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(WCBStv.com)   Man impregnates girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter, fakes death, flees home state, has family hold fake funeral, gets arrested, fakes heart attack, fakes suicide attempt. TaDa   (wcbstv.com) divider line 90
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2009-06-19 07:38:33 AM
I see requests for the following. I know this is wrong, especially under the circumstances. I can't resist posting it. What the hell is wrong with me?

boomboxlincoln.org

/off to take a shower
 
2009-06-19 07:47:22 AM
No Such Agency: MuToiD_MaN:
No angry pedobear pic yet? Has that mascot's novelty run its course yet?

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease


Le Pedobear est mort. Vive le Pedobear.
 
2009-06-19 07:54:27 AM
Say what you will about the man (probably much of it shockingly true), he has never led a boring unimaginative life.

// Sure gets around don't he?
 
2009-06-19 07:58:29 AM
Monkey MKIII: No Such Agency: MuToiD_MaN:
No angry pedobear pic yet? Has that mascot's novelty run its course yet?

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Le Pedobear est mort. Vive le Pedobear.


*sigh*

"11?!?"
www.lolpedo.com

always a classic but its just getting too damn easy.
 
2009-06-19 07:59:31 AM
i67.photobucket.com

He'll have plenty of time practicing the real thing, by that I mean that puckered expression when you experience true love in prison.
 
2009-06-19 08:09:04 AM
Thompson fled Buffalo last summer and authorities say his family staged a fake memorial service. He was arrested in Sacramento, Calif., in March.


Article did not say if his family is being charged. Isn't that considered Aiding and Abbetting? His family deserved to be charged along with him IMHO.
 
2009-06-19 08:18:48 AM
If at first you don't succeed...
 
2009-06-19 08:55:03 AM
11?!

lolpedo.com

/hot like all the sexy kids running around these days.
 
2009-06-19 09:13:08 AM
media.pegasusnews.com
 
2009-06-19 09:19:04 AM
think of all the traffic the east alabama medical center's stork bytes website could be getting right now... if only they hadn't changed their site to prevent farkers from perusing the stoopid names of the kids born there.
 
2009-06-19 10:00:35 AM
A head shot is a hell of a lot easier. That guy is doing it wrong.
 
2009-06-19 10:00:56 AM
I hope the guards put sand in his Vaseline and cut the rope off of his soap.
 
2009-06-19 10:04:19 AM
Ninja_Pancakes: The Aristocrats!

Sorry, the headline looked like it needed a punchline.


Bastard. I came in here to say exactly that.
 
2009-06-19 10:06:27 AM
doglover Quote 2009-06-19 03:09:11 AM
The Drunk IT Guy: The actions of a man who knows he's completely farked for the rest of his life and has no idea how to handle it.

Amsterdam man, you go to Amsterdam..

If by chance you should ever impregnate an 11 year old, and you're over the age of 9, you should grab a gun and run to the nearest mode of transportation and go somewhere peaceful. Meditate about life till the cops show up, and charge 'em with guns a'blazin. They'll feel better about shootin a pedobear than you will gettin flayed in prison.

If you're under nine: Big Pimpin' knockin up them cougers lil dawg. Fistbump. Now clean your room.


Comic genius. You maked me raff. Thanks, I'm going to chuckle again later too. "now clean your room"...priceless.
 
2009-06-19 10:10:03 AM
I can't wait to hear some right-wing farkface try to say how she shouldn't have an abortion.

Come on, idiotS!!!!
 
2009-06-19 10:20:39 AM
scottywotty: Humpin an 11 year old girl.
What a farkin turd.


I'm sure his cellmates will all share their strong opinions with him on this matter; repeatedly.
 
2009-06-19 10:25:18 AM
DirkValentine: I can't wait to hear some right-wing farkface try to say how she shouldn't have an abortion.

Come on, idiotS!!!!


According to the article here: http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_12619795 (Fark is throwing out the link in preview), there was no abortion; she has already delivered.
 
2009-06-19 10:28:34 AM
KnightsFolly: DirkValentine: I can't wait to hear some right-wing farkface try to say how she shouldn't have an abortion.

Come on, idiotS!!!!

According to the article here: http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_12619795 (Fark is throwing out the link in preview), there was no abortion; she has already delivered.


That is the worst part of the whole story.
And the cycle continues...
 
2009-06-19 10:39:24 AM
Raymo853: Sgt Otter: Damn, I was expecting his mugshot to be hilarious.

I was also expecting him to be white.



Really? Edition? Family of rapist goes to great lengths to protect him and you thought he was white? Nah, you just didn't read the article.
 
2009-06-19 10:41:31 AM
scottywotty: Humpin an 11 year old girl.
What a farkin turd.


At that age it's probably the easier entry point.
 
2009-06-19 10:45:42 AM
what is he, a possum?
 
2009-06-19 11:48:53 AM
Mongo cut wood: Thompson fled Buffalo last summer and authorities say his family staged a fake memorial service. He was arrested in Sacramento, Calif., in March.


Article did not say if his family is being charged. Isn't that considered Aiding and Abbetting? His family deserved to be charged along with him IMHO.


Yeah, that's the worst part. Well, not THE worst part, but it's pretty damned bad. No wonder this guy did what he did. His family actually thought it was okay for him to rape his 11 year old "step" daughter and then try to wrangle out of the consequences.
 
2009-06-19 11:49:28 AM
AdolfOliverPanties: Edtition Thompson?

I be Trigonometry Fletch...
 
2009-06-19 12:13:48 PM
You know, after watching that show on E yesterday about people (mostly kids) who had been kidnaped and/or raped, I don't really have a joke about this. The story of that one girl (who was taken away by the scuzzy perv and basically kept as a sex slave for 3 months) was particularly horrible.

I kinda hope this guy gets murdered in prison, like that Dahmer guy. And I'd like his family to do some time for harboring a fugitive, etc., whatever the DA can come up with. They're all scum.
 
2009-06-19 12:31:08 PM
theoriginalslash: You know, after watching that show on E yesterday about people (mostly kids) who had been kidnaped and/or raped, I don't really have a joke about this. The story of that one girl (who was taken away by the scuzzy perv and basically kept as a sex slave for 3 months) was particularly horrible.

I kinda hope this guy gets murdered in prison, like that Dahmer guy. And I'd like his family to do some time for harboring a fugitive, etc., whatever the DA can come up with. They're all scum.



The family will all plead NOT GUILTY if charged... Saying hiding family members from the law "is part of our culture".
 
2009-06-19 01:08:18 PM
theoriginalslash Quote 2009-06-19 12:13:48 PM
You know, after watching that show on E yesterday about people (mostly kids) who had been kidnaped and/or raped, I don't really have a joke about this. The story of that one girl (who was taken away by the scuzzy perv and basically kept as a sex slave for 3 months) was particularly horrible.


100% Agree, The girl is 11 and now has a KID because this idiot couldn't keep it in his pants!

I am sure there are girls out there that are LEGAL.

It doesn't matter how 'hot' a girl looks, if she is underage she is OFF LIMITS otherwise you could wind up in prison being someones 'boy toy'.
 
2009-06-19 01:20:36 PM
Gamer Grrrl: No wonder this guy did what he did. His family actually thought it was okay for him to rape his 11 year old "step" daughter and then try to wrangle out of the consequences.

Most people who commit crimes, no matter how severe or insignificant, tend to think it's okay and that they should be exempt from the consequences. Murderers, rapists, drug users, drug dealers, wife beaters, thieves, speeders, red-light runners, people who park in handicapped spaces (while handicapped people make handicapped faces). Most of the time they come to that conclusion because they don't have people in their life that they listen to that tell them "Don't do this. It's wrong and here's why..." Other times people come to that conclusion because they figure they're special enough to be exempt from the rules and their loved ones can't convince them otherwise, so the loved ones go along with it because they don't want to see their family member in prison.
 
2009-06-19 01:49:58 PM
Fark needs a Buffalo tag...

\\native son
 
2009-06-19 02:03:19 PM
Should of faked an orgasm too.
 
2009-06-19 02:06:56 PM
Sick.
 
2009-06-19 02:10:35 PM
Kome: Gamer Grrrl: No wonder this guy did what he did. His family actually thought it was okay for him to rape his 11 year old "step" daughter and then try to wrangle out of the consequences.

Most people who commit crimes, no matter how severe or insignificant, tend to think it's okay and that they should be exempt from the consequences. Murderers, rapists, drug users, drug dealers, wife beaters, thieves, speeders, red-light runners, people who park in handicapped spaces (while handicapped people make handicapped faces). Most of the time they come to that conclusion because they don't have people in their life that they listen to that tell them "Don't do this. It's wrong and here's why..." Other times people come to that conclusion because they figure they're special enough to be exempt from the rules and their loved ones can't convince them otherwise, so the loved ones go along with it because they don't want to see their family member in prison.


[citation needed]
 
2009-06-19 02:14:12 PM
www.tigerknight.org
 
2009-06-19 02:24:51 PM
devilslefthand: Kome: Gamer Grrrl: No wonder this guy did what he did. His family actually thought it was okay for him to rape his 11 year old "step" daughter and then try to wrangle out of the consequences.

Most people who commit crimes, no matter how severe or insignificant, tend to think it's okay and that they should be exempt from the consequences. Murderers, rapists, drug users, drug dealers, wife beaters, thieves, speeders, red-light runners, people who park in handicapped spaces (while handicapped people make handicapped faces). Most of the time they come to that conclusion because they don't have people in their life that they listen to that tell them "Don't do this. It's wrong and here's why..." Other times people come to that conclusion because they figure they're special enough to be exempt from the rules and their loved ones can't convince them otherwise, so the loved ones go along with it because they don't want to see their family member in prison.

[citation needed]


It's worse than "citation needed." It's basically complete bullshiat. There are many categories of people who commit crimes, and they commit them for a wide variety of reasons.

Take murderers, for example. There are several types of murders. First are the who kill out of impulse or pleasure, combined with a lack of conscience. The psychopathlogy of psychopathy is complex, but it is not thought to involve a lack of moral authority figures in psychopaths' lives. Rather, in the most serious cases, it is thought to involve strong genetic components, often coupled with severe childhood abuse or neglect. Next are murders who kill out of passion. A husband who kills his wife's lover in a fit of jealous rage isn't usually expecting to avoid the consequences of his behavior. Rather, he is so consumed with anger that he isn't thinking of the consequences of his behavior.

Likewise with people who commit less severe crimes like speeding or running red lights. Some are just in a hurry. They are fully aware of, and willing to accept the consequences if they get pulled over. But they make a calculated risk that they won't get pulled over. They don't think they're "special." They just think it's worth the risk of violating the law to get where they're going faster.

This goober is full of bull. For all his purported reading, he's sure got some crackpot theories.
 
2009-06-19 02:41:23 PM
NYDoucheBag You've put waaayyy to much thought into this if you have analyzed an 11 year olds 'entry points.'
 
2009-06-19 02:42:46 PM
craxyd: theoriginalslash: You know, after watching that show on E yesterday about people (mostly kids) who had been kidnaped and/or raped, I don't really have a joke about this. The story of that one girl (who was taken away by the scuzzy perv and basically kept as a sex slave for 3 months) was particularly horrible.

I kinda hope this guy gets murdered in prison, like that Dahmer guy. And I'd like his family to do some time for harboring a fugitive, etc., whatever the DA can come up with. They're all scum.


The family will all plead NOT GUILTY if charged... Saying hiding family members from the law "is part of our culture".


So they will use the "Catholic Defense"?
 
2009-06-19 03:17:46 PM
Tango November Bravo
 
2009-06-19 03:40:11 PM
And he's not Woody Allen? I guess if he was he'da gotten away with it.
 
2009-06-19 04:11:26 PM
Only read the first page of thread but where's the hate for the guys family? Helping him stage the funeral.

If it were anyone in my family I would invite him over for the football game, right after I showed the cops a good hiding spot.

/obstruction anyone?
 
2009-06-19 10:06:22 PM
Burn him,
burn the family for helping him.
They supported child rape.

Pictures of the family should be put everywhere.
 
2009-06-19 10:21:00 PM
yup,a nice little blanket party would be where i would begin as a family member. better he gets killed by us then what he s gonna get in prison. trouble is ,then they would prosequte us.
still,he deserves whatever he gets and the family members should also get prosecuted. how can you justify what he did by helping the jerk? was she just asking for it? jeez,give me a break,what a warped mentality is at work there. and i dont care how much you say you love your sibling,when they are wrong ,they are wrong!
 
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