Billy Ligue: All right, let's review, shall we:


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Rapmaster2000: You outta see the trash they put on the field.

Win!

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: This is now officially "DRUNK GIRL THREAD"

Man, I'm sure glad that first chick was behind the wheel...

Dammit-Hi: Billy Ligue: All right, let's review, shall we:


Lets

who's the dooshie?

Meh, with the prices they charge, they're lucky I don't leave a shiat behind

SeamusFerrell: You watch too much porn.

If you dont know who Eva Angelina is,
you dont watch enough.

Billy Ligue:

I can see spelling isn't too important of a subject in the south suburbs

JWNevin: Stay classy Chicago.

Further proof that that ivy-infested dump needs to be condemned.

/go Cards

Brewers

FTFY

Or basically anyone besides the Cubs in the NL.

chevydeuce: Okay, the family and I are going to Chicago for vacation in a few weeks and I'd like to take in Wrigley, just to say I've been there....Any Chicago Farkers got any advice on tickets? I tried Cubs.com and the only seats available are $300+ each.....I've checked around the net and the consensus seems to be just go with scalpers (both the legal and non-legal types)...any other opinions? I'm looking for 5 tickets, maybe not field level, but not nose bleed either, and something closer to the infield than out.....if that makes a difference. Any help is appreciated...

Another place I've gone to for various tix is Gold Coast Tickets (new window). Gold Coast Tickets has fairly reasonable prices. I would call them directly instead of buying online.(Their number is prominently displayed on the website.) You get a better deal that way and they can tell you where exactly the seats are for the tickets you are getting.

I might suggest you check out a White Sox game. It's a very different atmosphere and there isn't a bad seat in the house. I would suggest that if you can't get in between the dugouts, you should opt for outfield seats.

/I'm stupid, so if that link doesn't work, it's http://www.goldcoasttickets.com/

GossipTrain: Billy Ligue:

I can see spelling isn't too important of a subject in the south suburbs

Perhaps you are referring to this I am happy to kno wyou can read my mind. But as you can see I posted a few times before you came.



hmm, are you making fun of my speech impediment?

Dammit-Hi: Billy Ligue: All right, let's review, shall we:


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Is that a self-portrait?

Whattadouchebag.

richardfitztightly: Another place I've gone to for various tix is Gold Coast Tickets (new window). Gold Coast Tickets has fairly reasonable prices. I would call them directly instead of buying online.(Their number is prominently displayed on the website.) You get a better deal that way and they can tell you where exactly the seats are for the tickets you are getting.

I might suggest you check out a White Sox game. It's a very different atmosphere and there isn't a bad seat in the house. I would suggest that if you can't get in between the dugouts, you should opt for outfield seats.

The thing is that usually only one of the teams is playing home games at any one time, weekends where both teams are at home are rare* so if he's coming on a weekend the Cubs are in town, a Sox game probably isn't an option.

*it did happen last year on what would have been a spectacular baseball weekend -- Cubs/Cards (if I remember correctly) and White Sox/Red Sox, and the games were timed such that I think two of the three days you could actually go to both games. My cousin and a friend did the double on the Saturday.

GQueue:
The thing is that usually only one of the teams is playing home games at any one time, weekends where both teams are at home are rare* so if he's coming on a weekend the Cubs are in town, a Sox game probably isn't an option.

*it did happen last year on what would have been a spectacular baseball weekend -- Cubs/Cards (if I remember correctly) and White Sox/Red Sox, and the games were timed such that I think two of the three days you could actually go to both games. My cousin and a friend did the double on the Saturday.

Oh, I understand that, you are absolutely right. I was just throwing the idea out there in case it happened to be one of those rare occasions where both teams were in town, or their homestands overlapped while he was on vacation.

On a side note, I recall one night where both teams were in town and playing on the same night. It was sunny at Comiskey Park, (I'm pretty sure this took place pre-name change) and there were multiple rain delays at Wrigley. That was very bizarre.

Billy Ligue: Is that a self-portrait?

It's Tom Morello. Christ Billy, I know he's no Fred Durst, but I didn't think it was that obscure a reference.

Heading down to Wrigley from Toronto for the 4th of July series against the Brewers. Have bleacher tickets, anyone know how early we'd have to show up to get 8 seats in a row (all the bleachers are GA) I'm pretty sure the game starts at noon.

Dammit-Hi: Billy Ligue: Is that a self-portrait?

It's Tom Morello. Christ Billy, I know he's no Fred Durst, but I didn't think it was that obscure a reference.

It's who? He's no who? *looks them up* Oh, two douches from bands I never listened to.

and people were mad over Ozzie saying there were rats? I'm sorry but its just a good guess after looking at that picture.

kamsden: Heading down to Wrigley from Toronto for the 4th of July series against the Brewers. Have bleacher tickets, anyone know how early we'd have to show up to get 8 seats in a row (all the bleachers are GA) I'm pretty sure the game starts at noon.

I had six going to a day game (1 pm) on a Wednesday against the Pirates and got there about 45 minutes before the game. All the left and right-field seats were taken so we had to sit in the section under the scoreboard. I'd say get there at least 2 hours early if you're looking for 8 on a Saturday, especially July 4th.

SeamusFerrell: It's who? He's no who? *looks them up* Oh, two douches from bands I never listened to.

Thanks, Seamus

SeamusFerrell: Dammit-Hi: Billy Ligue: Is that a self-portrait?

It's Tom Morello. Christ Billy, I know he's no Fred Durst, but I didn't think it was that obscure a reference.

It's who? He's no who? *looks them up* Oh, two douches from bands I never listened to.

only cubs fans could take a thread about drunk floozies and a pisspoor ballpark and turn it into some late 90's crap music festival

kamsden: Heading down to Wrigley from Toronto for the 4th of July series against the Brewers. Have bleacher tickets, anyone know how early we'd have to show up to get 8 seats in a row (all the bleachers are GA) I'm pretty sure the game starts at noon.

I generally find that the line stretching west on Waveland is shorter than the line stretching south on Sheffield. If it's a noon game, I'd say get in line at 10am if you want to be in right field...

Billy Ligue: Thanks, Seamus

I'm sorry guys, I only know a few Sox fans so I had to ballpark the reference. I don't really know what the music preference is for the Mullet and Camaro crowd.

kamsden: Heading down to Wrigley from Toronto for the 4th of July series against the Brewers. Have bleacher tickets, anyone know how early we'd have to show up to get 8 seats in a row (all the bleachers are GA) I'm pretty sure the game starts at noon.

Where do you want to sit? If you want to be in the front rows and in left or right field, most or all of your group needs to be there in the line when they open the gates (two hours before gametime? I forget). If you don't care about that, you can show up an hour before game time and sit in the center field section. Pro tip: there's a beer vendor under the scoreboard and there's almost never a line for him.

Dammit-Hi: I'm sorry guys, I only know a few Sox fans so I had to ballpark the reference. I don't really know what the music preference is for the Mullet and Camaro crowd.

It's ok, you guys still have Blago. If you pay him, he'd probably put on a mascot costume for you guys too, he needs the money.

Dammit-Hi: I'm sorry guys, I only know a few Sox fans so I had to ballpark the reference. I don't really know what the music preference is for the Mullet and Camaro Trans Am crowd.

Please get your references correct, sir. (Mustang is also an acceptable answer.)

GQueue: It's ok, you guys still have Blago. If you pay him, he'd probably put on a mascot costume for you guys too, he needs the money.

As long as the costume doesn't mess up his beautiful head of hair.
Oh, and...

Dammit-Hi:
I don't really know what the music preference is for the Mullet and Camaro crowd.

turn on the Loop

Billy Ligue: GossipTrain: Hey Billy Ligue you know what would be so funny? If you posted a pic of Ron Santo clicking his heels together with fake legs? Get it?? Cause he doesn't have LEGS?? HAHAHA OH, and then put 'Let's see you do this now motherfarker' HAHAHA and then post how Obama loves the Sox. Cause, you know, if that man knows one thing, it's baseball!

nah, I think I'll wait 'till he doesn't get selected for the Baseball Hall of Fame............ agian

That will be a kick. I heard there is a movement to get him selected, but it has no legs.

Billy Ligue: Dammit-Hi: Billy Ligue: All right, let's review, shall we:


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Is that a self-portrait?

Whattadouchebag.

Says the guy who actually thinks it's clever to call himself Billy Ligue, spells at a 3rd grade level, and self-congratulates himself on bush-league photoshops.

Box office opens at 8am. Not sure if there is a ticket per-person limit.

GQueue: Dammit-Hi: I'm sorry guys, I only know a few Sox fans so I had to ballpark the reference. I don't really know what the music preference is for the Mullet and Camaro crowd.

It's ok, you guys still have Blago. If you pay him, he'd probably put on a mascot costume for you guys too, he needs the money.


Hell, he'll let you pee in the old lady's butt, if you pay him

GossipTrain: Billy Ligue: Dammit-Hi: Billy Ligue: All right, let's review, shall we:


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Is that a self-portrait?

Whattadouchebag.

Says the guy who actually thinks it's clever to call himself Billy Ligue, spells at a 3rd grade level, and self-congratulates himself on bush-league photoshops.

Are you seriously trying to call the guy a bad speller for what is clearly a typo? You really must be Cubs fan, because no one normal is that stupid.

Oh, and just in time for the Crosstown Classic, the least surprising news ever. Sosa tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

NY Times reporting (new window)

Dammit. Well, just go to the NY Times sports page, it's there.

GeorgePasada: Dammit-Hi:
I don't really know what the music preference is for the Mullet and Camaro crowd.

turn on the Loop

What's wrong with the Loop? I like Johnny B.

GQueue: Oh, and just in time for the Crosstown Classic, the least surprising news ever. Sosa tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

NY Times reporting (new window)

Excellent! I was really growing sick of all the Sosa supporters out there. I'm glad to see there's some hard evidence out there. Now hopefully we never have to hear from that egomaniacal douche again.

elvisbloom: Are you seriously trying to call the guy a bad speller for what is clearly a typo? You really must be Cubs fan, because no one normal is that stupid.

Looks like your redneck ass is even dumber. I counted 3 typos in his posts. If I read them again I bet I can find more. I wouldn't expect you to catch them though.

GossipTrain: elvisbloom: Are you seriously trying to call the guy a bad speller for what is clearly a typo? You really must be Cubs fan, because no one normal is that stupid.

Looks like your redneck ass is even dumber. I counted 3 typos in his posts. If I read them again I bet I can find more. I wouldn't expect you to catch them though.

Ok genius. Lets see them.

Or are you gonna play the whole "find them yourself" game?

mitchcumpstein: GQueue: Oh, and just in time for the Crosstown Classic, the least surprising news ever. Sosa tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

NY Times reporting (new window)

Excellent! I was really growing sick of all the Sosa supporters out there. I'm glad to see there's some hard evidence out there. Now hopefully we never have to hear from that egomaniacal douche again.

Oh, and I forgot to mention FEDERAL PERJURY!!! I would actually be behind congress on this one...

GossipTrain:
While your ability to call out spelling mistakes and give half-wit insults might mean something to someone who cares....


\hotlinked for her pleasure
\\cubs fan, just doesn't like d-bags

elvisbloom: GossipTrain: elvisbloom: Are you seriously trying to call the guy a bad speller for what is clearly a typo? You really must be Cubs fan, because no one normal is that stupid.

Looks like your redneck ass is even dumber. I counted 3 typos in his posts. If I read them again I bet I can find more. I wouldn't expect you to catch them though.

Ok genius. Lets see them.

Or are you gonna play the whole "find them yourself" game?

children, children, this is Fark for farksake

Billy Ligue:
I am so sorry to dissapoint you.

Billy Ligue: he Baseball Hall of Fame............ agian

Jack Kass

But being a stereotypical bigot is cool though...

mitchcumpstein: mitchcumpstein: GQueue: Oh, and just in time for the Crosstown Classic, the least surprising news ever. Sosa tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

NY Times reporting (new window)

Excellent! I was really growing sick of all the Sosa supporters out there. I'm glad to see there's some hard evidence out there. Now hopefully we never have to hear from that egomaniacal douche again.

Oh, and I forgot to mention FEDERAL PERJURY!!! I would actually be behind congress on this one...

Not to mention the corked bat thing too.

Has anyone been charged with perjury in those hearings? I think Rafael Palmeiro and Tejada got caught if I am not mistaken and they said they never did anything.

also, looks like we know Billy's alt now

You are still going on about some guy's typos on a Fark thread?

SeamusFerrell: You are still going on about some guy's typos on a Fark thread?

He's got nothing.

GossipTrain: also, looks like we know Billy's alt now

Not so fast there detective. While it might have seemed that I was defending Billy, or as you say it also myself, I was instead ripping on your juvenile spelling call outs. I would have applauded your insults if they actually were humerous in the least bit.

Jack_Kass: GossipTrain: also, looks like we know Billy's alt now

Not so fast there detective. While it might have seemed that I was defending Billy, or as you say it also myself, I was instead ripping on your juvenile spelling call outs. I would have applauded your insults if they actually were humerous in the least bit.

LOLZ

I don't think I was really insulting anyone. Next time I'll have to bring my B game, or at least my C game.

No game tonight?

GossipTrain: Jack_Kass: GossipTrain: also, looks like we know Billy's alt now

Not so fast there detective. While it might have seemed that I was defending Billy, or as you say it also myself, I was instead ripping on your juvenile spelling call outs. I would have applauded your insults if they actually were humerous in the least bit.

LOLZ

I don't think I was really insulting anyone. Next time I'll have to bring my B game, or at least my C game.

If it's one thing that many Cubs Game fans seem to have in common, it's a thin skin.