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(Political Wire)   Best press release ever? Sen. Howell Heflin has to explain why he used his wife's panties to wipe his nose   (politicalwire.com) divider line 53
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2009-06-12 01:14:07 PM
He is my new hero

/what?, clean panties smell good and are soft on your nose
 
2009-06-12 01:17:11 PM
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 
2009-06-12 01:32:23 PM
img31.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-12 01:34:30 PM
@ PartyBoy

That guy gets no respect.
 
2009-06-12 01:37:13 PM
gustakooka: @ PartyBoy

That guy gets no respect.


(double take)

They do look alike.
 
2009-06-12 01:52:44 PM
Well whose panties should he have used?
 
2009-06-12 02:10:39 PM
A married man has to do whatever it takes to get his wife's panties wet.
 
2009-06-12 02:38:02 PM
Because it's awesome?
 
2009-06-12 02:38:27 PM
DslainteC: A married man has to do whatever it takes to get his wife's panties wet.

And this thread is done.

Beautiful
 
2009-06-12 02:39:43 PM
No explanation necessary, Senator.
 
2009-06-12 02:40:37 PM
Snot his panties. They belonged to his wife. Glad we cleared that up.
 
2009-06-12 02:41:40 PM
Senator, you got a panty on your head.
 
2009-06-12 02:42:48 PM
I'm surprised that they fit in his pocket:

www.mizrak.com
 
2009-06-12 02:44:00 PM
At least he didn't blow his nose on a foreign dignitary's robes like some people we know:

rightsoup.com
 
2009-06-12 02:44:43 PM
www.soundoffcolumn.com

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
 
2009-06-12 02:45:07 PM
nucal: I'm surprised that they fit in his pocket:
You have just shown me the perfect clown car cover
 
2009-06-12 02:45:29 PM
CouchMonkey: At least he didn't blow his nose on a foreign dignitary's robes like some people we know:

ZOMG ZOMG HE'S BOWING TO HIS OVERLORD!!!!!
 
2009-06-12 02:46:31 PM
DslainteC: A married man has to do whatever it takes to get his wife's panties wet.

Coffee up the nose does not feel good...

*snort*
 
2009-06-12 02:47:41 PM
a.getbackimages.com

What wiping your nose on the Senator's wife's panties might look like.
 
2009-06-12 02:51:06 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
 
2009-06-12 02:54:42 PM
Sure they were his wife's panties...it just happened right after lunch with his intern. These were obviously a 'souvenir'.
 
2009-06-12 02:56:00 PM
Ex Machina Deus: Sure they were his wife's panties...it just happened right after lunch with his intern. These were obviously a 'souvenir'.

If that were the case he'd be blowing his nose with men's underpants
 
2009-06-12 02:58:42 PM
Useless without pics of said spouse.
 
2009-06-12 03:01:48 PM
David Letterman uses his son's underpants to wipe his nose.
 
2009-06-12 03:04:09 PM
How are we sure the snot came out of his NOSE?
/DNRFTA
 
2009-06-12 03:06:19 PM
2wolves: Useless without pics of said spouse.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/02/18/1__1234989669_6882.jp g
His wife is on the right.
BTW he died a in 2006, not sure about his wife.
 
2009-06-12 03:06:57 PM
Opps
cache.boston.com
 
2009-06-12 03:13:34 PM
tortilla burger: If that were the case he'd be blowing his nose with men's underpants

Nope, Heflin was a Democrat.
 
2009-06-12 03:21:04 PM
"But the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."

/WKRP FTMFW
 
2009-06-12 03:27:42 PM
Well...

It is better than using his daughters.
 
2009-06-12 03:27:50 PM
img.snlarc.jt.org

Agrees with Senator Hefflin


/hot
 
2009-06-12 03:32:39 PM
Random Guy: Well...

It is better than using his daughters.


Are you implying the Senator may participate in an incestuous relationship with his daughter? HOW DARE YOU! You are no better than that creepy old David Letterman!
 
2009-06-12 03:34:01 PM
I fail to see why he 'has' to explain anything not directly related to his job.

Should he have to explain why he uses Charmin at home?

still funny though.
 
2009-06-12 03:35:27 PM
Wardrobe malfunction
 
2009-06-12 03:36:32 PM
Going to have to remember that excuse the next time I get caught with some panties in my pocket...
 
2009-06-12 03:39:44 PM
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2009-06-12 03:43:11 PM
www.singingfool.com
 
2009-06-12 03:51:26 PM
Back or front of the panties?
Clean or worn?
Hey, it's his nose.
 
2009-06-12 03:57:50 PM
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2009-06-12 04:04:36 PM
STATEMENT OF SEN. HOWELL HEFLIN
HANDKERCHIEF
JULY 19, 1994

I mistakenly picked up a pair of my wife's white panties and put them in my pocket while I was rushing out the door to go to work.

Rather than take a chance on being embarrassed again, I'm going to start buying colored handkerchiefs.


Dat's racists!
 
2009-06-12 04:04:59 PM
ah, defintiely a member of Lambda Chi Alpha!!

/so is RON PAUL
 
2009-06-12 04:05:48 PM
"That's a good movie, Judge!"

/obscure?
 
2009-06-12 04:11:27 PM
TedDalton: "That's a good movie, Judge!"

/obscure?


"Are you sure hard core porno is the way to go? I believe women prefuh a softer porn".

/Insert Manhigh's post
 
2009-06-12 04:11:30 PM
Who does he think he's kidding? They buried him in a pair of his wife's panties.


/ probably a thong
 
2009-06-12 04:16:07 PM
Were they of the "voodoo butter" variety?

/almost broke my neck
//Jaysus!
 
2009-06-12 04:45:43 PM
I misread that as "wife's penis".

Well, she did turn me into a newt.
 
2009-06-12 06:55:21 PM
Because his secretary never wears panties.
 
hej
2009-06-12 07:09:30 PM
Because that's where he keeps his cocaine?
 
2009-06-12 07:12:01 PM
Wiping his nose? I thought he just liked the smell of tuna.
 
2009-06-12 07:16:47 PM
Jakevol2: CouchMonkey: At least he didn't blow his nose on a foreign dignitary's robes like some people we know:

ZOMG ZOMG HE'S BOWING TO HIS OVERLORD!!!!!


Hey, thanks for playing and please pick up a home version of "Fark" on your way back to your mom's basement.
 
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