I'd like to visit the moon, but I don't think I'd like to live there.

/please tell me it's not obscure

I would give both my testicles to live on the moon. Yes, both of them.

smooshie: I'd like to visit the moon, but I don't think I'd like to live there.

/please tell me it's not obscure

Came for this - glad to see it's been taken care of.
Thank you.

lurkster: I'd like to visit the moon, but I don't think I'd like to live there.

In fact it's cold as hell.

as long as there's fark ,weed,beer and boobies there.

Less than 20 minutes to possible liftoff of Atlas moon rocket.

The problem is, then you have to deal with President Pat Robertson.

/obscure?

smooshie: I'd like to visit the moon, but I don't think I'd like to live there.

/please tell me it's not obscure



There's not much to do when your friends are all fish.

Hell Yeah!

Moon weed is the best!

KarmicDisaster: Which part of it? I would not want to live in the bad areas.

Don't worry, it's all white but some people still don't want to live on the so called dark side.

I sure as fark would.

There are sure to be Quiznos up there at least. And strong hamster-like singing "things".

Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese.

I'd like to see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

Nabb1: Would I have to join a HOA?

No, but you'd have to join a Dome Owners Association

/DOA, coincidence?

Well they better hurry, it's moving away from earth as we speak.

I just want to visit the amusement park there.

Well if I should visit the moon, I'd dance on a moonbeam and then I'd make a wish on a star and I'd wish I was home once again.

Although I would enjoy looking down at the earth from above, I'd miss all the places and people I love. So although I may go, I'd be coming home soon, 'Cause I don't want to live on the moon.

No, I don't want to live on the moon

I would like to live on a star & carry moonbeams home in a jar, though...

I've heard that the lighting there isn't that good, in fact, it's all dark.

I'm a little too old now, but in my 20s I'd have given a limb or a spare organ to live on the moon.

tkohl: I would like to live on a star & carry moonbeams home in a jar, though...

Would you be better off than you are?

Only if Al Gore isn't the Emperor.

Ask me again in three years

Liftoff soon!
Atlas rocket liftoff

bang! zoom! to da moon alice!

Ponzholio: Would you really want these guys as neighbors???

Send the Boston Police, just in case.

I'm all for space travel, but as a biologist (and not of the micro kind) - I kinda like it here.

I'd get banned for farting in the ventilation shaft.

No, but I would like to swing on a star...

It's a simple yes or no question. Would you eat the moon if it was made out of ribs? I sure would then wash it down with a tall, cool, Budweiser.

doglover: leonel: Well if I should visit the moon, I'd dance on a moonbeam and then I'd make a wish on a star and I'd wish I was home once again.

Although I would enjoy looking down at the earth from above, I'd miss all the places and people I love. So although I may go, I'd be coming home soon, 'Cause I don't want to live on the moon.

No, I don't want to live on the moon

Hookers and blackjack is all it would take to Lunafy your desire. That and the ability to jump about four times as high as you can on Earth for the first few years.

Apparently what I'm referencing is too obscure. So I shall link it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-K1a_MH7Fc

Hellz yeah! Who wouldn't want to hang out with the Toast King (pops)?

Ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, that's all I'm gonna say.
...in fact it's cold as hell.
And there's no one there to raise them, if you did.

He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

No more kids shouting: "Your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert"?