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(The Citizen)   Five kg of cocaine washes up on Swedish beach, police seeking information about anyone who might have lost a kilogram of cocaine recently   (thelocal.se) divider line 42
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2009-06-19 07:12:17 AM  
How the hell do you "lose" half a kilo of coke?

/obvious
 
2009-06-19 07:15:23 AM  
dahmers love zombie: How the hell do you "lose" half a kilo of coke?

I think you throw it overboard with the rest, when you see the coastguard speedboat coming...
 
2009-06-19 07:28:46 AM  
img14.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-19 08:10:37 AM  
www.tuesdayrain.com

That would explain their weird behavior lately. . .
 
2009-06-19 08:15:06 AM  
I was in Denmark last week.. What a find that would have been :-)
 
2009-06-19 08:17:47 AM  
My drug supplier just found out about this, so I'm getting kicked over these replies ...
 
2009-06-19 08:18:47 AM  
100 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?
 
2009-06-19 08:19:01 AM  
I might have gone with, "police seeking information about the $6.8 Million dollars worth of cocaine"
 
2009-06-19 08:26:51 AM  
All of this hassle for a gram of coke?
 
2009-06-19 08:32:07 AM  
Currently held for questioning:


/Hawt like ground zero!
 
2009-06-19 08:34:25 AM  
Ahem... wanted for questioning

images.mirror.co.uk
 
2009-06-19 08:38:23 AM  
That's mine. Just ship it to my next door neighbor, k?
 
2009-06-19 08:43:12 AM  
So what are the swedish cops gonna do with that 4kg of coke they found?
 
2009-06-19 08:45:34 AM  
Bob Down: 100 5,000 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?

Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you.
 
2009-06-19 08:54:09 AM  
img93.imageshack.us


"Bales of cocaine flying from low flyng plane. I don't know who dropped them, but I thank them just the same..."
 
2009-06-19 08:54:10 AM  
Little.Alex: Bob Down: 100 5,000 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?

Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you.


the obscure but funny "the number keeps being revised down because the cops are taking some" meme would like a word with you.

observe:

When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.
 
2009-06-19 08:58:06 AM  
An empty plastic bag washed up on the beach?
 
2009-06-19 09:02:49 AM  
Rude Turnip: An empty plastic bag washed up on the beach?

Littering. It's tragic, isn't it?
 
2009-06-19 09:03:32 AM  
A coke vacuum?
 
2009-06-19 09:03:35 AM  
PJ_the_Barbarian: Little.Alex: Bob Down: 100 5,000 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?

Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you.

the obscure but funny "the number keeps being revised down because the cops are taking some" meme would like a word with you.

observe:

When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.


Oh. Well, nobody told me there would be math involved.

While I'm at it: why is it always 26 minutes to get to the gym? I don't get that one...
 
2009-06-19 09:06:39 AM  
Little.Alex: PJ_the_Barbarian: Little.Alex: Bob Down: 100 5,000 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?

Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you.

the obscure but funny "the number keeps being revised down because the cops are taking some" meme would like a word with you.

observe:

When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.

Oh. Well, nobody told me there would be math involved.

While I'm at it: why is it always 26 minutes to get to the gym? I don't get that one...


"I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!" is a direct quote from epic douchebag John Fitzgerald Page, whose story is told here (new window)

So basically implying that someone needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes is a way of calling them a douchebag of Page's caliber.
 
2009-06-19 09:07:11 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Disapproves
 
2009-06-19 09:10:25 AM  
PJ_the_Barbarian: When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.

I heard the dime bag was contaminated by seawater and had to be destroyed at the scene.
 
2009-06-19 09:33:09 AM  
H31N0US: PJ_the_Barbarian: When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.

I heard the dime bag was contaminated by seawater and had to be destroyed at the scene.


seems likely.
 
2009-06-19 09:35:50 AM  
PJ_the_Barbarian: Little.Alex: PJ_the_Barbarian: Little.Alex: Bob Down: 100 5,000 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?

Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you.

the obscure but funny "the number keeps being revised down because the cops are taking some" meme would like a word with you.

observe:

When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.

Oh. Well, nobody told me there would be math involved.

While I'm at it: why is it always 26 minutes to get to the gym? I don't get that one...

"I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!" is a direct quote from epic douchebag John Fitzgerald Page, whose story is told here (new window)

So basically implying that someone needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes is a way of calling them a douchebag of Page's caliber.


That link is hilarious.

"So next time you meet a guy of my caliber..." How does someone actually write a sentence like that without their head exploding?
 
2009-06-19 09:50:51 AM  
www.toplingo.com
is not pleased.

/link is hotter than the suns of Tatooine
 
2009-06-19 09:53:07 AM  
I loves me some white lobster.
 
2009-06-19 10:09:04 AM  
Came for the Reverend, not leaving disappointed.

/Horton, that's some blow!
 
2009-06-19 10:18:44 AM  
Uhhhhhh...ummmm...a friend of mine said, like...he thinks he lost some? And he wants me to put in a claim, for him, you see. He's more of a Facebook friend, don't really know him personally.

So I'm, uh...supposed to get it from you guys and..it's his, you know. And, uh...get it to him somehow - we'll figure that out later.

Um. Thank you?
 
2009-06-19 10:27:36 AM  
Came for "Let's do coke!" LOLpets leaving edgy and tired... If only there was a substance that would provide the instant pickmeup that I need...
 
2009-06-19 10:28:17 AM  
Five kg of cocaine srs business!
 
2009-06-19 11:09:17 AM  
Ulfhednar: Ahem... wanted for questioning

Agree. SOOOOOOOO wanted for questioning.

www.ohjohnny.net

www.deppography.com
 
2009-06-19 11:23:48 AM  
cdn2.myxer.com
/hotlinked like spicy tacos

wanted for questioning
 
2009-06-19 11:29:13 AM  
www.thelocal.se

Look, the only reason for these links to thelocal.se is for pictures of hot Swedish girls.
 
2009-06-19 11:30:43 AM  
dstanley: hot Swedish girls. making out

www.thelocal.se

FTFM.
 
2009-06-19 12:16:02 PM  
santadog: "Bales of cocaine flying from low flyng plane. I don't know who dropped them, but I thank them just the same..."

Came for the Rev. Horton Heat Reference, left satisfied
 
2009-06-19 12:25:44 PM  
jdmac: santadog: "Bales of cocaine flying from low flyng plane. I don't know who dropped them, but I thank them just the same..."

Came for the Rev. Horton Heat Reference, left satisfied


The Gods must be crazy!
 
2009-06-19 12:34:25 PM  
Sapper_Topo: Came for "Let's do coke!" LOLpets leaving edgy and tired... If only there was a substance that would provide the instant pickmeup that I need...

www.filehurricane.com

/hot
 
2009-06-19 12:56:56 PM  
Came for Swedish Chef references, left dissapointed :(
 
2009-06-19 01:15:51 PM  
PJ_the_Barbarian: Little.Alex: Bob Down: 100 5,000 grams of coke? Is that classified as personal use?

Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you.

the obscure but funny "the number keeps being revised down because the cops are taking some" meme would like a word with you.

observe:

When asked why they were making such a big deal about a single dime bag that washed up, police said that any amount of cocaine was a serious problem.


Delivery was lacking in the headline.
 
2009-06-19 02:03:54 PM  
umm...I'll take if no one else wants it....
 
2009-06-19 02:06:56 PM  
they're making such a big to-do about a little residue
 
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