 05:08:07 AM  
I doubt the kid could survive 5 minutes with Megan.
 
2009-06-23 05:26:51 AM  
Great. Megan Fox, age 23, is horrified by her treatment of what looks like a 14-16 year old boy.

Don't we have court cases about this stuff?
 
2009-06-23 05:32:25 AM  
I was mistreated too. Where's the line?
 
2009-06-23 06:52:13 AM  
EvilEgg: I was mistreated too. Where's the line?

is this the line where we get to mistreat Meagan Fox?
if so, I'm cutting in.
 
2009-06-23 10:01:20 AM  
wee: So no harm no foul, how about a BJ for the lad?

How about a BJ for me? I'm the one who's had to read 15 Megan Fox stories a day for the last two weeks.
 
2009-06-23 10:02:28 AM  
Megan Fox "horrified" by people noticing her mistreatment of young fan.
 
2009-06-23 10:03:23 AM  
All of her hamfisted self promotion undone by an inopportune pic.
 
2009-06-23 10:03:32 AM  
Blowmonkey: wee: So no harm no foul, how about a BJ for the lad?

How about a BJ for me? I'm the one who's had to read 15 Megan Fox stories a day for the last two weeks.


BJ's for everybody!

Shotgun!
 
2009-06-23 10:03:36 AM  
That kid looks like AJ Soprano.
 
2009-06-23 10:03:38 AM  
themeaningoflifeisnot: I doubt the kid any farker could survive 5 minutes with Megan.

FTFY
 
2009-06-23 10:05:38 AM  
Meagan Fox = Fark Sponsor?
 
2009-06-23 10:06:10 AM  
When I saw that picture, it looked like she was being hurried along. Some guy had her by the left hand (pulling her?) and her right hand had a jacket or something.

I felt bad for the kid, but stuff happens. When you have a bunch of paparazzi yelling your name trying to get your attention for pictures, you probably won't catch the one sincere voice in the crowd.
 
2009-06-23 10:08:09 AM  
deadapostle: Blowmonkey: wee: So no harm no foul, how about a BJ for the lad?

How about a BJ for me? I'm the one who's had to read 15 Megan Fox stories a day for the last two weeks.

BJ's for everybody!

Shotgun!


I don't know if you've heard, but she's bisexual.

So the line might be a bit longer than initially expect.

/really
//I think it was mentioned on Fark once or twice
 
2009-06-23 10:08:55 AM  
Rose Boy is going to fap well tonight.
 
2009-06-23 10:11:14 AM  
Megan Fox is unattractive
 
2009-06-23 10:12:57 AM  
She's chew that poor kid up and spit him out...with her vag.
 
2009-06-23 10:14:28 AM  
roughridersfan: When I saw that picture, it looked like she was being hurried along. Some guy had her by the left hand (pulling her?) and her right hand had a jacket or something.

I felt bad for the kid, but stuff happens. When you have a bunch of paparazzi yelling your name trying to get your attention for pictures, you probably won't catch the one sincere voice in the crowd.


I think that's the conclusion that most people came to. But Megan's got a movie that she's trying to promote, and she knows has gotten some bad press lately due to a number of boneheaded comments she's made, so it's a good PR move on her part.
 
2009-06-23 10:16:33 AM  
jetzzfan: Megan Fox is unattractive

Skanky, yes, unattractive, I dont think so.
 
2009-06-23 10:17:23 AM  
I posted this link last night with a BETTER headline.
 
2009-06-23 10:19:29 AM  
bordergirl: I posted this link last night with a BETTER headline.

...and just like that young fan, your headline didn't even get close. Pity.
 
2009-06-23 10:20:58 AM  
FTFA: "I'm horrified-I would never do that. I'm sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose. You know I'm bisexual right?"
 
2009-06-23 10:22:04 AM  
I'm sure he's looking forward to the happy ending to this story.
 
2009-06-23 10:24:33 AM  
I think this is the point where I get fed up with hearing about her.

Yeah she's hot, but I'm officially sick of her shiat.
 
2009-06-23 10:27:47 AM  
Wait did anyone actually think she even saw the kid? Like she said she was leaving a premier so of course there will just be flashes. And come'on if you passed that kid in the street you'd probably not notice him too.
 
2009-06-23 10:28:09 AM  
docmattic: bordergirl: I posted this link last night with a BETTER headline.

...and just like that young fan, your headline didn't even get close. Pity.


No pity for me. Since Meg is bi, I'd be most likely to get a piece of her before you ever could.

/I pity da fool
 
2009-06-23 10:38:13 AM  
ScreamingInDigital: deadapostle: Blowmonkey: wee: So no harm no foul, how about a BJ for the lad?

How about a BJ for me? I'm the one who's had to read 15 Megan Fox stories a day for the last two weeks.

BJ's for everybody!

Shotgun!

I don't know if you've heard, but she's bisexual.

So the line might be a bit longer than initially expect.

/really
//I think it was mentioned on Fark once or twice


I call bullsh*t.

There's no way she's bi. You're just making that up. I notice you don't cite any articles, or offer any proof whatsoever.

How dare you sully this hard-working young woman's name like that? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
 
2009-06-23 10:38:46 AM  
themeaningoflifeisnot: I doubt the kid could survive 5 minutes with Megan.

I dont think I would survive 5 minutes with Megan.

/knows my limits
//still try
 
2009-06-23 10:41:31 AM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: themeaningoflifeisnot: I doubt the kid could survive 5 minutes with Megan.

I dont think I would survive 5 minutes with Megan.

/knows my limits
//still try


I only need about 30 seconds with her and I'll be happy.
 
2009-06-23 10:41:33 AM  
bordergirl: docmattic: bordergirl: I posted this link last night with a BETTER headline.

...and just like that young fan, your headline didn't even get close. Pity.

No pity for me. Since Meg is bi, I'd be most likely to get a piece of her before you ever could.

/I pity da fool


Well, if she's bi, then technically that'd give each of us an equal shot.

Come to think of it, after touching her getting some shots would probably be medically advisable.
 
2009-06-23 10:45:41 AM  
I can't wait until Transformers comes out and I don't need to hear about this moron every five minutes.
 
2009-06-23 10:50:42 AM  
I'd give her two minute she'd soon forget.

/just sayin'
 
2009-06-23 10:50:54 AM  
Did anyone mention that she's bi?

/tired meme is tired.
 
2009-06-23 11:06:03 AM  
Lou Stoolz 2009-06-23 10:12:57 AM
She's chew that poor kid up and spit him out...with her vag.


I'm down.

bordergirl 2009-06-23 10:28:09 AM
docmattic: bordergirl: I posted this link last night with a BETTER headline.

...and just like that young fan, your headline didn't even get close. Pity.

No pity for me. Since Meg is bi, I'd be most likely to get a piece of her before you ever could.

/I pity da fool


Possibly. But, until we see a pic from you, we can't be to sure...
 
2009-06-23 11:06:15 AM  
From the sound of her slurring, I'm guessing the mug was full of scotch.
 
2009-06-23 11:21:09 AM  
Coiled Hot 1: I only need about 30 seconds with her and I'll be happy.

Planning on cuddling?
 
2009-06-23 11:23:16 AM  
Coiled Hot 1 2009-06-23 10:16:33 AM jetzzfan: Megan Fox is unattractive Skanky, yes, unattractive, I dont think so
============================================================

Her boobs are much too big for her body, she's too skinny, and her hair style is something that looks like a caveman.

She has potential. Get a new hairstyle. Different makeup. Gain 10 pounds. And wear a bra. Then maybe I can say she's damn cute.

Cause she WAS damn cute in the 1st transformers movie.
 
2009-06-23 11:24:41 AM  
She needs to handle this like a Michael Scott apology video.
 
2009-06-23 11:24:51 AM  
Kid looks like a younger Patton Oswalt.
 
2009-06-23 11:26:39 AM  
Oh.
Ooh, makin` love.
Makin` love for two.
Makin` love for two minutes.
When it`s with me you only need two minutes, `cause I`m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
 
2009-06-23 11:29:16 AM  
jake3988: Coiled Hot 1 2009-06-23 10:16:33 AM jetzzfan: Megan Fox is unattractive Skanky, yes, unattractive, I dont think so
============================================================

Her boobs are much too big for her body
, she's too skinny, and her hair style is something that looks like a caveman.

She has potential. Get a new hairstyle. Different makeup. Gain 10 pounds. And wear a bra. Then maybe I can say she's damn cute.

Cause she WAS damn cute in the 1st transformers movie.



Does not compute.....
 
2009-06-23 11:30:27 AM  
jake3988: She has potential. Get a new hairstyle. Different makeup. Gain 10 pounds. And wear a bra. Then maybe I can say she's damn cute.

and sandblast the tats.
 
2009-06-23 11:34:37 AM  
Tyrone Biggums: themeaningoflifeisnot: I doubt the kid any farker could survive 5 minutes seconds with Megan.

FTFY
 
2009-06-23 11:34:51 AM  
she should become a teacher than she can have as many 14yr olds she wants...
 
2009-06-23 11:35:13 AM  
Her poker tell of scratching her nose made that seem insincere. Either that, or she was just coked up still from the night before.

jake3988: Her boobs are much too big for her body

img507.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-23 11:42:43 AM  
What an insincere twat.
 
2009-06-23 11:43:29 AM  
Toe thumbs
 
2009-06-23 11:44:39 AM  
That coward David Lopan: Lou Stoolz 2009-06-23 10:12:57 AM
She's chew that poor kid up and spit him out...with her vag.

I'm down.

bordergirl 2009-06-23 10:28:09 AM
docmattic: bordergirl: I posted this link last night with a BETTER headline.

...and just like that young fan, your headline didn't even get close. Pity.

No pity for me. Since Meg is bi, I'd be most likely to get a piece of her before you ever could.

/I pity da fool

Possibly. But, until we see a pic from you, we can't be to sure...


/clicks on That coward David Lopan's profile

I see, so since you were the co-captain of your football team and you were on the wrestling team you need a pic of me so that you can decide if I am "hitable"?! LOL. Yeah, ok. I don't have to validify that at all. I would post a pic, but alas, former co-captain of your football team, I would never be attractive enough for your standards.

Don't you have to go somewhere in 15 minutes, like the gym?
 
2009-06-23 11:48:02 AM  
Blowmonkey: wee: So no harm no foul, how about a BJ for the lad?

How about a BJ for me? I'm the one who's had to read 15 Megan Fox stories a day for the last two weeks.


You poor thing. Everyone should get blowjobs for consciously clicking on articles and reading through their entirety on their own.
 
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