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(Some Guy)   C3PO, Hal and the Lost in Space robot were all gay   ( divider line
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3471 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-10 12:04:50 AM  
Mad magazine mentioned how gayish C3PO was in their Star Wars spoof back in the 70's.C3PO always bothered me,ayways.
2001-09-10 12:09:05 AM  
Should be tagged "Obvious"
2001-09-10 12:13:19 AM  
They forgot about that robot character from Power Rangers. The one that lived with the floating head.
2001-09-10 12:25:15 AM  
holy robots batman! (yes i heard that on the batman episode clever?) i couldn't read the page because of that background...eyes..kept..shifting....
2001-09-10 12:27:17 AM  
i quit reading once i got to him calling the transformers gay.
2001-09-10 12:38:29 AM  
The guy confuses androgeny with homosexuality.
2001-09-10 12:44:30 AM  
No, these robots are all definately gay as a football bat.
2001-09-10 12:56:34 AM  
"Other homosexual characteristics include: neatness, good grammer, shiny hair, and an unwillingness to use violence unless necessary"

I need to start using bad grammar and beating the shiat out of people, or they're going to think I'm gay?
2001-09-10 01:11:54 AM  
I wondered why that topps star wars trading card with C3P0 was so collectible on E-bay(The one with the huge metallic shlong).Gay dudes with robot fetishes!
2001-09-10 01:17:45 AM  
They left out ( no pun intended ) , Cy-Borg and Gay Bob Doll from Frank Zappa's 1979 " Joe's Garage "
......... plook me now you savage rascal ...........
2001-09-10 02:22:10 AM  
ok.. we are grabbing at straws now......

this is almost the stupidest thing I have read on Fark.
2001-09-10 03:08:23 AM  
It's funny how much more acceptable anti-homosecx comments are than racism and such
2001-09-10 04:38:05 AM  
hey, wait a minute.... my bro is gay.
does that mean he is a robot?????
2001-09-10 04:38:48 AM  
Pheh. I wouldn't say these were so much anti-homosexual as just poking a bit of fun. I'd say if anyone happened to be offended by it, the problem's on their end.
2001-09-10 04:38:51 AM  
are we talking about the robots that eat old people's medicine?..... cause that is SCARY
2001-09-10 05:14:44 AM  
I wanted a lighter term than 'anti' but I couldn't think of one, and homophobic is such a loaded word. Imagine if this were a page about robots who are black, with comments about big robo-penises or something.. I would rather if noone got offended by that, but crap, I'd at least expect some people to be. Gay-ism or whatever just seems to be more socially acceptable, like alcohol or rape.
2001-09-10 05:21:05 AM  
the robot from lost in space was actually a member of NARBLA.
2001-09-10 06:18:23 AM  
Data wasn't gay.
Neither was Tracks. :P

I have to agree with Karpage and FRKBOY.

2001-09-10 07:27:12 AM  
What about those robots from The Black Hole? Wait, nevermind...
2001-09-10 07:46:17 AM  
Anyone else find the background on this site to be offensive to ze eyeballs?? Sometimes I think the body background attribute should be purposely left out of HTML for dummies tutorials, eh?
2001-09-10 08:28:35 AM  
My eyeballs have gone fuzzy
2001-09-10 08:51:39 AM  
We have all become stupider for having to endure that....
2001-09-10 09:57:49 AM  
I think he's trying to get people to humiliate themselves by taking it seriously and ten commenting on it.
2001-09-10 10:18:34 AM  
It's funny how much more acceptable anti-homosecx comments are than racism and such

What I find interesting is how people on the political left are so quick to fling accusations of homosexuality at those with whom they disagree, and in the most offensive terms possible. Must be that tolerance and inclusion only apply until you need a good insult to use.

By the way, the article is a pile of brain mulch. Thank God I preserved my IQ by quitting after the first two sentences.
2001-09-10 10:29:58 AM  
Brain mulch? More like brain compost. that article sucked. And now I've got a headache from that farking background.
2001-09-10 10:32:44 AM  
The background on that damn website really fecked with my eyes.
2001-09-10 10:33:42 AM  
hmmmm..funny, I just noticed that it fecked with other ppls eyes as well.
2001-09-10 11:23:35 AM  
Huh??? What's this guy on?? ... And where can I get some?

This guy neglects to note that several of these robots have had "relations" with either other robots (or humans) of the opposite sex... Cases in point: Data, and Rosie... If anything then you may call them bi-, but not gay... This guy is clueless!
2001-09-10 11:25:39 AM  
"And when it was time for battle, Star Wars' resident robo-queer always cowered and watched Luke and Han whip out their Light Sabres"

I don't remember Han whipping out a Light Saber.
2001-09-10 11:39:46 AM  
GAH! Eyes ... bluring ... must ... resist ... urge to ... kill!

Oh, and Phineas, while hardly whipping one out, Han did use a light saber briefly in the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.

That doesn't change how damned idiotic this page was though.
2001-09-10 12:14:04 PM  
Really? You mean when he cut open that creature on Hoth?
2001-09-10 12:42:32 PM  
What about that movie "The Ice Pirates". Talk about fagala robots galore. Oy!
2001-09-10 01:00:03 PM  
oh my god...the background...eyes...brain not functioning...ow!
2001-09-10 01:35:11 PM  
Phineas : Yes, the tauntaun. From that scene we get the often mis-used quote "And I thought these things smelled bad ... on the outside."

This site still sucks Wookie dong though.
2001-09-10 02:01:34 PM  
Sheesh!! Not so much as a mention of the "gay dalek" sketch.
2001-09-10 02:39:45 PM  
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2001-09-10 03:22:56 PM  
Here is an HAL emulator for PC's and Mac's. Stupid little gay computer.
2001-09-10 03:23:03 PM  
Here is an HAL emulator for PC's and Mac's. Stupid little gay computer.
2001-09-10 03:56:53 PM  
Just too... mechanical...

Oh, we'll be laughing at this in a few years time when truly realistic sex robots become available, for a reasonable price.

Be careful what you ask for, you will get it.
2001-09-10 07:21:49 PM  
boy, that webpage's vertical stripes made it look so slender and healthy, no wonder it's number one!
2001-09-10 08:13:23 PM  
C3PO is obviously gay, and R2D2 is just the right height for... nevermind.

Data? No way. He did Yar, and besides, if Data were gay, he would have fixed that lousy makeup years ago.
2001-09-10 08:52:07 PM  
We are the homo robots
We are here to protect you
From the terrible secret of vaginas
Do not listen to the Catholic robot
He is malfunctioning
2001-09-10 09:59:25 PM  
It's about time, they're filed gay!
2001-09-10 10:16:03 PM  
"Aiktor, vous avez du style!"
"Oh! Madame est trop bonne . . .
je connais mes defauts . . .
mes elans ont quequechose de mecanique."
(Jean-Claude Forest, Barbarella)
2001-09-17 11:04:53 AM  
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