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(The New York Times)   Police called after anti-junk-food mother steals ice cream toppings from YMCA children's party   (nytimes.com) divider line 172
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2009-06-17 12:22:35 PM  
Damn, those kids are going to be well-adjusted adults.
 
2009-06-17 12:26:52 PM  
So Queen c*nt's name is Meme... me me.

What a pathetic waste of skin... her poor kids.
 
2009-06-17 12:36:09 PM  
Profile of the cupcake-hating coont (new window)

Her suffering was apparent early on. "When I was in kindergarten," she recalls, "no one taught me to be ashamed of obesity, but the day, on my birthday, that my mother was to bring cupcakes to my class, I put my head on the table because I knew that within minutes my mother would be there and everyone was going to know that my mother was fat. I felt ashamed. I was grateful that down the block there was another mother who was fatter than my mother."

I try to pin her down to something more specific. Let's just do a sample day, I say. What about breakfast? Roth grimaces. "I hate to say this, because I think it's counter to what most people should do, but I never in my whole life have enjoyed breakfast. For me, it doesn't work as well as other things."

Right, I say. So how about lunch?

She squirms visibly. "You're taking me where I don't want to go ... What works for me doesn't work for a lot of people."

Well, you've said that, I insist, so taking that into account: lunch? Roth hesitates. "I discovered when I was in college that I work best when I get a workout in and eat after that. Sometimes I'll delay when I eat until I get a workout in. But I don't let a whole day go by without running four miles."

OK, I go on, but supposing you couldn't work out until four o'clock in the afternoon - would you not eat until after that?

"I might."

I look at my watch. It's 3.30pm. Alarm bells start to ring in my head. How about today, I ask. Have you eaten at all today?

Roth is a little quiet.

"No," she says.

There is a pause.

"But I feel great!"


Yes, when I want diet advice, I turn to a control freak with an inflated ego, mommy issues, and an eating disorder.
 
2009-06-17 12:40:55 PM  
smooshie: Yes, when I want diet advice, I turn to a control freak with an inflated ego, mommy issues, and an eating disorder.

And a whore.

/Just thought I would throw that in there
 
2009-06-17 12:43:23 PM  
Dear MeMe Roth,

You are a coont

Regards,
Everyone
 
2009-06-17 12:45:38 PM  
I want to cook her children, cover them in whipped cream, and eat them in front of her.
 
2009-06-17 12:55:56 PM  
What a truly horrible human being.
 
2009-06-17 12:57:05 PM  
...wow.

and someone married that psycho
 
2009-06-17 01:00:13 PM  
The police were called to a Y.M.C.A. in 2007 when she absconded with the sprinkles and syrups on a table where members were being served ice cream

Yikes. I wonder what her husband is like...
 
2009-06-17 01:03:26 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: Yikes. I wonder what her husband is like..

She tells him to say that he's happy and he complies in a high pitched voice.
 
2009-06-17 01:06:46 PM  
There's more skinny on this psycho here. Apparently she's a Fox News regular. That explains a lot.
 
2009-06-17 01:35:24 PM  
Upper West Side mother of two
/small wonder
 
2009-06-17 01:48:23 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: Yikes. I wonder what her husband is like...

He is devoid of testicles... and a spine.

I believe the teacher's response should have been... "Have you been putting on weight... your Mom told me you're looking a biatchubby."
 
2009-06-17 01:50:16 PM  
OlafTheBent: biatchubby."

lol... filtered "biatchubby"

/It'll probably do it again.
 
2009-06-17 02:37:16 PM  
You know you'd still hit it.

/She's like a female Coulter.
 
2009-06-17 02:37:37 PM  
cheshirecatsmileyface: ...wow.

and someone married that psycho


I'm telling you, man...crazy people get laid. I don't know what it is. I don't know why, but insane motherf*ckers get ass. Those nice guys and girls who are polite, hardworking and quiet probably qualify for historic preservation tax credits for their tidbits. But the crazy bastards are firing their loony loads all over the place like the fudge machine at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It's a sad fact of life - insane will get you laid.
 
2009-06-17 02:40:19 PM  
I bet she won't touch door knobs either.

A cupcake every once in a while won't make you fat. A cupcake a day might contribute to getting fat, but chances are, if you are the kind of person who eats a cupcake every day you are also the kind of person who has the genetic propensity to eat the whole goddamn bag of chips.
 
2009-06-17 02:50:31 PM  
That was Ms. Roth who...has a continuing campaign against the humble Girl Scout cookies, on the premise that no community activity should promote unhealthy eating.

Out of my cold dead pudgy hands, Ms. Roth.
 
2009-06-17 02:53:06 PM  
Her new nickname...

Osama bin eatingporkrinds

/She's a dietary terrorist.
 
2009-06-17 03:08:04 PM  
I can just imagine her at PTA meetings.
/I would actually like to see this just to see the crazy come out
 
2009-06-17 03:10:48 PM  
smooshie: I look at my watch. It's 3.30pm. Alarm bells start to ring in my head. How about today, I ask. Have you eaten at all today?

Roth is a little quiet.

"No," she says.

There is a pause.

"But I feel great!"

Yes, when I want diet advice, I turn to a control freak with an inflated ego, mommy issues, and an eating disorder.


Meatwad: Whoa, little piggy. Show a little self-control. Nothing grosses me out more than fat people, like you.

Shake: I'm fat?

Meatwad: As hell. Have you seen yourself? I would not eat ANY more. Unless you gonna get rid of it, you know what I mean?

Shake: What DO you mean?

Meatwad: I'm not talking about digestion. I'm talking about this. (Sticks finger down throat) BUUUUURP... BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

Frylock: Meatwad, NO!

/get this woman to a psychiatrist
 
2009-06-17 03:15:19 PM  
Go be thin somewhere else.
 
2009-06-17 03:20:53 PM  
Is she the one who said they shouldn't have let whatshername win American Idol because she was fat?

Not Kelly Clarkson - the other less-than-stick-figure-sized chick.
 
2009-06-17 03:25:30 PM  
biatch needs to mind her own damn business. If she tried this shiat where I grew up in in Ohio I know lots of mothers who'd just straight lay her out, *BAM*. One good sock to the nose and that would be the end of it, she'd be on the floor crying like the Colonel in his cell at the end of Boogie Nights.

Ohio mothers love their ice cream and they love their kids. You would be wise not fark with either of them.
 
2009-06-17 03:38:41 PM  
she doesnt look very thin in that picture.. she appears to have bigger arms than i do.
 
2009-06-17 04:06:06 PM  
We could use more of that attitude in this fatass country if you ask me
 
2009-06-17 04:10:47 PM  
What if she had stolen cigarettes or beer that were being given to kids? What would you think of her then? What's more deadly: smoker's lung or 50 pounds of extra tubbage? Not trolling (kind of), but I can see her point
 
2009-06-17 04:38:59 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: We could use more of that attitude in this fatass country if you ask me

*slowly points chubby finger*

He's not one of us! Get him!

*tries to get up* ummpppfffff* farts* gasps* falls back into chair*

Meh. We'll get you later.

*orders Dominos online*
 
2009-06-17 04:39:45 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: We could use more of that attitude in this fatass country if you ask me

HaywoodJablonski: What if she had stolen cigarettes or beer that were being given to kids? What would you think of her then? What's more deadly: smoker's lung or 50 pounds of extra tubbage? Not trolling (kind of), but I can see her point

Sounds like we found Meme's hubby, folks!

Seriously though, cigs and beer are illegal for kids. Ice cream? Not so much. The little bony dictator needs to stay the fark out of other people's business.
 
2009-06-17 05:07:43 PM  
The police were called to a Y.M.C.A. in 2007 when she absconded with the sprinkles and syrups on a table where members were being served ice cream.

Sounds like theft to me. Should have had the coont locked up.

Mommy Dearest has been invited to leave an entire town (Millburn, N.J.) when she got all food fussy there. I guess some people never learn.

Maybe they should just let everybody know which kids mother is ruining everybody's fun. Children usually have a way of handling these things themselves.
 
2009-06-17 05:31:32 PM  
She can raise her own kids however she wants, and I'm sure they will be thin and healthy. But she's crossing the line when she steals food from other people because she feels entitled to decide on her own what they shouldn't eat.
 
2009-06-17 05:32:13 PM  
Police called after anti-junk-food mother steals ice cream toppings from YMCA children's party... in 2007
 
2009-06-17 05:48:01 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: What if she had stolen cigarettes or beer that were being given to kids? What would you think of her then?

Stealing the toppings from an ice-cream bar would be like stealing the grenadine from a wet bar.


Also, she sounds fat.
 
2009-06-17 06:11:09 PM  
I saw her on one of the morning shows today. While she was being interviewed, a lamp bulb burst. She paused then said something about expecting assassins or some nonsense.
 
2009-06-17 06:11:12 PM  
Did a high speed chase ensue? Stealing ice cream toppings from children is worse than stealing shoes!
 
2009-06-17 06:13:48 PM  
Nice ribcage little boy!
http://tinyurl.com/mqubyg
(copy and paste)
 
2009-06-17 06:14:16 PM  
These kids are going to go to college and start hooking up IVs of sugar.
 
2009-06-17 06:14:25 PM  
lol forever

that's just crazy


/don't call people coonts, you guys
//just don't
///not even this (clearly batshiat crazy) lady
 
2009-06-17 06:14:53 PM  
What's her fark handle? She sounds like the biatch whore that was bragging here on fark a while back about stealing kids lunches at the school she works at.
 
2009-06-17 06:15:14 PM  
Upper West Side mother of two? She probably voted for Obama. The term liberal fascist has never been more apt.
 
2009-06-17 06:15:22 PM  
It's called homeschooling. She obviously has the time to teach her kids the way she wants them to learn, if she has the time to meddle in how ALL children are treated.
 
2009-06-17 06:16:14 PM  
Sounds like she could have a promising career as a Chicago Alderman.
 
2009-06-17 06:19:14 PM  
She reminds me of my mom. My mom is an excessive dieter, she would even weigh chicken breasts before cooking them, to ensure she was consuming a healthy amount of calories. However, she doesn't exercise one bit. My brother and I got her ankle and wrist weights for Christmas for her to use while walking. She won't use them because she gets sweaty.

Why won't people realize that the problem isn't the food, it's not burning off the calories?
Hell, Michael Phelps consumes 10s of thousands of calories a day. I wonder why he's not fat...
 
2009-06-17 06:20:09 PM  
when i was 10 my parents were in a horrible car accident. it was so bad that when they were released from the hospital after 6 months, the physical therapists came to the house bc they couldnt leave.

anyway, my moms massage therapist was a wicked whore ass biatch.

and my mom let her treat me like shiat. one day i poured myself a bowl of frosted cheerios and the woman saw me do this. she throws the whole box in the trash by dumping it upside down so i could never eat it and confinscates the cereal from me and makes me eat my moms plain bran. i was crying. later i went to have some oreos and she threw those out too.

i had a huge fight with my mom later about how she could let her do that.

but i just didnt eat or do anything when that coont was over. she even yelled at me for watching tv
 
2009-06-17 06:20:38 PM  
Her vision of the ideal child:
i249.photobucket.com

No junk-food, ever!
 
2009-06-17 06:21:24 PM  
OlafTheBent: Her new nickname...

Osama bin eatingporkrinds

/She's a dietary terrorist.


More like Erin Chocosnitch.

And I'm glad the school recongize what a biatch she is and dosn't cave in to pressure.
 
2009-06-17 06:21:31 PM  
That's just good comedy. Yes she has a point in that there are too many opportunities for children to over indulge these days. But lots of kids avoid obesity by learning when enough is enough and without having a ding dong like this lady monitoring their every mouthful.

You can't control everything single thing your kids do, lady.

Ding dong.
 
2009-06-17 06:21:47 PM  
give me doughnuts: Her vision of the ideal child:


No junk-food, ever!


Were you referring to the vulture or the pile of dead baby?
 
2009-06-17 06:22:00 PM  
What I love is that her name is "MeMe"... a spelling variation the likes I have never seen in polite society.
 
2009-06-17 06:23:04 PM  
tarheel07: give me doughnuts: Her vision of the ideal child:


No junk-food, ever!

Were you referring to the vulture or the pile of dead baby?


'E's not dead. 'E's just restin'.

/pining for the fjords
 
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