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(Yahoo)   Weird 911 calls, including how to give "mouth to snout" to a pig   ( divider line
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1704 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-10 12:36:49 AM  
best episode ever.
2001-09-10 12:50:01 AM  
Too funny!!

Someone forwarded a super hysterical "call gone wrong" to me, but, alas, I am a doofus and wouldn't even begin to know how to post it. I would be happy to forward it to any Farkers that are interested. Trust me. It's ROTFLYAO funny!

Squinth ;)
2001-09-10 12:59:10 AM  
Squinth - I'd be interested in hearing it.

About the deer story... that damn clip makes me almost piss my pants and cry every time I hear it.

I need a bambalance!
2001-09-10 01:04:29 AM  

Should I use your hotmail address in your profile?
2001-09-10 03:15:49 AM  
RealAudio files of real 911 calls here:

Some are quite disturbing.. in particular the one labeled "No Address" under the category "Crimes in Progress", which will make you sleep with the lights on.
2001-09-10 08:28:47 AM  
hehehe. The story starts out Never underestimate human stupidity. Shouldn't that be this? Never underestimate human stupidity
2001-09-10 09:10:03 AM  
Some of these have to be pranks. The guy who called with his feelings hurt reminds me of the Jerky Boys gag. "...and I fell down the stairs and by glasses broke and my shoes flew off and I was really badly hurt, emotionally..."

Oh, and putting 911 on speed-dial is pathetic. Cats and tomatos,? Man.
2001-09-10 09:44:16 AM  
That deer call originated in Georgia somewhere. My uncle was working as a dispatcher in South Carolina and got that through the grapevine like 12 years ago. I remember playing that thing over and over and just pissing laughing.

'Yeah, on, the dog is bitin my ass! Got'dammit c'mere'

2001-09-10 10:42:28 AM  
Squinth, that'd be fine. Is it a large file? If it can fit on a disk, send it. Otherwise I'll have to figure something else out. (Hotmail blocks all attachments over 2MB.)
2001-09-10 12:27:49 PM  

The file is 6.49 kb. I sent it to you last night. You should have it. Let me know what ya think!!

Squinth ;)
2001-09-10 05:57:18 PM  
I'm waiting for one of my calls to make it onto the internet. I have a few that have made it to our state training level but I havn't found any of mine on line yet. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing.
2001-09-17 01:02:32 PM  
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