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(Buffalo News)   Slowly but surely the Queen of England is retaking the United States   (buffalonews.com) divider line 130
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2009-06-18 10:45:44 AM
Looks like a perfectly nice place from which to begin the invasion.
 
2009-06-18 11:26:35 AM
Does anyone really care if she takes back Buffalo?
 
2009-06-18 11:32:03 AM
That's one way to eliminate the deficit.
 
2009-06-18 11:37:54 AM
I think you'll find she still owns the USA.
 
2009-06-18 11:46:14 AM
See! This is why we need the 2nd Amendment!
 
2009-06-18 12:09:52 PM
I thought she revoked the Declaration of Independence during the Bush years?
 
2009-06-18 12:12:54 PM
Yeah, you laugh now, but she's an old bird and will kick the bucket sooner rather than later. Then you'll get Prince Jug Ears and the Duchess of Horseface show up, or Balding Bill and his brother Stormtrooper Harry move in and drink Buffalo dry. Then you'll be sorry.
 
2009-06-18 12:14:30 PM
ElPresidente: drink Buffalo dry

They should drink Canada Dry instead
 
2009-06-18 12:31:43 PM
webpages.charter.net

Again?!?
 
2009-06-18 12:55:05 PM
And if she wants to do it by paying twice the appraised value for my house, she's welcome to it.
 
2009-06-18 12:55:48 PM
Please start with Boston and Columbus.
 
2009-06-18 01:19:05 PM
the Queen of England is retaking the United States

www.elton-john.net

/ leave him out of this
 
2009-06-18 01:20:52 PM
Nah! The Indians will beat her to it. Chief Rolldimdice already owns half the mid-west.
 
2009-06-18 02:03:06 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: the Queen of England is retaking the United States



/ leave him out of this


He looks like an angry groundhog with a bad haircut.
 
2009-06-18 02:03:35 PM
HaywoodJablonski: Please start with Boston and Columbus.

Why Columbus, Ohio?
 
2009-06-18 02:04:44 PM
I for one, welcome our new British overlords.
 
2009-06-18 02:04:54 PM
Better the English, than them damn dirty Mexicans.......or the Dutch...

/not really...
//don't care actually...
 
2009-06-18 02:06:18 PM
FTA: "as the British monarch is technically still Canada's head of state. "

:::giggle:::
 
2009-06-18 02:06:52 PM
"Yes, and what do you do? You're a plumber? What on earth is that?"

\she better have a flag
 
2009-06-18 02:06:52 PM
Guess there were too many blacks in the White House for her to feel comfortable staying there overnight.
 
2009-06-18 02:06:59 PM
HaywoodJablonski: Please start with Boston and Columbus.


Screw that, let her have Floriduh!
 
2009-06-18 02:07:12 PM
Funk Brothers: OSU assholes
 
2009-06-18 02:07:35 PM
cowgirl toffee: Again?!?

I say, this is what I came to see.

Good day to you, farkers. I say GOOD DAY.

*sips tea and nibbles crumpet*
 
2009-06-18 02:13:41 PM
Wait. Why is there a Canadian consulate in Buffalo?
 
2009-06-18 02:13:43 PM
Helloooooooooooo!
 
2009-06-18 02:15:10 PM
She already owns a lot of land near the Denver Airport.
 
2009-06-18 02:18:30 PM
Nemo's Brother: She already owns a lot of land near the Denver Airport.

citation?
 
2009-06-18 02:18:41 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ElPresidente: drink Buffalo dry

They should drink Canada Dry instead


I think you mean genesee. It is buffalo after all.
 
2009-06-18 02:18:51 PM
what about this (new window)
it may be too late
 
2009-06-18 02:20:53 PM
The United States declared independence from England. When will we see Canada make a stand and do the same?
 
2009-06-18 02:21:11 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Nah! The Indians will beat her to it. Chief Rolldimdice already owns half the mid-west.

This is what will happen. The US government will collapse becuase they wont get their heads out of their asses and put the clamps on the money industry. The people will rise up and look for new leadership and find it either in The Queen of England(for the eastern US) or in Chief Geronimo Boogaloo(for the western US). They will then paint a big red line down the middle like those shows where the two roommates get in an argument and split the apartment. The west becomes the new home of the world stock trade since it is the new gambling capital of the world. The East will become the Queendom of New England as the Queen has bought all of the land and she abandons the British Islands to parliament since they are a bunch of biatches anyway.
 
2009-06-18 02:21:39 PM
Inigo_Montoya 2009-06-18 02:18:30 PM

Nemo's Brother: She already owns a lot of land near the Denver Airport.

citation?

No, probably an Airbus.
 
2009-06-18 02:22:13 PM
SeamusFerrell: Wait. Why is there a Canadian consulate in Buffalo?

Because sometimes Canadians need Consular services in Buffalo, and occasionally Americans need the same.

Then there are all US residents in upstate New York who are not citizens of either US or Canada who might need Canadian Consular services (visa applications etc).

/You guys really do need to get over the whole Queen of England thing, though
//It's not that big a deal
///SRSLY
 
2009-06-18 02:22:14 PM
img1.picturewizard.com

/obligatory
 
2009-06-18 02:22:26 PM
SeamusFerrell: Why is there a Canadian consulate in Buffalo?

I don't know. Can you tell me why are there U.S. Consulates in smaller cities worldwide where a full-blown Embassy wouldn't be feasible?
 
2009-06-18 02:22:45 PM
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/m7knzg
(copy and paste)
 
2009-06-18 02:23:26 PM
SeamusFerrell: Wait. Why is there a Canadian consulate in Buffalo?

It is near one of the busiest border crossings in the world. There are universities on both sides with recent graduate programs that are developing the new policies for 21st century state of the art security technology, programming, and diplomacy. The Great Lakes are still necessary for the national economy of both nations. Etc....
 
2009-06-18 02:24:01 PM
Wally Weaver: I for one, welcome our new old British overlords.

ftfy
 
2009-06-18 02:25:04 PM
Tavernknight: This is what will happen. The US government will collapse becuase they wont get their heads out of their asses and put the clamps on the money industry. The people will rise up and look for new leadership and find it either in The Queen of England(for the eastern US) or in Chief Geronimo Boogaloo(for the western US). They will then paint a big red line down the middle like those shows where the two roommates get in an argument and split the apartment. The west becomes the new home of the world stock trade since it is the new gambling capital of the world. The East will become the Queendom of New England as the Queen has bought all of the land and she abandons the British Islands to parliament since they are a bunch of biatches anyway.

And Texas... will stand by herself.

www.jericho-kansas.com
 
2009-06-18 02:25:32 PM
hyperspacemonkey: SeamusFerrell: Wait. Why is there a Canadian consulate in Buffalo?

It is near one of the busiest border crossings in the world. There are universities on both sides with recent graduate programs that are developing the new policies for 21st century state of the art security technology, programming, and diplomacy. The Great Lakes are still necessary for the national economy of both nations. Etc....


In brief, Sabres games.
 
2009-06-18 02:25:38 PM
The US will one day vote to become a full fledged member of the UN, the reason why we're holding out is because, if we became members of the UN, then we would have to abolish the death penalty altogether in all 50 states.

Prolly when this country becomes flat broke and we vote to become members as part of a bail-out package that includes all their rules and laws.
 
2009-06-18 02:26:16 PM
SeamusFerrell: Wait. Why is there a Canadian consulate in Buffalo?

You live in Chicago?

You should go ask your local Canadian Consulate why they need to have offices in various big cities.
 
2009-06-18 02:26:24 PM
Having lived in Wester New York my whole life I have to say one thing.....

We still have property within the city limits worth over 1 miliion bucks??!!

THE ECOMOMY IS BOOMING AGAIN! HOOORAY!

/not
 
2009-06-18 02:26:55 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/m7knzg

You sure do know how to pick 'em

Mmmm, mmm, mmm, TASTY!
 
2009-06-18 02:26:58 PM
Great Dane: The United States declared independence from England. When will we see Canada make a stand and do the same?

To what purpose? We are already independent. And we didn't have to have a war and kill a bunch of people to do it.

Elizabeth II is the Queen of Canada. Think of it this way: She has two jobs. She's the Queen of Canada, and also happens to be Queen of England and a bunch of other countries, as has been explaind to you morons endlessly.
 
2009-06-18 02:27:38 PM
Great Dane: The United States declared independence from England. When will we see Canada make a stand and do the same?

4/10. You didn't really try.

/We are independent of England, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is monarch of Canada, equal to her monarchy of England
//If New York and Maine are both ruled by Democrats, why doesn't Maine declare independence from NY?
 
2009-06-18 02:29:14 PM
Careful, this is how the Jews took Palestine.
 
2009-06-18 02:29:18 PM
BravoEcho: Having lived in Wester New York my whole life I have to say one thing.....

We still have property within the city limits worth over 1 miliion bucks


that "will now come off the tax rolls, since the home is now owned by a sovereign government"

That should help matters...
 
2009-06-18 02:29:22 PM
Great Dane: The United States declared independence from England. When will we see Canada make a stand and do the same?

I think this post was a joke. Probably not to be taken seriously.
 
2009-06-18 02:29:34 PM
I used to work at the Consulate, they are really nice over there!

I think it's awesome that they are willing to invest in historic downtown Buffalo properties instead of housing their higher-ups in the McMansions of the 'burbs (I'm looking at you Amherst, Clarence...)
 
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