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(Guardian)   Sophisticated heat beam from unknown source blamed for bizarre weather disturbances in China   ( guardian.co.uk) divider line
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2009-06-16 06:55:18 PM  
www.tvsquad.com

Wanted for questioning

/hot like a death ray
 
2009-06-16 08:28:38 PM  
Sorry, I was calibrating the fire control system on the ion cannons and thought I was going to hit somewhere in the Pacific. I was only off by 4000 miles, give me a break.
 
2009-06-16 09:13:32 PM  
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No."
"A girl's gotta have standards"
 
2009-06-16 10:30:54 PM  
A fully armed and operational battle station?
 
2009-06-16 10:31:19 PM  
Speculation inevitably centred on the government's weather modification programme, which has been ramped up in recent years to offset droughts by seeding clouds.

Unnamed goverment official: "No, you, idiot, I said crowd contror."
 
2009-06-16 10:32:14 PM  
www.webarticle.org
 
2009-06-16 10:33:20 PM  
C'mon, guys, which one of you left the dementor cage open again?
 
2009-06-16 10:38:42 PM  
Xindi.
 
2009-06-16 10:39:49 PM  
Yeah sorry about that... We're still testing it before we calibrate the device on Florida.
 
2009-06-16 10:39:53 PM  
It's the Formacs!
Damn buggers.
 
2009-06-16 10:39:54 PM  
If there was only some 3 piece device to dominate the weather...
 
2009-06-16 10:40:37 PM  
submitter: Sophisticated heat beam from unknown source

Hmmmmmm....

www.scrapetv.com
 
2009-06-16 10:40:41 PM  
Sophisticated heat beam from unknown source blamed for bizarre weather disturbances in China. The Sun is there

Fixed.
 
2009-06-16 10:41:04 PM  
img8.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-16 10:41:52 PM  
How quickly people forget that George W. Bush has a weather control machine. Remember, he used it to create Hurricane Katrina.
 
2009-06-16 10:43:01 PM  
Me Chinese
Me Play Joke
Me Fill Peking Sky WIth Smoke
 
2009-06-16 10:46:03 PM  
Funny thing is, I bet there are people in the world who would think it's some USA super weapon. If all else fails, blame the USA!!
 
2009-06-16 10:46:10 PM  
www.outofthebluethemovie.com
Wanted for questioning...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-06-16 10:47:12 PM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program
 
2009-06-16 10:50:05 PM  
my god its full of stars?????
 
2009-06-16 10:50:21 PM  

subaudio: Me Chinese
Me Play Joke
Me Fill Peking Sky WIth Smoke


hahahaha!

/inside joke with Japanese friend

//was peepee in Coke. Funniest thing she'd ever learned in English.
///Funniest thing besides "FUGARY BIYACHA!" - how she said it

Here's how she says ROLO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S4sN7G1XZY
 
2009-06-16 10:50:24 PM  
COBRA!
 
2009-06-16 10:51:20 PM  

phlegmmo: Speculation inevitably centred on the government's weather modification programme, which has been ramped up in recent years to offset droughts by seeding clouds.

Unnamed goverment official: "No, you, idiot, I said crowd contror."


Aaaaaaand, we're done.
 
2009-06-16 10:53:01 PM  
Came here for Tesla, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-06-16 10:53:03 PM  
*bright eyes*

s3-llnw-screenshots.wegame.com

Liberty Prime DOES exist!

(see link below for more details...)

Link (new window)
 
2009-06-16 10:53:51 PM  
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
 
2009-06-16 10:53:57 PM  
plgemmmo wins
 
2009-06-16 10:54:40 PM  

stpauler: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No."
"A girl's gotta have standards"


I love that movie.
 
2009-06-16 10:56:28 PM  
I'm blaming this guy...

img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-06-16 10:57:08 PM  

Xerxes99: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?


no one ever has that dream but me
 
2009-06-16 10:58:57 PM  
Even though the HAARP array would be perfect for causing large scale storms and even hurricanes anywhere in the world, or knocking out power to a large city with an EMP pulse, they would never dream of doing such things with it....hey look over there! a Chimp on a segway

/pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
 
2009-06-16 10:59:13 PM  
Xerxes99:
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

And you say, "Stop gherkin me around!"

That one?
 
2009-06-16 11:00:15 PM  
Wanted for questioning...
Link
 
2009-06-16 11:02:19 PM  
yepyep.gibbs12.com
On the case
 
2009-06-16 11:03:02 PM  

ranger9799: How quickly people forget that George W. Bush has a weather control machine. Remember, he used it to create Hurricane Katrina.


So, now Houston has to accommodate the entire population of Beijing.
 
2009-06-16 11:04:11 PM  
mreuther:
ranger9799: How quickly people forget that George W. Bush has a weather control machine. Remember, he used it to create Hurricane Katrina.

So, now Houston has to accommodate the entire population of Beijing.


"Houston, we have a probrem."
 
2009-06-16 11:05:25 PM  

stpauler: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No."
"A girl's gotta have standards"


I came for this.
 
2009-06-16 11:06:28 PM  
img196.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-16 11:07:23 PM  

mreuther: ranger9799: How quickly people forget that George W. Bush has a weather control machine. Remember, he used it to create Hurricane Katrina.

So, now Houston has to accommodate the entire population of Beijing.


No, see the people from China go to New Orleans. Everybody moves up a notch.
 
2009-06-16 11:08:00 PM  
dustification (new window)

img19.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-16 11:08:19 PM  
i376.photobucket.com

BEHOLD!

/Feels nice. Kinda warm...
 
2009-06-16 11:09:23 PM  

stpauler


"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No."
"A girl's gotta have standards"


And by 'No' you mean 'Not right now'.
 
2009-06-16 11:09:24 PM  
Was it in the 40 watt range?
 
2009-06-16 11:11:37 PM  
Unavailable for comment
www.solarnavigator.net
/like the sun
 
2009-06-16 11:14:27 PM  

trixter_nl: stpauler: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"No."
"A girl's gotta have standards"

I love that movie.


THIS

/I ♥ toxic waste
 
2009-06-16 11:22:59 PM  
www.z3btr0n.com

BEHOLD... MY WEATHER DOMINATOR!
 
2009-06-16 11:23:46 PM  
Medic!

Kate Bush, Stat!
 
2009-06-16 11:29:58 PM  
Cool new upgrade for the Hubble Telescope.
 
2009-06-16 11:30:17 PM  

Gen. Apathy: Funny thing is, I bet there are people in the world who would think it's some USA super weapon. If all else fails, blame the USA!!


No, I blame North Korea. Kim Jong-Il is the only person on the planet who would a) have such a weapon, b) fire it at the US, and c) hit China by mistake because he's such an idiot.

He is the Cobra Commander of the Axis of Evil.
 
2009-06-16 11:32:55 PM  
Reflied beans and enchiradas?
 
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