Is there something wrong with that?

That's for the visual. I spit out pears at work reading that headline.

Jack Tripper was doing it wrong.

Man Allegedly Broke Into Homes Without Clothes

I do not think that means what you think it means...

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Dolores said she felt like she "had a guardian angel" because the suspect then got up and walked right out of her home. Jefferson County deputies arrested him outside the house wearing the clothes. He also apparently took a child's toy from one of the houses.

Some guardian angel you go there, Dolores. I can see your angel now, back at the bar with the other angels. "Hey Jeff, tell that one about the time you let the pervert scare the hell out of your charge before scaring her."

Ruth, a resident at the first home (who asked that CBS4 not use her last name), said she heard her dog barking and saw her motion light come on. Ignoring the impulse to call police, she went outside and saw the suspect standing naked just inside a different door of her home.

"I didn't follow my gut instinct," she said.

Ruth said she regrets she didn't immediately call 911 when she heard the barking.

Yeah, Ruth. From now on call 911 whenever your motion lights go on and your dogs bark. The cops like that.

Man Allegedly Broke Into Homes Without Clothes

So, he only broke into homes that didn't have clothes inside?

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whut?
http://tinyurl.com/l8nzbp
(copy and paste)

Naked man is my hero.

He'd have a blast in the Naked City.

zabadu: Man Allegedly Broke Into Homes Without Clothes

So, he only broke into homes that didn't have clothes inside?


One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

is really:

crho85: is really:

forgot to add:

Maybe he was shooting a scene for his new movie?

\\seriously, can't stand him.
\\my movies are funny b/c i use different sterotypical accents

Here in texas that will get your ass shot dead. :)

Then again, a lot of things will. Bet your ass though if I come home to find a naked man in my house he's getting shot dead. Why? because he broke into my house. The naked part just makes it creepy.

And before you ask - yes I have a CHL, yes I carry it, and 10+ years of experience with firearms.

accelerus: Then again, a lot of things will. Bet your ass though if I come home to find a naked man in my house he's getting shot dead. Why? because he broke into my house. The naked part just makes it creepy.

And before you ask - yes I have a CHL, yes I carry it, and 10+ years of experience with firearms.


Shhh, the adults are talking.

rjShadow: That's for the visual. I spit out pears at work reading that headline.

accelerus: Here in texas that will get your ass shot dead. :)

Then again, a lot of things will. Bet your ass though if I come home to find a naked man in my house he's getting shot dead. Why? because he broke into my house. The naked part just makes it creepy.

And before you ask - yes I have a CHL, yes I carry it, and 10+ years of experience with firearms.

Well, I don't think anyone mentioned Texas, you, whether you had a CHL, or what you would do. Thanks for keeping me up to date with your life though.

why don't crackas lock their doors? If you don't lock your doors, then you deserve to have shiat like this happen to you.

Damn you, zombie David Carradine!

/what, too soon?

I assumed he was a time traveller from the future, sent back to save Sarah Connor. He just wasn't sure what the proper choice of attire is for 2009.

maybe he was just taking a break from the iran threads.

WE REQUIRE MORE NYLONS.

I search for "pylon" to echo the requirement for additional pylons and this is what I get:



eh, I suppose I can fap to this