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(Some Stripper)   Stripper pole review: "I can literally grab the pole, shake it as hard as I can, and it still does not budge. With the two extensions, it fairly easily reaches the top of my 9' ceiling, and still does not feel wobbly"   (amazon.com) divider line 77
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2009-06-17 08:01:09 PM  
You are not going to create the next 3 wolf shirt
 
2009-06-17 08:01:21 PM  
YAY, stripper thread!

nothing better than fake boobs and issues!


/not
 
2009-06-17 08:04:08 PM  
Bookmark until the stripper pics come.

/There's no sex in the champagne room.
//Slashies!
 
2009-06-17 08:07:27 PM  
Wondered if any of the commenters might be my trashy dancing ex-fiance. Then I remembered she'd be too drunk to type a review, and too broke to afford it, and lol'd.
 
2009-06-17 08:08:22 PM  
"It supports up to 220lbs."

That's about my threshold as well.
 
2009-06-17 08:10:03 PM  
Added to wishlist, highest priority.
 
2009-06-17 08:11:06 PM  
www.angelzfunnyz.com
 
2009-06-17 08:14:48 PM  
Mandatory: My girlfriend takes pole classes and she is awesome.
 
2009-06-17 08:14:50 PM  
elev8meL8r: "It supports up to 220lbs."

That's about my threshold as well.


woof.
 
2009-06-17 08:15:15 PM  
This clearly has a very high strength-to-weight ratio. Its a Festivus for the rest of us!
 
2009-06-17 08:15:22 PM  
No fat chicks.
 
2009-06-17 08:15:56 PM  
elev8meL8r: "It supports up to 220lbs."

Yeesh.

I do hear from those who emphatically post about having one (on Twitter, for example) that it's an excellent workout.

It's actually quite awesome how strippers (or women who do pole-dancing workouts) can pull of awesome acrobatic shiat--and look hot doing it--that is, not all red in the face, sweaty, and bruised from holding themselves up or swinging around the pole.

We should appreciate this.
 
2009-06-17 08:16:07 PM  
Shenanigans! Strippers can't spell.
 
2009-06-17 08:16:17 PM  
Waits for the show.

i46.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-17 08:16:43 PM  
Always wanted to try it...for a fitness class.

But you cant argue with tips...hrm.

Flashdance anyone?
 
2009-06-17 08:17:30 PM  
Also: I can literally grab the pole, shake it as hard as I can, and it still does not budge.

LOL.

niiiice.
 
2009-06-17 08:18:02 PM  
Also recommended:

ecx.images-amazon.com

But I'm guessing you might want her to wash her hands before moving from this pole to yours, just sayin'...
 
2009-06-17 08:19:02 PM  
Sarcastica75: elev8meL8r: "It supports up to 220lbs."

Yeesh.

I do hear from those who emphatically post about having one (on Twitter, for example) that it's an excellent workout.

It's actually quite awesome how strippers (or women who do pole-dancing workouts) can pull of awesome acrobatic shiat--and look hot doing it--that is, not all red in the face, sweaty, and bruised from holding themselves up or swinging around the pole.

We should appreciate this.


*pull off
 
2009-06-17 08:20:25 PM  
If no one else will do it, I'll start it off

www.conversionguru.com

/now on with the stripper pics!
 
2009-06-17 08:21:44 PM  
Dating a stripper... yadda yadda
 
2009-06-17 08:26:20 PM  
www.omgsoysauce.com

/hot like regurg
 
2009-06-17 08:27:12 PM  
Oh, my! So trendy!
 
2009-06-17 08:36:20 PM  
www.blogcdn.com
 
2009-06-17 08:40:43 PM  
polandian.home.pl
 
2009-06-17 08:40:53 PM  
Obligatory! (new window)
 
2009-06-17 08:43:43 PM  
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2009-06-17 08:44:18 PM  
TheOriginalEd: You are not going to create the next 3 wolf shirt

I would like a shirt with the three wolves on a stripper pole.
 
2009-06-17 08:46:37 PM  
flyurchin: Mandatory: My girlfriend takes pole classes and she is awesome.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2009-06-17 08:49:21 PM  
I always wanted to give this a try but my local gym doesn't offer any classes. I imagine that it probably takes a lot of talent and skill to actually look good doing it though. One wrong bend and any imperfections are going to get highlighted.

I assume this is just help up by compression. I'm surprised you can get enough force to hold it in place for spins without damaging your ceiling.
 
2009-06-17 08:49:27 PM  
Sarcastica75: elev8meL8r: "It supports up to 220lbs."

Yeesh.

I do hear from those who emphatically post about having one (on Twitter, for example) that it's an excellent workout.

It's actually quite awesome how strippers (or women who do pole-dancing workouts) can pull of awesome acrobatic shiat--and look hot doing it--that is, not all red in the face, sweaty, and bruised from holding themselves up or swinging around the pole.

We should appreciate this.




Actually, most strippers are just as bruised, sweaty and blotchy as you would expect. The trick is make-up, lots of it, expecially on your legs to cover up bruises from the pole.
 
2009-06-17 08:50:30 PM  
I like how excited these reviewers are over what is only a length of metal tube.
 
2009-06-17 08:59:49 PM  
Yup reviewed by a stripper
"I started trying to put it together using the written instructions. And I really shouldn't have bothered. The written instructions are so confusing compared to the visual DVD!!"
That is awesome
 
2009-06-17 08:59:54 PM  
THE FREE MARKET WORKS
 
2009-06-17 09:10:26 PM  
vysharra: Actually, most strippers are just as bruised, sweaty and blotchy as you would expect. The trick is make-up, lots of it, expecially on your legs to cover up bruises from the pole.

Courageous women all.
 
2009-06-17 09:12:19 PM  
my pole tends to get slippery easily so i recommend using a little bit of that grip stuff that you can buy.
tee hee
 
2009-06-17 09:17:00 PM  
The top 3 answers were:

1. Cocaine
2. Cash
3. Perfume by the gallon

Wrong poll?
 
2009-06-17 09:26:39 PM  
Fat Gandhi: Wondered if any of the commenters might be my trashy dancing ex-fiance. Then I remembered she'd be too drunk to type a review, and too broke to afford it, and lol'd.

pics or it didn't happen...ok well just the pics would like to judge said trashiness....
 
2009-06-17 09:33:53 PM  
vysharra: Sarcastica75: elev8meL8r: "It supports up to 220lbs."

Yeesh.

I do hear from those who emphatically post about having one (on Twitter, for example) that it's an excellent workout.

It's actually quite awesome how strippers (or women who do pole-dancing workouts) can pull of awesome acrobatic shiat--and look hot doing it--that is, not all red in the face, sweaty, and bruised from holding themselves up or swinging around the pole.

We should appreciate this.



Actually, most strippers are just as bruised, sweaty and blotchy as you would expect. The trick is make-up, lots of it, expecially on your legs to cover up bruises from the pole.


Thus, gentlemen, it follows that all women who have bruises on their legs are strippers.

/inescapable logic
 
2009-06-17 09:34:22 PM  
some aren't that acrobatic though...

PNSFW (new window)
 
2009-06-17 09:43:22 PM  
eas81: some aren't that acrobatic though...

PNSFW (new window)


Strange, that video stops for me JUST as she's climbing the pole
 
2009-06-17 09:43:59 PM  
I used to date a stripper with prehensile labia.

/Like a camel eating a bagel
 
2009-06-17 09:47:51 PM  
Knara: eas81: some aren't that acrobatic though...

PNSFW (new window)

Strange, that video stops for me JUST as she's climbing the pole


Yeah, I think that one ended a few seconds before it got interesting.
 
2009-06-17 09:54:29 PM  
Bada bing.
 
2009-06-17 10:03:38 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: I used to date a stripper with prehensile labia.

/Like a camel eating a bagel


omfg...lol. I almost choked just now.
 
2009-06-17 10:09:16 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: I used to date a stripper with prehensile labia.

/Like a camel eating a bagel


/thread
 
2009-06-17 10:24:47 PM  
vrod2028: /hot like regurg

My comment on the fat girl trying to be a stripper:


HAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... gasp... hahahahahahahhhahaaaaahahahaha.

That's so pathetic.
 
2009-06-17 10:25:21 PM  
...Quickly erect and take down the pole...

wait, what?
 
2009-06-17 10:29:16 PM  
I don't know that I've ever seen that many uses of "pole," "stud," and "screw" without naughty pics.
 
2009-06-17 10:37:44 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: I used to date a stripper with prehensile labia.

/Like a camel eating a bagel


You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2009-06-17 10:58:05 PM  
hundreddollarman: Mr. Potatoass: I used to date a stripper with prehensile labia.

/Like a camel eating a bagel

You owe me a new keyboard.


That is some funny stuff. Arousing though.
 
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