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(NCBuy)   Giant celery stalk needed for record-breaking Bloody Mary   ( divider line
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2003-02-20 08:13:17 AM  
If i were a mod i would change this as soon as possible before all the grammar mongers get ahold of it.
2003-02-20 08:16:30 AM  
Would you REALLY want a 15ft piece of celery? Something tells me they don't grow naturally that way...
2003-02-20 08:20:44 AM  
"Interested farmers should send digital photos of their celery to sbe­c­ke­r[nospam-﹫-backwards]rp­enyo­c*co­m"

and ONLY celery, ok?
2003-02-20 08:20:47 AM  
is that from an ICQ log? now im not normally a grammar nazi but this is really, really stupid!
2003-02-20 08:21:36 AM  
i hate celery.
2003-02-20 08:23:01 AM  
I'm a celery stalk-er... does that count?
2003-02-20 08:30:45 AM  
I have waited 5 hours for links to get posted and end up with this. *sigh*
2003-02-20 08:31:20 AM  
How does one stalk celery? Just stand there and stare at it?
2003-02-20 08:31:45 AM  
But bartenders still need a celery stalk and are stalking American farmers in hopes of finding the world's largest
ha...oh wait it's not funny
2003-02-20 08:32:34 AM  
I've got your giant celery stalk right here, baybeeeeee...
2003-02-20 08:36:41 AM  
They should check the celery farms around 3 Mile Island or Chernobyl. Or, they could make one out of papier mache. After all, this is Mardi Gras.
2003-02-20 08:37:28 AM  
Can celery take out a restraining order?
2003-02-20 08:38:27 AM  
I don't want to be a playa hayta but You don't use celery on Bloody Mary's, you put celery on Bloody Ceasars.
2003-02-20 08:42:40 AM  
I wouldn't have thought so, Bris - it's hard enough to strain it once...

*gets coat*
2003-02-20 09:06:36 AM  
I wonder if they are going to use a 15ft straw to dring the darn thing.
2003-02-20 09:12:12 AM  
Well I don't have Sleeper on DVD to do a screen capture, but there was 15ft celery in that movie.
2003-02-20 09:18:14 AM  
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(first time trying to post an image. Please be merciful.)

2003-02-20 09:19:41 AM  
They should heck out Alaska. With six months of 24-hour sunlight, their produce gets huge. In 2000, they broke the record for celery, with 49.1 lbs (, but no mention of how long that was.

If you check out the link, look at the lettuce. It looks big enough to be a prop for another Body Snatchers film.
2003-02-20 09:28:48 AM  
Please pass that bloody mary my way...I could use a huge one right now.
2003-02-20 10:08:20 AM  
Big hangover cure.
2003-02-20 10:14:13 AM  
They did say we were supposed to send them digital pictures of our penises right? I hope so, cuz thats what I sent.
2003-02-20 10:26:40 AM  
It's really annoying when news websites report on something that so obviously needs a picture to go along with the story yet they don't bother including one. WTF?
2003-02-20 10:44:57 AM  
ANT, I saw in another trhead that you like WRC and cars that everyone can afford, "underdogs". So do I. I have a friend here in MD who is putting together a Toyota Starlet for racing. (this may exceed his bandwidth but ill try it) His site if you want to check it out is
2003-02-20 10:54:27 AM  
ANT, I saw in another trhead that you like WRC and cars that everyone can afford, "underdogs". So do I. I have a friend here in MD who is putting together a Toyota Starlet for racing.

Cool. Someone needs to preserve all these classic Japanese cars.
2003-02-20 10:59:43 AM  
if she don't come
I'll tickle her bum
with a lump of celer-ee

2003-02-20 11:55:55 AM  
seems like they shoulda given farmers more than a week to come up with the biggest stalk ever
2003-02-20 12:42:51 PM  
Yeah I got your giant celery stalk right here baby.
2003-02-20 08:51:41 PM  
Sucks to be them when the guy sends it back cause it's garnished wrong.. What they actually want is a giant lime...
2003-02-21 04:45:08 PM  
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2003-02-21 04:52:49 PM  
2003-02-21 04:54:38 PM  
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