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(Contact Music)   Katy Perry would like everyone to know that she is not a lesbian per se, but she does enjoy hitting on attractive women. She may not have released a second album yet, but she's clearly doing her best to market the first   ( contactmusic.com) divider line
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2009-06-21 07:58:08 PM  
I heard she kissed a girl once... I've always wondered how she reacted to it...
 
2009-06-21 08:29:48 PM  
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Per se?
 
2009-06-21 10:11:29 PM  
Dear Katy Perry:

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Go away now.
 
2009-06-21 10:48:46 PM  
I knew I had this in my bucket for a reason.

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2009-06-21 11:11:14 PM  
This is what we call a flash in the pan.
 
2009-06-21 11:17:23 PM  
Jill Sobule's song of the same name was better and she's a far more skilled writer/musician than this pop-tart.

She's taking the whole Katy Perry thing in stride, which is cool (new window)
 
2009-06-21 11:32:28 PM  
Say, did anyone hear this?

Megan Fox is bisexual.
 
2009-06-21 11:43:40 PM  

IrateShadow: This is what we call a flash in the pan.


I'd flash her pan.
 
2009-06-22 01:24:20 AM  
Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?
 
2009-06-22 04:49:43 AM  

theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?


No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'
 
2009-06-22 07:54:45 AM  

Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'


No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.
 
2009-06-22 07:56:15 AM  
Get lost, you boring fake.
 
2009-06-22 07:59:07 AM  
I can't wait until in ten years when her career is over and she has to living in a house on some reality show with Xzibit and other washed-up flash-in-a-pans.
 
2009-06-22 08:24:16 AM  

bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.


No, that was Orlando Bloom.
 
2009-06-22 10:17:15 AM  

StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.


Well played
 
2009-06-22 11:49:56 AM  

dominic.arenas: Say, did anyone hear this?

Megan Fox is bisexual.


Finally - Sarcastica75's alt is outed.
 
2009-06-22 01:46:29 PM  
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Ok I had to
 
2009-06-22 04:46:20 PM  

StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.


You're thinking of Orlando Jones.
 
2009-06-22 07:01:13 PM  

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.


Nono, that was Osmosis Jones
 
2009-06-22 09:30:45 PM  

Jamdug!: Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

Nono, that was Osmosis Jones


You're trying to say Osteoporosis, I think.
 
2009-06-22 10:02:32 PM  

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.


The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

/ Was thinking about him. A bit. But I'm fully dressed!
// None of it strictly true...
 
2009-06-22 10:24:29 PM  
StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?


Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.
 
2009-06-23 07:58:07 AM  

The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.


Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.
 
2009-06-23 11:16:51 AM  
katy's recent "i'm not a real lesbian" jag probably comes from being hit too many time by diesel dykes...or perhaps one in particular.

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2009-06-24 12:13:26 AM  

StormDawg: The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.


Probably because Conan took over his show.
 
2009-06-24 08:26:53 AM  

zodar99: StormDawg: The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.

Probably because Conan took over his show.


conan? really? i didn't know that.

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2009-06-24 09:18:53 PM  

blick: zodar99: StormDawg: The English Major: StormDawg

Jness: StormDawg: bush: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: theurge14: Katy Perry, isn't she the brunette from Tatu?

No, she's the chick from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Tin Man'

No, that was Tina Fey.

Katy Perry is the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean.

No, that was Orlando Bloom.

You're thinking of Orlando Jones.

The guy who played Darth Vader? Why would I be thinking about him?

Way to bring James Earle Ray into the thread.

Can't help it. His "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" bit was comedy gold. Never understood why he faded into obscurity.

Probably because Conan took over his show.

conan? really? i didn't know that.


He didn't just take over the show. He took over the whole freakin' state of California!
 
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