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(USA Today)   One dead after numerous armed gunmen attempt hostile takeover of Albuquerque Denny's   (usatoday.com) divider line 120
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2009-06-21 01:09:41 AM  
That is just farkin weird.
 
2009-06-21 01:49:59 AM  
TFA: 9:30 a.m. Saturday

¿Qué?
 
2009-06-21 02:13:15 AM  
Maybe they were just sick of being denied service.

/Yay stereotypes and jumping to wild conclusions!
 
rmz
2009-06-21 02:19:37 AM  
Of all the places that you could take over...a Denny's? Really?
 
2009-06-21 02:48:22 AM  
If you want to experience the remnants of America's wild west, visit New Mexico.
 
2009-06-21 03:42:23 AM  
Didn't the gunmen realize they could've had it their way at Burger King?
 
2009-06-21 03:43:01 AM  
Okay, its happened. After the years nothing on FARK has really surprised me... until now. Armed takeover of DENNY'S! WFT! God just take me now!!!
 
2009-06-21 03:43:32 AM  
That dennys was a drug transfer post, where they'd load up kilo's of coke and send it out in different directions out across the states.

At least, that's what common sense is saying.
 
2009-06-21 03:45:35 AM  
Honey Bunny: Any of you farking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfarking last one of ya!
 
2009-06-21 03:46:25 AM  
Their GPS coordinates they were given for the diamond exchange across the street were...well...wrong.
 
2009-06-21 03:46:44 AM  
Wow.

They held up

a

god damn

Denny's.

The fark is wrong with criminals?
 
Tui
2009-06-21 03:47:07 AM  
SwingingJohnson: Honey Bunny: Any of you farking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfarking last one of ya!

Came here to say:

Wanted for questioning:

i34.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-21 03:47:44 AM  
www.bmfwallets.com
 
2009-06-21 03:48:19 AM  
My Hammy Vice...
 
2009-06-21 03:49:43 AM  
CheddarPants: TFA: 9:30 a.m. Saturday

¿Qué?


Posted 10h 35m ago so yes that would have been Saturday morning. And any that's been to or lives in ALBQ knows that is about par for the course.
 
2009-06-21 03:50:50 AM  
Hamby says detectives have more than 60 witnesses to interview, and not all saw the same thing. Witnesses reported seeing from two to six suspects.

"Give me the Moon over My Hammy, you farking cocksucker."
"Give me the Moon over My Hammy, you farking cocksucker."
"Give me the Moon over My Hammy, you farking cocksucker."
"Give me the Moon over My Hammy, you farking cocksucker."
"Give me the Moon over My Hammy, you farking cocksucker."
 
2009-06-21 03:51:01 AM  
A Denny's? I care about a Denny's? Just let 'em have the damn place!

meh, skinink was funnier
 
2009-06-21 03:51:14 AM  
Shut the fark up, fatman.
 
2009-06-21 03:51:35 AM  
God I miss living in New Mexico.
 
2009-06-21 03:53:10 AM  
Tui: SwingingJohnson: Honey Bunny: Any of you farking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfarking last one of ya!

Came here to say:

Wanted for questioning:


My thoughts exactly. Way to beat me to it.
 
Ral
2009-06-21 03:54:35 AM  
farking amateurs. Who the hell robs a Denny's?
 
2009-06-21 03:54:44 AM  
What?
 
2009-06-21 03:54:46 AM  
mancer0: Okay, its happened. After the years nothing on FARK has really surprised me... until now. Armed takeover of DENNY'S! WFT! God just take me now!!!

Better than that -- attempted armed takeover of Denny's. I would have thought one guy with a stick would have been enough firepower.

/fail
 
2009-06-21 03:54:51 AM  
Denny's has too many windows. Cracker Barrel makes a much better fort.
 
2009-06-21 03:56:07 AM  
yes, we are beer drinkers.
yes, we are hell raisers...
 
2009-06-21 04:04:02 AM  
Biatch should have brought me my "Moon over My Hammy" like I asked.
 
2009-06-21 04:04:04 AM  
The "restaurant" business in New Mexico is tough...

blogs.amctv.com

/obscure
//fantastic show
 
2009-06-21 04:08:34 AM  
Doc Batarang: Their GPS coordinates they were given for the diamond exchange across the street were...well...wrong.

Well, they should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
 
2009-06-21 04:17:32 AM  
Blues Drive Monster: Doc Batarang: Their GPS coordinates they were given for the diamond exchange across the street were...well...wrong.

Well, they should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.


I was thinking more about those people from last month who had their house demolished because the construction company cheaped out on a land survey.
 
2009-06-21 04:21:16 AM  
raccoon2k: /obscure

On Fark? Surely you jest.
 
2009-06-21 04:21:37 AM  
The gunman escaped in a victim's 1995 Buick Century.

assets3.indy.com
 
2009-06-21 04:21:40 AM  
I've eaten at that Dennys. They put onions in my brother's blueberry pancakes and the service was awful, so we never went back. I guess that's just as well now.
 
2009-06-21 04:21:58 AM  
Let me get this straight
1) There was a 9:30 AM 'armed takeover' of a Denny's on a Saturday.
2) There were 100 people inside and for the sake of discussion say they were all eating a $5.99 Grand Slam with no extras.
3) Being a Saturday this was the largest breakfast shift, and the Denny's had few receipts from earlier customers. (say 40 x $6 = $240)
4) The customers had enough money to pay for their meals, and maybe twice as much in their wallets.
5) Thus the most money could be made by robbing all the customers of their breakfast money and wallets (100 x $6 x 2 = $1200) + $240 = $1440.

I'm not sure if any of the robbers thought this out.
 
d52
2009-06-21 04:25:04 AM  
 
2009-06-21 04:26:42 AM  
raccoon2k: The "restaurant" business in New Mexico is tough...



/obscure
//fantastic show


as good as...fark you, i'll say it; better that The Wire.
 
2009-06-21 04:27:03 AM  
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandary full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours there's still a little place called Albuquerque.
 
2009-06-21 04:27:15 AM  
HairBolus: I'm not sure if any of the robbers thought this out.

They were told that there would be no math.
 
2009-06-21 04:27:53 AM  
She's dead.

It's no longer a funny movie moment. It's just sad.

They killed someone for money.
 
2009-06-21 04:29:23 AM  
And everybody died, except for me. You wanna know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position.
 
2009-06-21 04:32:28 AM  
Is Omarion okay?
 
2009-06-21 04:33:26 AM  
belowner: She's dead.

It's no longer a funny movie moment. It's just sad.

They killed someone for money.


It's worse: "People inside told police one of the gunmen slipped on the floor inside the kitchen.

When a 19-year old female employee made a comment about it, the gunmen shot her, killing her."
 
2009-06-21 04:33:39 AM  
You never know what will happen when you eat at Denny's. Maybe you'll have an okay meal, maybe you'll get robbed, maybe some crackhead will try to amputate his arm because he thought he injected an airbubble into his vein. (Pops like a fresh vein)
 
2009-06-21 04:35:06 AM  
What was her name? We need a self-important semi-poetic phrase to make us all feel sympathetic and relevent to the Denny's cause.
 
2009-06-21 04:43:42 AM  
Were they Basij?
 
2009-06-21 04:46:45 AM  
Oh Noes! Not Armed Gunmen?! If only they were unarmed gunmen...
 
2009-06-21 04:54:56 AM  
Aboleth: Were they Basij?

No, the american basij are stalking abortion clinics...
 
2009-06-21 04:58:16 AM  
You farkers know better than to invoke Moons Over My Hammie at 2AM. You say that, and you don't have one to spare, that's a farkin beat down if ever there was one.
 
2009-06-21 05:01:03 AM  
It's worse: "People inside told police one of the gunmen slipped on the floor inside the kitchen.

When a 19-year old female employee made a comment about it, the gunmen shot her, killing her."


Seriously, had I been there, that would've been me. I would've been huddled by the POS with two other servers, making wisecracks about all the a-holes in there. I may have even drawn a little cartoon about it. Pretty much like every other shift I have ever worked, really. It makes me curious, who was this mystery smarta$$ server?
 
2009-06-21 05:01:51 AM  
Dog Food Afternoon
 
2009-06-21 05:04:34 AM  
Anyone remember this:

Luby's (new window)

My ex-girlfriend worked was there, had nightmares all the time.
 
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