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The_Original_Roxtar		2009-06-19 02:57:56 PM

B 4.

Rockstone		2009-06-19 02:57:59 PM

Good- hope it works out!

Berz		2009-06-19 02:59:23 PM

ohhh battle shiatps

T. Dawg		2009-06-19 02:59:38 PM

I hope they're playing old school and not the one with the irritating sounds and lights.

PhoenixInFlames		2009-06-19 02:59:52 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: B 4.

Hit.

G-5

toonz		2009-06-19 02:59:56 PM

act B9 while Seals sneak underneath and plant C4

The_Original_Roxtar		2009-06-19 03:00:45 PM

PhoenixInFlames: The_Original_Roxtar: B 4.

Hit.

G-5

asshole, you sank my carrier

B-3

phlegmmo		2009-06-19 03:00:46 PM

North Korean Navy = junk

NYRBill		2009-06-19 03:01:34 PM

toonz: act B9 while Seals sneak underneath and plant C4

+1

tedbundee		2009-06-19 03:01:35 PM

Hm... I smell

www.thegameshop.com

/hot

PJ_the_Barbarian		2009-06-19 03:01:43 PM

So I heard this on the radio, didn't make it up, but enjoyed it enough to pass on: North Korea threatening the US resembles this more than anything else:

i99.photobucket.com

gorgor		2009-06-19 03:01:56 PM

Kinda rusty....
http://tinyurl.com/nqkuy6
(copy and paste)

Bonanza Jellybean		2009-06-19 03:02:00 PM

FTFA: "The USS John McCain, a navy destroyer, will intercept the ship Kang Nam..."

Farkin' Nam, man.

choice and consequence		2009-06-19 03:02:01 PM

More like:
www.ugo.com

Foaming		2009-06-19 03:02:01 PM

phlegmmo: North Korean Navy = junk

Heh

Duke_leto_Atredes		2009-06-19 03:02:04 PM

this will get out of hand......

Rogue71371		2009-06-19 03:03:01 PM

paygun		2009-06-19 03:03:04 PM

North Korea is the Lindsay Lohan of countries.

Pickerel		2009-06-19 03:03:06 PM

phlegmmo: North Korean Navy = junk

...nice.

USCLaw2010		2009-06-19 03:03:18 PM

"Mr. President, the North Koreans are smuggling nuclear weapons on a ship along with several tons of wharrgarbl."

Obama: "We need to retaliate with more wharrgarbl than they can handle. Send in the USS John McCain."

fifthhorseman		2009-06-19 03:03:22 PM

So poor growing up we played battleship w/ pen and paper. Either that or parents got sick of stepping on pegs.

E6

El Craulerino		2009-06-19 03:03:43 PM

Between Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan and N Korea...isnt it about now that the aliens show up at tell us to get our shiat together?

tedbundee		2009-06-19 03:03:49 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: FTFA: "The USS John McCain, a navy destroyer, will intercept the ship Kang Nam..."

Farkin' Nam, man.

fuKang Nam

Tricky Chicken		2009-06-19 03:03:55 PM

This could be very much like attacking a shark with a well bloodied tuna with its fins cut off.

Atomic Spunk		2009-06-19 03:04:00 PM

This is just wonderful. I'm in Hawaii - well within striking distance of a nuclear warhead from N. Korea. I'll be listening for the civil defense sirens today. What a sick situation.

bukketmaster		2009-06-19 03:04:04 PM

USCLaw2010		2009-06-19 03:04:14 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: this will get out of hand......

Do you feel lucky enough to live through it?

Ima10urin8		2009-06-19 03:04:15 PM

PJ_the_Barbarian North Korea threatening the US resembles this more than anything else:

right up until that crazy fark sends a nuke our way.

self defense turns straight to offense

aggravatedmonkey		2009-06-19 03:04:16 PM

/hot like a mushroom cloud

saymoof		2009-06-19 03:04:26 PM

The ship is actually full of new iPhones. Damn you, NOKOs!!!!!

Pair-o-Dice		2009-06-19 03:04:33 PM

This is not good...for Obama

/North Korea. Nuke it from orbit. It IS the only way to be sure.

signaljammer		2009-06-19 03:04:36 PM

Its not my joke, but why don't they just hide the nukes in a shipping container of cocaine?

Weaver95		2009-06-19 03:04:40 PM

On June 12, the UN voted in favor of harsher sanctions against North Korea, specifically authorizing a boarding at sea in this case.

There's an entry in my blog with more detail. Basically tho, China backed off and told NK that they were on their own with this. NK said that any attempt to board them would be considered an act of war.

Of course...NK has said that giving them the time of day is an act of war too...but now they've got nukes so it's a bit more of a touchy situation than before.

PhoenixInFlames		2009-06-19 03:04:48 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: PhoenixInFlames: The_Original_Roxtar: B 4.

Hit.

G-5

asshole, you sank my carrier

B-3

Damn... there went my submarine...

C-7

tedbundee		2009-06-19 03:05:01 PM

BINGO

luken8r		2009-06-19 03:05:18 PM

phlegmmo: North Korean Navy = junk

Or soon to be

ihatedumbpeople		2009-06-19 03:05:45 PM

I really think it's funny....N.Korea REALLY should have waited a while before making these threats...personally, i think we should just eliminate every single major target in that country. Take our their reactors, processing plants, everything.

Embargoes only hurt the little people, the military is what we want to hurt. The civilians over there aren't going to be better off until this nutjob is out of commission.

Weaver95		2009-06-19 03:05:46 PM

er...board their ships at sea....

yeah. i'm going to get more coffee now.

Pair-o-Dice		2009-06-19 03:06:12 PM

Hmmmmm, Obama sends The McCain to the chinese gulf.
That could be a soap opera plot.

Teknowaffle		2009-06-19 03:06:33 PM

FTA:
North Korea has said that any attempt to board its ships would be viewed as an act of war and promised "100- or 1,000-fold" retaliation if provoked.

Lil Kim: You send one man on our ships, we will send a thousand on to yours. You send 10 we will send 10000. We will sink your ship with our crushing weight!!!

AnEvilGuest		2009-06-19 03:06:35 PM

PJ_the_Barbarian: So I heard this on the radio, didn't make it up, but enjoyed it enough to pass on: North Korea threatening the US resembles this more than anything else:

They can't threaten the US but they can threaten South Korea very convincingly.

Nemo's Brother		2009-06-19 03:06:43 PM

You sunk my Battleship!

dstanley		2009-06-19 03:07:28 PM

Is the two-hole one a destroyer or PT boat?

AncientNinja		2009-06-19 03:07:42 PM

I'll lay odds that the North Korean ship makes it to its destination. The UN resoultion is bullshiat and has no real authority. I guess we could just say fark it, and send it to the bottom of the ocean. Then we would look like the big bad bully and everyone would get all mad.

Accent		2009-06-19 03:07:52 PM

PhoenixInFlames: The_Original_Roxtar: PhoenixInFlames: The_Original_Roxtar: B 4.

Hit.

G-5

asshole, you sank my carrier

B-3

Damn... there went my submarine...

C-7

If you guys don't stop, you will both be B-10

Pair-o-Dice		2009-06-19 03:07:55 PM

Didn't Obama already sink McCain's battleship?

PJ_the_Barbarian		2009-06-19 03:07:55 PM

ihatedumbpeople: I really think it's funny....N.Korea REALLY should have waited a while before making these threats...personally, i think we should just eliminate every single major target in that country. Take our their reactors, processing plants, everything.

Embargoes only hurt the little people, the military is what we want to hurt. The civilians over there aren't going to be better off until this nutjob is out of commission.

www.juegoconsolas.com

/been there
/done that
/hotlinked the box art

HawgWild		2009-06-19 03:08:01 PM

PhoenixInFlames: The_Original_Roxtar: PhoenixInFlames: The_Original_Roxtar: B 4.

Hit.

G-5

asshole, you sank my carrier

B-3

Damn... there went my submarine...

C-7

You sank my scrabbleship!

D 2

/I'll just leave this here:

images.blu-ray.com

Nemo's Brother		2009-06-19 03:08:07 PM

H31N0US		2009-06-19 03:08:10 PM

Weaver95: they've got nukes so it's a bit more of a touchy situation than before.

They've had enough chemical weapons to depopulate Seoul for some time now.

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