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(Some Guy)   More Chattanooga prostitutes. Believe it or not, these are considered "10's" down South   (newschannel9.com) divider line 147
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2009-06-13 02:01:46 PM  
Wink wink nudge nudge

wrcb.images.worldnow.com
 
2009-06-13 02:06:04 PM  
They say you're a '10'
I guess that means
Ten dollars a night
 
2009-06-13 02:35:55 PM  
never had a perfect ten, but i've been raped by five twos...
 
2009-06-13 02:42:40 PM  
Pardon me boys...
 
2009-06-13 03:14:55 PM  
I think you mean 10's in South Dakota.
 
2009-06-13 03:15:13 PM  
I thought Southern girls were supposed to be hot?
 
2009-06-13 03:17:57 PM  
Awww...they look so sad.
 
2009-06-13 03:18:35 PM  
I feel so bad for them. They look so sad.

They may not be the loveliest, but I bet the swains picking them up weren't particularly fine specimens either.
 
2009-06-13 03:20:01 PM  
Zoinks!: Pardon me boys...

Is that some Chattanooga hoo-hoo?
 
2009-06-13 03:20:13 PM  
tortilla burger: I thought Southern girls were supposed to be hot?


To close to a school and a Taco Bell.

/Your Fark handle gave me insiration.
 
2009-06-13 03:21:13 PM  
or an even better word...inspiration
 
2009-06-13 03:21:16 PM  
Believe it or not, these are considered "10's" down South



No subby. They are not.
 
2009-06-13 03:22:23 PM  
#2, 5, and 6 disprove the theory that symmetrical faces are the most attractive...

And while I've only been to a few places in the south, this sample isn't representative of the women I've seen there. I still think a typical southern woman is a little nicer looking than a typical northern woman...
 
2009-06-13 03:22:24 PM  
atomic-age: I feel so bad for them. They look so sad.

They may not be the loveliest, but I bet the swains picking them up weren't particularly fine specimens either.


Located in Glendale, California, Swain's is a retail art supply store founded by Stanley Swain in 1949.

Stanely?
 
2009-06-13 03:22:48 PM  
www.nike.com

And # 2 were separated at birth.
 
2009-06-13 03:23:06 PM  
There are so many hot chicks down south taking up all the decent guys, these girls are left to fend for just the people willing to pay for sex.
 
2009-06-13 03:23:25 PM  
Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chattanooga Hoo Ha?
 
2009-06-13 03:23:30 PM  
Though there was the command to "Enlarge" under the pictures, I could not.
 
2009-06-13 03:23:42 PM  
Only Yankee women are hot. Southern women are not hot.

/ hoping to be proven wrong
 
2009-06-13 03:24:12 PM  
Cowboy Mouth: Believe it or not, these are considered "10's" down South



No subby. They are not.


Not in Louisiana and not in South Carolina.
Anyone here from Alabama, so we can bust this myth completely?
 
2009-06-13 03:24:54 PM  
Dassa lota ugly. I wouldn't fark those meth-hos with a stolen dick.

/Bravo Subby, bra-trolltastic-vo
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-06-13 03:25:25 PM  
bjorky: Though there was the command to "Enlarge" under the pictures, I could not.

Why would you want to?
Please pass the eye bleach.
 
2009-06-13 03:25:48 PM  
Jesus ...

Jesus Christ!
 
2009-06-13 03:26:12 PM  
These are Southern 10's only in the teeth category.

/was on the Univ of Tenn (the other UT) campus at age 14 -- had to hide my boner the whole time
 
2009-06-13 03:26:27 PM  
I assume they would be paying me correct? God, I would rather double hand myself that put anything in those "ladies".

I'm sorry I used to say that anyone looks hot after 12 beers, but that rule does NOT apply here.
 
2009-06-13 03:26:36 PM  
They were charged with prostitution too close to a school? How far away do they need to be to be legal then?

/I ask merely for information
 
2009-06-13 03:26:54 PM  
10? In what, binary?
 
2009-06-13 03:27:28 PM  
It's times like these that I wish Fark had an "erase" function.
Or maybe a "preview before post" thingy.
Maybe even something that would allow one to read before posting.
Can somebody get on that?

/my God, it's full of skanks...
 
2009-06-13 03:28:14 PM  
"You're a 10 where you should be a 36."
 
2009-06-13 03:30:53 PM  
ck1938: I think you mean 10's in South Dakota. up north

The south has the prettiest women, every girl I met while working in boston and NY that was half decent was always from somewhere else in the country. Any native girl to the north was either ugly as hell or just farking annoying.
 
2009-06-13 03:32:02 PM  
No they're not.

/not from the south
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-06-13 03:32:26 PM  
The ten must refer to how many times it's been hit -


With an ugly stick.
 
2009-06-13 03:33:37 PM  
I thought #1 was a guy.

steamingpile: ck1938: I think you mean 10's in South Dakota. up north

The south has the prettiest women, every girl I met while working in boston and NY that was half decent was always from somewhere else in the country. Any native girl to the north was either ugly as hell or just farking annoying.


The hottest Southern woman would only be a 4 in Southern California. I've been to the south, I live in SoCal.
 
2009-06-13 03:35:19 PM  
found out nicks went for twenties down south
 
2009-06-13 03:35:23 PM  
I am in udder amazement that ANYONE could achieve an erection in the presence of ANY of these "professionals".

/sometimes eyebleach just doesn't help
 
2009-06-13 03:35:59 PM  
jonasborg: They say you're a '10'
I guess that means
Ten dollars a night


I did not expect a Frogs reference but was happy to see one.
 
2009-06-13 03:36:34 PM  
I think subby means 10 out of 100.

/someone should post eye-bleach to counter the ho-tastic picture montage
 
2009-06-13 03:37:16 PM  
Martha Jones does not approve?
www.gallifray.net
 
2009-06-13 03:38:26 PM  
landsnark1: These are Southern 10's only in the teeth category.

/was on the Univ of Tenn (the other UT) campus at age 14 -- had to hide my boner the whole time


approves
www.funnystuffblog.com
 
2009-06-13 03:38:32 PM  
steamingpile: ck1938: I think you mean 10's in South Dakota. up north

The south has the prettiest women, every girl I met while working in boston and NY that was half decent was always from somewhere else in the country. Any native girl to the north was either ugly as hell or just farking annoying.


Today must be opposite day. I didn't get the memo.

/Southern girls can be hot, but they are all dumb.
 
2009-06-13 03:38:50 PM  
Subby can stay the fark up north if he thinks those skanks are "what Southerners call 10's"; not in TN or NC from what I've seen.

/seen whores from Cleveland (up north, you know)
//no better looking than the ones in TFA
 
2009-06-13 03:39:19 PM  
Believe it or not, these are considered men up North.
 
2009-06-13 03:40:36 PM  
#2!!

img41.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-13 03:41:03 PM  
They're not "10's" by any measure of mine, and I have lived here most of my life.
 
2009-06-13 03:41:23 PM  
Armed And Disgruntled: The hottest Southern woman would only be a 4 in Southern California. I've been to the south, I live in SoCal.

Stupidest women on the planet.

TheLopper: Today must be opposite day. I didn't get the memo.

/Southern girls can be hot, but they are all dumb.


No northern girls are farking ugly and are dumber than bricks, southern girls are hot and can cook a pig over an open pit.
 
2009-06-13 03:42:23 PM  
borg: Believe it or not, these are considered men up North.

Any street walker is a man anywhere, they are not the most attractive "females" around.
 
2009-06-13 03:44:08 PM  
Armed And Disgruntled: The hottest Southern woman would only be a 4 in Southern California. I've been to the south, I live in SoCal.

I also live in SoCal. You haven't been to the right part of the south. Southern girls kick ass. They're as hot, if not hotter than SoCal girls, but nice and have manners.
 
2009-06-13 03:46:25 PM  
Quick, Boy Wonders, to the eyebleach, stat!
 
2009-06-13 03:46:25 PM  
The lookism on this thread is blatant and offensive.

Farkers should be ashamed.
 
2009-06-13 03:46:37 PM  
Only on FARK would a Chattanooga Ho Round-Up revert into a "Do Not Want" Civil-War Re-Enactment

I live in Southern Cal, where Brian Wilson & I agree there's hot women in the South, now save it for the Nazis
 
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