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(TSP)   There's WHARRGARBL, and then there's this: "Barney Frank and Chris Dodd will be designing the cars you are expected to drive"   (thestarpress.com) divider line 108
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2009-06-15 03:36:05 PM
Oh man, not only is the article full of WHARRGARBL, but the comments are full of fail.
 
2009-06-15 04:52:40 PM
You know what other nation had a leader who was interested in making cars?

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stayfree.typepad.com


rookery2.viary.com

Link (new window)
 
2009-06-15 04:58:01 PM
That "article" reads like one of the more poorly worded trolls from one of the many threads we've had on the subject. Someone should go back and make sure it wasn't stolen...
 
2009-06-15 05:08:39 PM
Leaked photo of Barney Frank's working prototype:

i499.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-15 05:23:04 PM
kronicfeld: Leaked photo of Barney Frank's working prototype:

Win
 
2009-06-15 05:28:15 PM
When you stare into the WHARRGARBL, teh WHARRGARBL stares back at you.
 
2009-06-15 06:04:46 PM
I came for The Homer and was disappointed, but it's early yet.
 
2009-06-15 06:04:46 PM
Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.
 
2009-06-15 06:07:25 PM
It'll be pink then?
 
2009-06-15 06:07:58 PM
timujin: That "article" reads like one of the more poorly worded trolls from one of the many threads we've had on the subject. Someone should go back and make sure it wasn't stolen...

This wasn't actually an article. It was a letter to the editor in today's paper. The Muncie Star Press has some pretty amusing letters from time to time.

I love that this letter and the story about the guy stealing dentures made it to Fark today. More amusing, I know the denture thief and the letter writer of this article. Good times.

Tsu Doh Nim
 
2009-06-15 06:08:20 PM
godofusa.com: Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.

Jesus Christ, you are an unmitigated dick. Just go away, you racist ass.
 
2009-06-15 06:08:39 PM
journeymd: I came for The Homer and was disappointed, but it's early yet.

Y Hello Thar
cache.jalopnik.com
 
2009-06-15 06:09:14 PM
kronicfeld: Leaked photo of Barney Frank's working prototype:

You bastard. I was looking for that pic.
 
2009-06-15 06:10:52 PM
WhoIsWillo: Oh man, not only is the article full of WHARRGARBL, but the comments are full of fail.

Yeah, especially the Boobies
 
2009-06-15 06:11:06 PM
godofusa.com: Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.

images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2009-06-15 06:12:18 PM
godofusa.com: Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.

And then they will spend it all on watermelon, fried chicken and crack. This is a fact. Then after Tyrel is high on crack he will rape all the 8 year old white girls. All of them. There won't be one of them that doesn't get penetrated. Some in the ass. Some by Tyrels pit bull.

It's a slam dunk like the WMDs.
 
2009-06-15 06:12:47 PM
FTFA: The government [] is advocating national health care that doesn't work anywhere in the world.

Europe would like a word with you.
 
2009-06-15 06:13:22 PM
This is the worst thing to come out of Muncie since "Garfield."
 
2009-06-15 06:14:17 PM
eqtworld: You know what other nation had a leader who was interested in making cars?

Link (new window)


Well, if Hitler could help to make a great car, doesn't that Barney Frank will do even better?
 
2009-06-15 06:14:56 PM
WFern: eqtworld: You know what other nation had a leader who was interested in making cars?

Link (new window)

Well, if Hitler could help to make a great car, doesn't that mean Barney Frank will do even better?


Derp. I can't even write my own joke properly.
 
2009-06-15 06:16:13 PM
Conservatives: you're dumber just for having known them.
 
2009-06-15 06:16:33 PM
You don't NEED a car in a re-education camp, dummy.
 
2009-06-15 06:17:13 PM
godofusa.com: Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.

You forgot to call Tyrel a 'chucker, and Barney a 'catcher.

If you're going to be a racism-and-homophobia troll, why stop halfway?
 
2009-06-15 06:17:14 PM
FTFA: I may be wrong, but it sounds like socialism to me.

I may be wrong, but he sounds like an idiot who does not understand what "socialism" means to me.
 
2009-06-15 06:17:34 PM
Yesdog: Jesus Christ, you are an unmitigated dick. Just go away, you racist ass.

Why? Voices like that are the holes in the sinking GOP ship.

It's like watching Jackass, except the guys hurting themselves aren't even getting paid.
 
2009-06-15 06:17:36 PM
WFern: Well, if Hitler could help to make a great car, doesn't that mean Barney Frank will do even better?

I think Hitler was far more of "get things done" kinda guy than Barny every will be
 
2009-06-15 06:19:24 PM
Yesdog: godofusa.com: Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.

Jesus Christ, you are an unmitigated dick. Just go away, you racist ass.


Reminds me of you:

i621.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-15 06:20:41 PM
Shut up GodofUSA.com, you cock
 
2009-06-15 06:21:37 PM
poot_rootbeer: If you're going to be a racism-and-homophobia troll, why stop halfway?

www.calconco.net

www.calconco.net
 
2009-06-15 06:21:55 PM
>> There's WHARRGARBL, and then there's this:

No there's WHARRGARBL and there's people stupid enough to believe WHARRGARBL
 
2009-06-15 06:22:20 PM
scrapetv.com
 
2009-06-15 06:22:36 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Shut up GodofUSA.com, you cock

No.

i103.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-15 06:23:38 PM
Bocanegra: poot_rootbeer: If you're going to be a racism-and-homophobia troll, why stop halfway?

I found 5 of the 6 differences between the two pictures. Where is the 6th?
 
2009-06-15 06:23:45 PM
You know. I actually have faith that Whitacre is the right person for this job. The Republicans really have to work together to make this one fail because if GM becomes a success story with in the next 5 years they are over, kaput, toss 'em, they are done. Seriously, the economy has bottomed out and should look better in a couple of years. If GM can pull itself out with a strong plan for future growth what the fark are these guys going to talk about?
 
2009-06-15 06:23:52 PM
th01.deviantart.com
 
2009-06-15 06:25:31 PM
I'm going to guess that the Barney Frank design features a large tailpipe.
 
2009-06-15 06:25:52 PM
The Chairman Obama Yugo is on its way to your front door.

Fail............
 
2009-06-15 06:26:22 PM
Well, if conservatives have been ordered by their lardy master not to buy from GM anyway, why not have Barney Frank design them? You might sell more to libs, and not even Barney could introduce more fail into those country shiatboxes.
 
2009-06-15 06:26:28 PM
The article is full of fail in the first sentence:

Congratulations! We all now own 60-percent oil GM (Government Motors).

The stupid only continues from there.
 
2009-06-15 06:26:48 PM
kronicfeld: Leaked photo of Barney Frank's working prototype:

It'll run on fabulous.
 
2009-06-15 06:27:46 PM
Well if Barney Frank designs them you'll be able to hose out the interiors.
 
2009-06-15 06:29:24 PM
What, is Barney Frank gay or something? Well, he cannot possibly be effective as a lawmaker then, being that he must be undressing all of the other male reps with his eyes.

//Asshole homophobes.
///Not actually that crazy about Frank, but his sexual orientation has jack shiat to do with his legislative abilities.
 
2009-06-15 06:29:28 PM
Is it "Link to stupid articles" day on fark or something?
 
2009-06-15 06:30:07 PM
Are you scared yet?
 
2009-06-15 06:35:10 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Not actually that crazy about Frank, but his sexual orientation has jack shiat to do with his legislative abilities.



You're right. He is still incompetent and corrupt, which is why we bash him.
 
2009-06-15 06:35:42 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot: Is it "Link to stupid articles" day on fark or something?

Yes, but savor it. We only get seven of those a week.
 
2009-06-15 06:36:10 PM
godofusa.com: Bawny Fwank will make sure Tyrel and Shaniqua get a low interest loan to buy a $70,000 hybrid Ekskalade on their combined $20,000 salary.

I agree, queers and negroids talk funny and darkies have silly names. What about Abdullah Durka Durka though, what does he get?

Quick follow-up -- now that we've emancipated blacks, should we consider giving women the right to vote? Can they even walk to the polls bare-foot and in a family way?
 
2009-06-15 06:36:15 PM
Isitoveryet: Are you scared yet?

I thought Luntz ran all this through his focus groups before he released it. Seems like if it didn't scare the fark out of the chicken littles then it would have gotten tuned up to do just that.

Maybe add on an amber alert or throw in some pictures of Barney in a turban with a suicide vest.
 
2009-06-15 06:40:08 PM
It's a shame that Hitler was the guy who did it, but designing the peoples car was as easy as hiring some well qualified engineers and giving them a specific task.

Design a damn good car that is economical and inexpensive.

The beetle over came its origins and went on to be one of (if not the best) selling cars of all time. I think it was only a few years ago that they stopped making new ones in Brazil.

From that act of government was derived Volkswagen and Porsche, two of the most successful and wealth generating companies of all time.

This is America though, and apparently our government couldn't hire some engineers, task them with similar goals and achieve the same success the Germans did 60+ years ago.

No, that would be crazy. Everyone knows the best solution would have been to give GM endless no strings attached loans so that over paid executives could reward themselves while punishing blue collar workers and designing short lived, inefficient POS vehicles.

How does it come to pass that a political party incapable of logical thought or arguments come to control so many positions in government. What is going on in this country?
 
2009-06-15 06:41:42 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ///Not actually that crazy about Frank, but his sexual orientation has jack shiat to do with his legislative abilities.

Agreed. Which is why so many of his supporters use the bogus talking point that the only thing his detractors can find wrong with him is his sexual orientation. Kind of keeps his sub-par "legislative abilities" out of the lime light.
 
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